C*mslut

by B. Sobjakken

There's no shame in my game.
I can make any man's dream come true...for a price.
So when I'm called in on my day off, I know he's someone important.
What I wasn't prepared for was my own living fantasy.
Tyler Hastings offered a lot of money, but for him, I was tempted to come for free.

**Revisions made November 2023

Genres: Novella, Smut, Erotica, Romance, M F Romance, Contemporary, Contemporary Romance

125 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 29, 2023

Reviews

[D.L. Howe · Rating 3 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️💫
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

So I binged this author’s entire catalogue, which wasn’t hard considering they’re shorties.

This one is about an escort hired to be an executive’s on-call cumslut.

He’s gorgeous so why does he need an escort? Maybe he’s a douchebag. Maybe he’s got a tiny whacker. Maybe he’s a workaholic.

Nope! None of the above. The reason our MMC can’t keep a woman is because he cums buckets. It’s a literal disease people and one of my wet dreams!

Seriously the whole premise sounded so hot! Unfortunately the actual writing left a little to be desired. It was underwhelming to say the least.

[Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ · Rating 3 out of 5]

I wanted to read some short porn, and that's what this is. Perfect! Very dirty and fun! But I cannot go without mentioning the distracting grammar. The writing switched between past and present tense, and even past perfect, without a care in the world for making sense. Sometimes even mid-sentence. Like jeez, I'm not asking for Pulitzer Prize-winning literature here, but some effort would have been nice. Thanks to whoever read this so it showed up on my feed though XD

[Mysti · Rating 5 out of 5]

OMG. 5 CUM FILLED STARS!!!

One of the most thoroughly enjoyable books I've ever read. Thank GOD for this author. It's so freaking hilarious, sweet, and hot!! I'm not sure I've read anything like this before. I can't wait to read it again.

Tyler Hastings (billionaire) has a problem. He produces way too much cum. He's very embarrassed and shy about this after his first girlfriend left him traumatized by her reaction to it. Now he's only willing to hire professionals to take care of his needs. Luckily for him, his handy dandy assistant, Jackson, has found a new "escort" service for him to try out.

There's nobody better to tend to the needs of Tyler than a self-professed c*mslut!! Emery isn't shy about loving sex and cum. She's funny, totally carefree, and completely owns her sexuality. She shows Tyler that there's nothing repulsive about him or his condition. They have lots of amazing sex and super sweet tenderness too. Freaking HAPPY FUCKING EVER AFTER!!!!

These two are a match made in cum heaven.

Honestly - there were sooooooo many times I just laughed. I actually never stopped smiling the entire time I was reading. For smut lovers, this is perfect.

[Alexandra · Rating 4 out of 5]

ok but why was this actually so good??? he’s a billionaire with a heart of gold ..and a little shy too with the ladies cause of his unique problem. his problem you ask? oh, when he comes he basically cums GALLONS OF IT. naturally that makes him insecure but he hires an escort who surprisingly loves it and he falls in love. the end.

[Sabrina · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read the authors note and it said “porn is the plot” . Well, I disagree with that. There is actually a story here and I freaking loved it. Yes, there is a lot of cum but the storyline is really really good too. I absolutely LOVED Emery so much. I loved how straight forward she was and how she handled grumpy Tyler. Tyler had so much growth in this novella and not just in his pants. He was so closed off before and by the end you couldn’t help but love the guy. Jackson was such a fun character too! This novella was fantastic! It’s a super quick read and hot as fuck. I actually could have read about these characters in a full length book, they were that good. Cum on and read it!

[Peppa · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book was pure chaotic fun and honestly one of the most entertaining smutty novellas I’ve read in a long time. It’s filthy, hilarious, weirdly sweet and somehow still gave me all the feels.

So the setup is… ridiculous but amazing: Tyler is a billionaire with a “problem”, he produces way too much cum. His first girlfriend freaked out and left him scarred, so now he’s embarrassed and refuses to date, only hiring escorts to deal with it. Enter Emery, a shameless, bubbly self-proclaimed cumslut who thinks his “problem” is basically the best thing ever. Match made in porn heaven.

