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336 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2004
"You want to survive and triumph here so whatever you do, stay within the parameters and whatever you do, don't rock the boat."But the overseer of all of those brainwashing evangelical infomercials is a man named the Reverend Earl; and the Reverend Earl has power, more power than one man should ever have. He preaches of a new Heaven called the Afterfat, where you will "look like a Greek god and can eat whatever you want." But I know you are smart, dear reader, so you know that with these things, there is always a catch.
"The Reverend Earl promised, 'Really really thin.'Would you, reader, follow the flock, or would you shepherd the misguided?
'Thinner than we are now?'
'Thinner than everybody!' His eyes swept the middle-sized crowd of oversized followers and a slogan was born. His eyes caught fire and his voice cut through to the heart of them. He thrilled as he said it. 'THINNER THAN THOU.'"
"I am here to tell you that the Reverend Earl is stringing you along on promises that he will never keep. I bought in to Sylphania [a concentration camp where failure to lose weight and tone up leads to brutal punishment]. I am totally with the program, but a deep suspicious part of me begins to think it's all surface, but surface covering... what?"This darkly satiric book is a nightmare come to life.
"'It's all about body image,' the priest said and when he went on he wasn't exactly asking, he was telling. 'How did this get so important that it's the new religion? Why are our bodies more important than ourselves?'"