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278 pages, Hardcover
First published April 1, 2012
We put our arms around each other and Jack leans in for what’s supposed to be a pep talk, but he usually ends up insulting each of us.
“Okay, our last Christmas gig. Ethan’s sober, so that’s an improvement over last year…. Red is going to rock her guitar solo, although try to not make the rest of us look so inferior, O Red One…. Ben, you look
adorable in your elf ears.”
Our hands go into the center.
Jack shouts out, “Jack rules on three. One, Two!”
“Jack sucks!” The three of us shout back.
“Aww, come on, where’s the love?”
We all walk out to the stage with Jack shouting, “Forget
about your presents now!”