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320 pages, Hardcover
First published October 20, 2015
The rectum is a grand thing.
“Listen, your asshole is precious. It deserves to be shown love, and that's all I'm doing. Let me live. Let your asshole live.”
No person, no matter how important society deems their relationship to you, has the right to denounce you for who you are.”
“This is why homophobia is a terrible evil: it disguises itself as concern while it is inherently hate.”
“I aggressively run into things, back up into things, have no depth perception, often forget which buttons and knobs do what, and am easily distracted. But enough about my sex life! Back to my driving skills!”
“Tyler Oakley isn’t my real name.”
“No person, no matter how important society deems their relationship to you, has the right to denounce you for who you are.”
“This is why homophobia is a terrible evil: it disguises itself as concern while it is inherently hate.”
“Binge on giving, in all senses. Binge on indulging. We’re told every day from an early age that moderation is key. Count your calories, wait a while before you tell someone you love them, and remember that balance is the path to happiness. While all of those are great in theory, does a lesson taught from someone else’s mistakes resonate just as deeply as the ones you learn yourself? When you binge, you find your own boundaries.”