I loved Emery, she was funny, sex-positive and totally unapologetic about what she wanted. The way she handled Tyler’s grumpy, awkward ass was perfect. Tyler honestly had so much growth too, not just in the bedroom (though, yeah… that too), but as a person. Watching him go from shut-off and ashamed to actually enjoying himself and letting someone love him was so sweet.

Also, shoutout to Jackson, Tyler’s assistant, because he was hilarious and kind of stole every scene he was in.

Yes, this book is over-the-top filthy. Yes, there’s a lot of cum talk. But it’s not just porn without plot, there’s actually a really good story here and I was smiling the entire time I read it.
Honestly, I would’ve happily read a full-length book about these two because I didn’t want it to end.

trops/kinks/safety
❤️‍🔥professional prostitute/client
❤️‍🔥past trauma
❤️‍🔥insecure MMC
❤️‍🔥confident FMC
❤️‍🔥hyperspermia
❤️‍🔥cum play
❤️‍🔥toy play
❤️‍🔥ass play
❤️‍🔥mirror sex

[Romantically Inclined Reviews · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book absolutely needed another read through for grammar and spelling and POV (and this is coming from someone who really doesn't care that much about a few errors here and there, but there were...a lot). That said the premise is great and the fluids are top notch, so if you just want to be entertained for half an hour it's fine for that.

[BookishAnya · Rating 4 out of 5]

I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t this. Pure smutty vibes but I am here for it! One would to describe this book: fluid lots and lots of fluids. It’s getting four stars because it’s helping me get out of my slump.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶🌶🌶🌶
Escort
Novella
Lots of cum
Breeding

[Hailey · Rating 4 out of 5]

Worth interrupting bagel day for.

It was a quick 2-hour read of pure pwp. There were several spice scenes and they were all suprisingly refreshing and inventive. I would have loved to have this as a full novel to get to be around these two characters and their antics longer.

Definitely going to read the rest of this author's works.

[Randinicole_reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

So HOT

5 ⭐️ 3.5 🌶️

[Melanie (mells_view) · Rating 4 out of 5]

There’s not a quote from this book that will get approved so.

I don’t know that I’ve ever read a book that was titled more accurately than this one. So read the title, that’s pretty much the review. If you’ve read B. Sobjakken’s short stories before then you know what’s up. Quick, hot, and this one is extra sticky.

[BelleLovesRomance · Rating 5 out of 5]

OMG, I FREAKING LOVE THIS BOOK!!! Tyler and Emery...both of you stole my heart and you two can keep it. Despite the absurd amount of books on my TBR, I will definitely visit both of you again. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a book hangover. 🥴

Watching Tyler gradually change from this grumpy, shy, insecure man with anything related to physical affection into a happy, confident, playful, sweet, and sensual in bed was so rewarding. He was just so lonely and starved for affection. My poor baby. 😭

Emery is a breath of fresh air and playful. I love seeing her blooms beautifully from being scared of intimacy and thinking love is not in the cards for her, she discovers a newfound courage that allows her to connect deeply with another person. 🌞🌻

And no, I don’t really care about a few grammatical or stylistic errors in this book. I love the MCs, their beautiful vulnerabilities and traumas, and the love they have for each other. My babies deserve to be loved and wanted. 🙂‍↕️💖

And the sex? Don’t even get me started. It was phenomenal!! If you share the same kinks as me that is. 😌

This book is a perfect balance between sweet romance and hot steamy sex. ✨️

💦 Hyperspermia
💦 Cum play
💦 Toy play
💦 Ass play (teeny tiny bit)
💦 Snowsleding
💖 Kinks-focused romance
💖 Arranged relationship
💖 Low angst, sweet
💖 HEA

🌶 5/5

[Kelly_Reads_Books · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the first story I am reading by this author and whew was it smoking hot 🥵 I love when a female character owns her sensuality and she definitely owned it in spades.
This couple were so different from each other but they had one thing in common. He had lots to give and she loved the amount he was giving her. IYKYK 💦

[Medollga · Rating 3 out of 5]

For PWP it had surprising deeper component 😅 🫣

[girlwithhearteyes · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5 stars

Filthy and fun! She’s a very sex positive escort, he’s hired her because of his ‘condition’ but she’d do it for free, and they were pretty cute together.

