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209 pages, Paperback
First published March 3, 2015
The sun beats the shit out of a dirty road called Raton Pass where the closest thing to a pair of matching earrings is a guy named Carl who punches you in the head with his fist.Trust me, there is no explaining why Carl is relatable in any way to a matched pair of earrings in the ensuing tale.
"Attention is the most worthless of currency on the planet," I said. "When you treat it like it's precious, you're blinding yourself to the possibility that you might find it elsewhere. And it's everywhere, attention is.. After the first few stories I knew never to get comfortable with “oh, finally we’re going to have a story about something because Amelia Grey always takes it into WTF territory. I’m not just talking about the bizarre or the ludicrous: I’m talking pointless absurdity that appears purely for the purpose of eliciting a reaction. And perhaps that is what she is trying and succeeding at: make everything ludicrous, take something mundane and turn it ridiculous or grotesque as an “F-you” to anyone expecting normalcy. ‘Ha readers! You want a nice story? Well life is a bizarre mind trip and then you die so jokes on you!’ A very few actually hit a satirical note or elicited a “ha” as I read. But most did not appear to have a point to the grotesquerie; no context, no metaphor, no deep statements for the reader...and that is precisely what frustrated this reader. Indeed there is likely (hopefully) meaning behind the tales but it is obscured through a single writers’ vantage point and lifetime of unique context. We’re being told about the weird dream (or nightmare) the acquaintance at the party wants to tell everyone about without seeming to notice everyone could care less. The snapshot only means something if one knows that Aunt Carol symbolizes friendships and eating is equivalent to sensuality and the forbidden because of the stint of anorexia in college and a car means a man in the dreamer’s life so its super meaningful that she drove the car through her kitchen and then stabbed Aunt Carol 29 times when she exited then ate dear old auntie’s eyeballs while a familiar-but-can’t-place-it song was playing. I made that up… the version in Gutshot would have just jumped into the eating the eyeballs in the kitchen scene.
[...] Quando dice di amarti, taglia a brandelli i suoi polpastrelli e succhia il loro sangue [...] Quando ti dice addio, divoragli il cuore.
Swans mate for life, which is maybe ten or fifteen years. Someone found a swan once that was twenty-four years old and probably it was mating for life, which everyone made a big deal out of even though the swan was not even old enough to rent a car. The swan wasn’t yet acquainted with life enough to silently hyperventilate in its bed. The swan didn’t have a bed. The swan was too stupid to have a bed and if it did it would fill the bed with swan shit.
That’s all for today about swans.