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512 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 22, 2021
“For the people who feel like they have to be perfect. And for France: we’re sorry for what we’re about to do to your history, but it was your turn.”
After another two years of anticipation, I finally got the chance to read My Contrary Mary. It didn’t disappoint, as per the usual with the Lady Janies!
I thoroughly enjoyed the humor, playfulness, and fun of the book. Mary, Francis, and Ari were all characters that were easy to root for. Like other readers also believe, I found the pop culture references and Ari’s visions quite comical! Of course, it was a joy to see cameos from My Lady Jane characters. (I can’t believe it’s been so long though since I’ve read the first book…. A bit crazy to think about.) Also, another shoutout to a pretty cover!
Now, for the long awaited tradition of listing some of my favorite quotes from this book! (I knew that I couldn’t list every single one I found, and there was one in particular I thought was hilarious but couldn’t list because of the… subject of it. If y’all have already read this story, you know what I’m talking about!😂)
”In the back of one such courtyard was a… butt. No, dear reader, not the backside type of butt, but an archery butt, which is the thingy with the bull’s-eye on it that archers shoot arrows at. […] At the moment, Mary was concentrating on the butt.”
”Nostradamus raised a finger. ‘The first and most immediate threat is… the biscuits.’”
”All of this will be yours, the king had said. Everything the light touches. He said it regularly.”
”Henry loved being king. He always said when he was Francis’ age, he just couldn’t wait to be king.”
“‘Should we ban baguettes as well?’ the queen asked Nostradamus. ‘No, Your Majesty. That would be madness.’ Oh, to be French.”
”Mary loved babies-she loved to hold them and kiss them (as that was part of the job description, as a politician), but she also liked handing them back to their mothers when they began to cry.”
”Both younger boys clapped. ‘Francis couldn’t hit the target,’ Charles IX said.
Mary looked at him. ‘Is that true?’
‘I couldn’t dare to harm dear Bash.’
‘Who’s Bash?’
‘They named the target dummy Bash’
‘He’s cute.’ Mary looked at the boys.
‘Why did you name the target dummy Bash?’
‘Mama said we weren’t allowed to name him Francis,’ Charles IX said.
Francis’ mouth twisted. ‘I’m not sure how I should feel about that.’”
”Mon Dieu. She was going to barf. Or she was going to slap the king of France. Or she was going to faint because she couldn’t breathe. Because corset.”
”Your narrators here again. It turns out men were the first to wear high heels, which proves our theory that all torturous contraptions worn now for the sake of beauty were first invented and then discarded by men. But, let’s be honest, those heels made Francis’ calves look amazing.”
”Mary came to stand next to Francis. ‘Well,’ she murmured softly, ‘that was awkward.’ Indeed, it was. In fact, history books would later agree, saying, ‘Overall it was perhaps the most awkward and least convincing coronation day in French history.’ To which your narrators must wonder, if five hours of ceremony and singing and anointing isn’t enough to convince people, what the heck is?”
”’The British are coming!’ cried one of James’ men.
‘They will never take away our freedom!’
Another man shouted, just an instant before he was engulfed in a flash of white light and emerged as an angry boar.
‘Remember the Alamo!’ yelled someone else, even though the Alamo hadn’t been invented yet.”
All in all, an entertaining story. I’ll definitely be reading the next installment!
2020 Review:
Wow! The cover and synopsis were entirely a surprise! Maybe we'll get some cameos from My Lady Jane?🤞I'll read any story the Lady Janies write. Another awesome cover and can't wait to read it next summer!💚✨