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Robot vs Dragons #3

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

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It's crunch time in the Old Kingdom!Our mild-mannered hero, the junky old robot, has a new ally. He's sure they've met before, but he can't quite put his finger on it. Actually, he can't quite put his finger on anything.Heads of state are dropping like flies, thanks to a series of improbable accidents, and war clouds are rolling in. The elves are building siege engines, human kingdoms are raising their armies, and the dwarves are nursing hangovers.And even if the robot manages to pour lubricating oil on those troubled waters, he still has to find his way home!This is the third and final part of the Dragon and Chips Trilogy. Books one and two must be read first to maximise your enjoyment.

332 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 19, 2018

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Simon Haynes

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Simon Haynes is the author of the Hal Spacejock, Harriet Walsh and Hal Junior (MG) series. He divides his time between writing fiction and computer software, with the occasional bike ride thrown in for a laugh.

Simon lives in Perth, Western Australia.

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Author 8 books7 followers
December 12, 2019
This is the bang up conclusion to Robot vs Dragons you have been waiting for. My hubby and I really enjoyed listening to it as we drifted off to sleep each night. Funny, irreverent and full of wordplay Clunk works with a strange band of local characters to catch a dragon and save the kingdom. Or does he?

Great fun and enjoyable escape fiction.
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August 28, 2024
(3.0 Stars)

This book/series was fun, and light. If you like fantasy filled with puns and not much real substance, this could be for you. Apparently, there was a character in this book that is also from another series of books by the author, so I don't know if it is an official tie-in or not... but if you do end up liking this book there is an entire other series for you.

Personally, while I did find the puns amusing, I think they would have gotten really old, really fast, and I am glad I decided to read this "omnibus" as three separate books, with several other books being read in-between.

There is not much character development or actual world-building. However, the story is enjoyable enough and short enough that you won't regret the time spent reading it. I read the audiobook version and the narrator does a great job!
177 reviews5 followers
August 1, 2019
What a blast!

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne was a bang-up conclusion to the Robot n Dragon trilogy. Full of wordplay as well as swordplay, full of memorable an varied characters, I hated to see the adventure end.
81 reviews
July 25, 2019
Moderately amusing

Having read the first of the trilogy one was compelled to read the rest. A good story overall with a variety of amusing bits.
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April 14, 2020
Good read

Very good book. It was nice to see Hal and Clunk together again. I only need to type seven more words
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March 21, 2021
Finally... dragons! LOL

Well, for dinner. Good conclusion to the trilogy. All the loose ends got tied up. Very different concept, but interesting.
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314 reviews
January 21, 2022
3 because they killed the dragon ☹
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