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325 pages, Paperback
First published December 15, 2008
”And Brude shall take unto himself a queen of unsurpassed skill, strength, and beauty, whose astonishing wit will find itself outmatched by the sharpness of her tongue.”Yup, that sounds like Jaz to me.
"When do you think they'll let me get my cell out?: Cole asked. "I promised Mom I'd text her as soon as we land. I'm going to stick my phone up some guy's kilt, flash a picture, and then challenge her to guess what she's seeing."
"That is so disgusting."
"What? I'll get the his permission first."
"Sending dirty pictures to your mom?"
"She'll laugh so hard her teeth will probably fly across the dinner table. She lost them in a car accident, you know."
“No. They look like apparitions to me. Except now they’re floating. Hey”—he smacked me on the thigh with the back of his hand—“I just thought of a new game.”
“What’s that?”
“Splat the Specter.”
“Rules?”
“You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia.”
Vayl’s voice filled our ears. “Why ferrets?”
“Really?” I asked. “You want to know about his choice of pets when he’s named one of them after an STD?”