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204 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 18, 2013
“What’s wrong with me?”
She laughed. “There’s nothing wrong with you sweetheart. You are one of a kind, and there is not one other like you.”
There is an age old prophecy which tells of the one that will be born of Angel and Abomination. A child that will have the power, greater than the angels. A power that can bring change, and save the earth from total devastation.Fuck heroines born to a special destiny who do absolutely fucking nothing to deserve it and nothing to fucking earn it. I'd rather read about Paris Hilton. Emma whines. She is petulant. She is immature. She talks like a 13-year old addicted to social media and I am just through with idiotic fucking helpless fucking heroines who claim to be the savior to the human race.
The once beautifully, quilted fabric of my life was quickly unraveling into one giant, tangled mess.And commas were omitted where they were needed. For example:
"I’ve never seen anything like it! You Kade?”And...
“What’s your name child?” he said in a very kind voice.These are but a few of the multitudinal errors within the book.
I slowly walked pass all the shelves, examining the books, art, and what looked to be ancient relics. Some of these things looked like they were dated way back, like as far as A.D. and maybe even B.C....Because it's not like we're living in A.D. 2014 or anything. You are a fucking moron, Emma.
And then it slammed me - reality did - like a Mack truck hitting me at full force. A shattering pain surged through my heart, quickly spreading like a brush fire, torching everything inside of me.The main character is 17, and I understand that there may be some 17 year olds who are completely idiotic and immature in their way of talking, but I've been fortunate not to meet any in real life. The dialogue in this book is utterly laughable, and the internal dialogue even more so.
The belt was filled with large ammo and what looked like...grenades??? Oh my God!!!The Summary: Emma wakes in the hospital. It is her birthday, but alas, she has been left an orphan (not the fucking orphan trope again, please, won't someone think of the parents in YA fiction?). It was a devastating car crash of which Emma remembers nothing. Emma is a miracle.
It was a complete miracle that you survived.Her wounds heal miraculously fast, to go along with the miracle theme of the day. She miraculously remains almost unharmed. Out of nowhere, an unknown aunt (or Aunt, in some cases, fuck you, editor) swoops in to save her from the foster system. Emma is going to Alaska to live with her half-aunt. ALASKA! Ohmygod ALASKA. It's so far north. It's so cold! There is a horrible lack of hot men!!!!!!
I was going to Alaska, for heaven’s sake. I’d never heard of any hotties from Alaska. All I pictured were big, scruffy men in red flannels with facial hair.And the bears! And the moose! And not to mention all the criminals who live in Alaska!
"You can get lost easily over there. I heard that people, criminal types, move there to escape justice...you know...lots of places to hide. So you’d better be careful, Emma. Don’t go out alone at night. And, watch for bears…and moose that have babies. They will charge at you if you get too close."Suddenly, electricity fills the air. It surges.
An electrical current surged through my veins, and the same euphoric feeling, which I’d felt earlier, shot through me...intensified times ten.It's KADE! KAAAAAAADE! The intensely gorgeous, electrifying Kade. They touch. The sparks fly. But...but Kade is not who he seems! He's so...pale. Kade's not who he seems! He's so pale!
His physique was statuesque, but his skin was pale…almost colorless. I assumed it was because he came from Alaska. No sun for half the year. That had to explain it.Wait a minute! Pale skin. Supernatural strength!
All that was missing were vampires and werewolves. Wait…Vampires? Kade sure looked like a vampire with his pasty white skin.No, seriously. Is he a vampire?
“I mean, you look human to me, but I’ve seen you do inhuman things.” I waited for him to answer, but he didn’t say a word. “Are you a vampire?”Lol. No he's not. But seriously, are there vampires? Emma really wishes for vampires.
He suddenly burst into a laugh. “No! Vampire? You seriously thought I was a vampire?”
“Well… what about that thing that almost killed me in the bathroom? What was that? It looked like a vampire. Was it…a vampire?”FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. NO.
“Damn, you stink and you’re freakin’ ugly. Poor God must have hurt his back trying to bend and scrape the bottom of the crap barrel to create you.”
“I know that right now you don’t feel like there’s anything special about you, but you are very special, Emma.Did I say she's special? Yeah.
I’d say you’re a rarity…something specialYOU DON'T FUCKING SAY?
“You are a special breed Emma. There has never been another like you.Where did all this specialness come from? How do people constantly ascribe brilliance to something completely fucking ordinary, like noticing some weird guys following you around. I notice creepy guys stalking me in the street? Am I special too? Or just Emma. Because apparently the ability to see something completely fucking obvious is absolutely fucking brilliant to the ever-so-easily impressed Kade.
“You’re very perceptive, Emma Wise. I’ll give you that...but then again...I guess you aren’t like most people”During battles, what does she do? Does Emma fight? Does Emma stand up for herself? Does she become a warrior? Is she heroic? No. Emma stands back like a fucking pussy. She stands "frozen with fear," she is filled with "pain and helplessness". She waits for Kade to fight for her, to come to her rescue. Kade is her "real-life knight in shining armor, determined and unwavering in his responsibility to save [her] life." Fuck that shit. I'm out.
He suddenly threw his body on top of mine.
BAM!
The explosion of the Hummer sent shockwaves through the trees, and sent fiery shrapnel shooting everywhere. Flames and smoke bellowed from the wreckage, which had flipped onto its side.
I was overwhelmed with the feelings of warmth, and the euphoric pleasures brought on by his closeness, even more so now that his body was hard pressed against mine. He was gorgeous, and he was on top of me.
'As soon as he stepped through the door...my breath seized.'There's more. But you get the idea!
'I was suddenly bewitched by his beauty; frozen in a trance.'
'His closeness immediately made me dizzy, and sent my world into a state of euphoria.'
'Breathe, Emma. Breathe. Breathe. And try to act normal.'
'I couldn't speak, and felt like I couldn't breathe.'
'He reminded me of Dwayne Johnson who used to be The Rock in wrestling.'Gee. Thanks for the popular culture lesson! You'd literally have to live under a rock to not know who The Rock is. And even if you didn't, is it really necessary to explain every reference the main protagonist makes?
'Kade stared out his window, as did I, constantly trying to fight my body's irresistible urges to jump on him, wrap my arms around his neck, and kiss him.'
'It took everything within my being to keep from turning around, wrapping my arms around him, and planting a kiss on his full lips.'
'I fought the sudden urge to wrap my arms around his neck, pull him to me, and plant a kiss on his beautiful, full lips.'
"Have you ever been to Alaska, Emma?"Of course, Emma. People live in Alaska because the thrill that they could possible become some animal's dinner is irresistible. *facepalms*
"Never, and I'm not really looking forward to it. I don't care for places where the wildlife eats people."
'"You'll be homeschooled," he mumbled, with an exasperated look of sorry.'How does that look even work?!