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304 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2000
Jennifer Lee:
He keeps completely writing off the late thirties and the entirety of the forties because they fall under the realm of the production code, so clearly there can be nothing liberating or feminist about those movies.
He continues to be condescending about actresses and their performances while at the same time fetishizing their on-screen personas.
He seems to find no value in pre-code films that stick to what I'll call the "traditional" formula for couples.
And he ascribes to the virgin/whore dichotomy but slightly twisted, where the virgin becomes a long-suffering saint and the whore becomes a "slut with a gold heart."
I am literally only continuing to read this so I can eviscerate it on goodreads.
Also, the embodiment of his slut is Norma Shearer, while he waxes rhapsodic about Garbo's suffering saint performances. It's hella icky.
Longsuffering Friend:
That book still. Ah.
Word
Jennifer Lee:
OKAY HAS THIS ASS EVEN *WATCHED* A PRE-CODE MUSICAL????????? "COMPARE FAVORABLY TO TECHNICOLOR MUSICALS FROM THE LATER DECADES" WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BASTARD EVEN ON?
HE LIKES THEM BECAUSE THERE ARE TITS.
THAT IS LITERALLY HIS REASONING.
THEY SHOW NUDITY SO THEY'RE AS GOOD AS ROGERS AND HAMMERSTIEN.
FUCK YOU, YOU LASCIVIOUS JERK.
Jerk may take some of the acid out of that last comment, there, but I couldn't think of a good enough profanity.
"DRAINED OF LIFE AND SPONTANEITY???????"
MICK LASALLE, I AM FUCKING *COMING* FOR YOU.
*Hagrid voice* DO NOT INSULT GENE KELLY IN FRONT OF ME!
Longsuffering Friend:
*gaaaaaaasp*
*the piano and crowd fall silent in every saloon in the country*
Jennifer Lee:
*grumbles about how I may not like American in Paris either, but there was no need to call it pessimistic and depressing, for Christ's sake*
Yup. I'm going to issue a personal challenge to Mick LaSalle and fight him. I may not win, me being really horrible at any kind of fighting, but I'll do my best to defend the honor of the late thirties, the forties, and the fifties. And also to get back at him for liking pre-code musicals because they have nudity.
Um, did.
Did I just read that right?
So, for the whole book he's been praising these women and these movies for the sexual freedom and their feminism, and now, when he's talking about a movie where a wife cheats on her husband and refuses to apologize, he gets all "Well, this is too much."
Longsuffering Friend:
Men. Are. Scum.
Jennifer Lee:
And I quote: "It gets worse. Next thing, she's blaming him."
The speech he quotes from to support this? The opening line he quotes is "Whatever's happened, some of it's your fault, some of it." She goes on to talk about how he's cold to her and she'd rather he never forgive her if it means she gets a man who "makes you so dizzy you don't know what's happened and you don't care!"
Oh, ouch. He just called a scene where a woman is trying to figure out who was in her bed last night "funny." Because she cringes every time a man says hello to her.
Oh, and two paragraphs later, a woman who abandons her child to feed her cocaine addiction is wrong when she says there's something missing from her soul, because according to this ass, "maybe she has a little *extra* something."
Wait, not abandons. "neglects to the point of malnourishment."
*not my impressed face*
Like, I'm not saying all women have to be bastions of wifely good humor and motherhood (obviously) but I fail to find anything particularly admirable about child abuse. Which apparently LaSalle does? Or seems to? His implication isn't that the role is daring and therefore interesting compared to films made during the code, but that it is a type of woman to aspire to be?
His whole point through this chapter is confusing and not well thought out, though, so.
Longsuffering Friend:
Hmmm
Jennifer Lee:
I really want to force Mick LaSalle to say things like, "rape is bad and I will not find it humorous when a woman flinches at men who say hello to her" and "sometimes men are the ones at fault in the breakup of a relationship and I should not try to pretend it's unreasonable for a woman to call a man out on this."
Longsuffering Friend:
Make him say it 100 times
Jennifer Lee:
"Women are not objects for me to fetishize, no matter how many movies they appeared in, or how many sheer dresses they wore."
*glares at this two-page soliloquy on how the production code forcing filmmakers to be subtle is a myth*
It's not that his points are wrong, it's just that he's making condescending blanket statements about his points.