[Andrea · Rating 5 out of 5]

💦

This book is super fun and full of come. The scenes were great with lots of 💦💦💦

Loved the dynamic between the characters and how everything played out.

A great quick & messy read ;)

[Rachael*Caribbean*girl*bibliophile · Rating 3 out of 5]

Spoilers ahead, 3.5*


Emery is an escort hired to do a job that the other girls at the agency refused. She's perky, sweet and loves her job. Tyler is the perfect client for her as he has a medical condition that makes him come an abundant amount....just happens that Emery is a cumslut.

*****
Well this was surprisingly good for what it is. The writing style threw me off here and there but I enjoyed this short erotic read


Prostitute h
Non manwhore H who's hired escorts over the years because of his condition

[Natasha Allen · Rating 3 out of 5]

It takes a lot to make me blush, considering the amount of romance and erotica I have read but this definitely got me!! It is completely and utterly what the author sells it to be, so don’t at all go into this expecting some sort of love story!

And I can honestly say I have never read anything quite like it!

⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Gabriëlla Croes · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was one hot&steamy read. The title says it all. Tyler and Emery were hot af. 🧎‍♀️
Although a novella, we get to know the characters and the author manages to give us growth. And made me be invested in their short and smutty story.

Cannot wait for more by this author.

[Nicole 》 thesmuttykindle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Filthy good time 💦💦

Honestly their dynamic was super cute and not what I was expecting. Can't say I've read anything with hyperspermia before, but it was 🔥🔥 and unique and a fanatic quick spicy read!

[Paula · Rating 5 out of 5]

With that title, I thought that this was just gonna be a filthy romp, but the story was actually nice. I enjoyed the chemistry and tension between the two main characters, and their dynamic with the not-quite third wheel. None of the spicy scenes were over-the-top; on the contrary, they flowed quite naturally. I really liked the ending. I'm not overhyping this book, but personally it was a pleasurable distraction, one that I very much needed. I've gotten more out of it than I was initially expecting. 😊

[Gia Davis · Rating 4 out of 5]

I like books that are exactly what the title says.

I also like breeding kinks without the pregnancy.

This book was a yes from me x

[William · Rating 5 out of 5]

I’m digging it!

A bit misogynistic but all good in the end! Perfectly named! It seemed to have kind of a pattern, that came to fruition! I loved it

[Mer · Rating 5 out of 5]

5⭐️ I am obsessed with Brooke’s books. The characters are soooo amazing and witty and fun. I need full length books!!!! This was so good.

[Sarah · Rating 3 out of 5]

Y'all the author ain't lyin' when she said this is straight porn 🤣🤣🤣. I will not lie though, I did enjoy it. Super fast read. Spicy. Barely any plot. Sign me up for more of her work

[Riley W · Rating 2 out of 5]

if you want flat out porn- this is it. 1% plot, 99% PORN.

[Krissreads · Rating 3 out of 5]

Okay so this one I actually loved because it was just wild, Hyperspermia has always given me the heebie geebies but this was freakishly hot LOLLL. I do love how Emery made Tyler feel safe and watching their little deal blossom!

🌻(Hired) Short Series- Reading Order🌻
🖤 C*mslut - Emery and Tyler
🖤 Becoming His - Brina and Aiden (Sammie's brother from Irredeemable)
🖤 Be my Daddy - Melody and Jackson(J is Tyler's assistant)

[Savannah · Rating 4 out of 5]

you’re not ready

I was not ready for the kink in this book. I was also simultaneously devouring it lol. Everything that happened is I’m sure exactly what you’re imagining… but more. Aside from being absolute erotica, I also did really like the story behind thing. I thought it was fun yet refreshing, and told of a MMC finding themselves and their confidence which you don’t see often!

[Cindy thismomreadsbooks · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was pure smutty fun goodness. So glad I finally read it!!
It also had a bit of a sweet undertone and Emery and Tyler were perfect for each other!

Quick, entertaining, spicy read!

[Nicole Singleton · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5⭐️

Ok, this was a LOT of fun!! Sometimes novellas can be a let down, even “purely smut” ones, just because there’s not enough pages to make the chemistry believable. But not this one! This was great! I even felt all the feels for sweet Tyler.

If you’re looking for a fun, spicy AF novella, look no further! 💦