In light of Saturday's Rapture, I thought that now might be a good time to raise awareness for disaster situations — especially if Judgement Day doesn't actually happen, or if it does, for those like me, who will be happily left behind.

After all, these rapture people don't believe animals will go to heaven, and seriously, what kind of Heaven is that??? They can have it.

Besides, with all the righteous non-sinners off the planet, it'll be mine to rule. What? I have goals, you know.

Anyway, so even the CDC is in on the zombie apocalypse, or, as we say in our house, zombiepocalypse. Are you prepared?

Zombiepocalypse ahoy!!!!!

Now, I must go prepare for Saturday's Rapture party. Barbecue! Drinks! Cake! (This had best not screw up my 2012 Mayan apocalypse plans…)