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620 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 19, 2013
“The tiny imaginary audience inside his head did not exist; no one watches our life movies.”
“Fee Fi Fo Fum.
Ask not whence the thunder comes.
Ask not where the herds have gone.
Nor why the birds have ceased their song.
When coming home, don't take too long.
For monsters roam in Albion.
Fee Fi Fo Fum.
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he living, or be he dead.
I'll grind his bones to make my bread!”
- Giants of Gantua
“The Plague.
He’d had it as a child, or so they said – and the medical magister, who took the most interest in him, had said with terrible finality that the plague sometimes caused lesions on the brain that killed the ability to channel power.”
“You are so smart that you answer every single question in any class even when you know it annoys your peers, so smart you don’t understand humour, so smart that you can’t talk to a girl, so smart you can’t work the simplest phantasm.”
“He ordered a fourth cup of good wine and decided – again – to kill himself. It was a mortal sin and his soul would burn in hell for eternity. He thought that was fitting, because by doing so he’d hurt God. God who desired that sinners repent and come to him.
Take that, you fuck!
It was a tribute to the duality of human nature as his philosophical masters taught it that on his fifth cup of wine he could see the terrible, stupid flaws in his own theology.
And then, of course, there won’t be any more wine.”
"Victory in war is usually the result of compromising what you want and behaving like those you despise."