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219 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 8, 2013
He burst out laughing. “Who said anything about sex?” Looking disdainful now, he explained, “Baby, I’ve never had to force or blackmail a girl to have sex with me. I’m not exactly hard up when it comes to getting laid.”
"No wonder you don't have a girlfriend."
"You shouldn't say bad words."
"I didn't just say a bad word." His serious demeanor was confusing me.
"Yes you did. You said the G-word," he whispered. "Girlfriend." His fake shudder was over the top.
"I know, but if I did want to enter the form of slavery called being in a relationship, it'd be with someone as hot as you."
He gave me another one of those dominating kisses. “And thirdly, if I ever catch you dancing like that for another guy again, I’m going to beat the crap out of him and put you over my knee.”
The look on his face, or should I say the many looks on his face were hilarious. Shock, jealousy, irritation, anger all flashed over his handsome mug. Oh, it was a beautiful sight! He probably thought he'd kept his cool too, but I was looking out for it. I was deciding how far I should take this revenge.
"Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." - Cindy Crawford.
"What's the matter, Caleb? Are you feeling alright?" The idiot actually had the nerve to place her hand on my boyfriend's forehead as if to check for a fever. I'd had enough. Grabbing her wrist, I flung her arm away. "Nothing is wrong with him except while his girlfriend is sitting on his lap, some one night stand from his past shows up and he can't even remember her name." "Oh my god! You did not just talk to me like that! I'll have you know that Caleb and I spent a beautiful night together! It was magical!" The idiot screeched and whined at the same time. Talented. "Caleb, baby?" I said sweetly. "Yes, princess?" "What is this slut's, sorry, I mean girl's name?" "Hell if I know," he answered shrugging. I bit back my laughter as the girl's face turned red. She swiftly stomped back to her OMG posse. First thing I heard her say to gem was, "Oh my God!" Then it was like, "Blah, blah, blah, screech!"