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Ethel Fiona Crestwater is used to being underestimated. At seventy-five years old, she looks like someone's grandma, though she's never married or had children; petite and a bit frail, she's not a threat to anyone. Or is she? When someone shoots one of her boarders dead in front of the boardinghouse she runs for government agents, Ethel springs into action, much to the surprise of her distant cousin, Jesse, who has recently come to stay with her while he attends university. As he watches her photograph the crime scene, conceal evidence, and speed-dial the Secret Service director, Jesse realizes there's much more to Ethel than appearances suggest.
But when Jesse is assaulted and the gym bag full of cash Ethel had hidden is stolen from the basement, the pair decide it's time to launch their own unofficial investigation. With no one to trust but each other, these double-first-cousins-twice-removed form an unlikely bond and learn that the only thing truly worth risking your life for is family.
But when Jesse is assaulted and the gym bag full of cash Ethel had hidden is stolen from the basement, the pair decide it's time to launch their own unofficial investigation. With no one to trust but each other, these double-first-cousins-twice-removed form an unlikely bond and learn that the only thing truly worth risking your life for is family.
276 pages, Paperback
First published October 11, 2022
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Mark de Castrique
35 books160 followersMark de Castrique is an author, playwright, public speaker, and television producer living in Charlotte.
Through his company MARK et al., he writes, shoots, and edits projects for a variety of clients.
His work has earned CLIO, TELLY, and EMMY awards.
Mark has scripted stories aired on PBS and commercial network affiliates, as well as created video presentations for major corporations.
Through his company MARK et al., he writes, shoots, and edits projects for a variety of clients.
His work has earned CLIO, TELLY, and EMMY awards.
Mark has scripted stories aired on PBS and commercial network affiliates, as well as created video presentations for major corporations.
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February 6, 2023
“It’s not what you know you don’t know that kills you, it’s what you don’t know that you don’t know.”
Seventy-five-year-old Ethel Fiona Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents. When one of her boarders, Jonathan Finch, a Secret Service agent, is murdered right outside her home, she is not one to wait for the authorities to reach the scene and she initiates her very own investigation. Ethel's ”double-first-cousin-twice-removed”, Jesse, who is a university student and also one of her current boarders, assists Ethel in her efforts. As local law enforcement, the FBI and Secret Service enter the fold, it appears that the victim's murder case is somehow linked to past and present cases that fall within the jurisdiction of more than one branch of law enforcement. While the bigwigs resolve their conflicts of jurisdiction and set the rules for collaboration, Ethel and Jesse are out to solve the murder. In the course of their investigation, Ethel and Jesse discover more than they bargained for but Ethel isn't one to back down and what follows is a complicated web of corruption, lies, counterfeiting, cybercrime, digital currency fraud and murder.
The Head of Secret Service, the Director of the FBI and the Homicide Detective in charge of the case are well aware of Ethel’s skills and experience and correctly assume that she would not sit quietly while the events around the murder unfold. They realize that keeping track of Ethel’s activities could be to their advantage and each of them plans accordingly. Ethel, for her part, is not oblivious to the situation and knows how to get her work done. Some of her actions could be interpreted as obstruction of justice (as Jesse points out) but as Ethel explains, “To make an omelet, Jesse, you have to break a few eggs.”
Ethel might be seventy-five years old, but she is sharp as a tack, diligent with her RBG workouts, with an enviable network of contacts spanning every branch of law enforcement and a heart of gold. I loved how she and Jesse bonded with Davie, Jonathon’s son who suffers from osteogenesis imperfecta, a genetic bone condition. I enjoyed the limited glimpse into Ethel’s backstory and how she managed to make a mark in her chosen profession in an era that did not encourage women to take active roles in said profession. Overall, Secret Lives by Mark de Castrique is an intricately plotted, fast-paced murder mystery with an engaging cast of characters, a good dose of humor and enough twists and turns to keep you hooked and guessing till the very end. This was my first Mark de Castrique novel and I thoroughly enjoyed it! I hope that this novel is the first in a new series.
Who knew UFOs (United Flying Octogenarians) were for real? I certainly didn't!
Many thanks to Poisoned Pen Press and NetGalley for the digital review copy of this book. All opinions expressed in this review are my own.
Seventy-five-year-old Ethel Fiona Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents. When one of her boarders, Jonathan Finch, a Secret Service agent, is murdered right outside her home, she is not one to wait for the authorities to reach the scene and she initiates her very own investigation. Ethel's ”double-first-cousin-twice-removed”, Jesse, who is a university student and also one of her current boarders, assists Ethel in her efforts. As local law enforcement, the FBI and Secret Service enter the fold, it appears that the victim's murder case is somehow linked to past and present cases that fall within the jurisdiction of more than one branch of law enforcement. While the bigwigs resolve their conflicts of jurisdiction and set the rules for collaboration, Ethel and Jesse are out to solve the murder. In the course of their investigation, Ethel and Jesse discover more than they bargained for but Ethel isn't one to back down and what follows is a complicated web of corruption, lies, counterfeiting, cybercrime, digital currency fraud and murder.
The Head of Secret Service, the Director of the FBI and the Homicide Detective in charge of the case are well aware of Ethel’s skills and experience and correctly assume that she would not sit quietly while the events around the murder unfold. They realize that keeping track of Ethel’s activities could be to their advantage and each of them plans accordingly. Ethel, for her part, is not oblivious to the situation and knows how to get her work done. Some of her actions could be interpreted as obstruction of justice (as Jesse points out) but as Ethel explains, “To make an omelet, Jesse, you have to break a few eggs.”
Ethel might be seventy-five years old, but she is sharp as a tack, diligent with her RBG workouts, with an enviable network of contacts spanning every branch of law enforcement and a heart of gold. I loved how she and Jesse bonded with Davie, Jonathon’s son who suffers from osteogenesis imperfecta, a genetic bone condition. I enjoyed the limited glimpse into Ethel’s backstory and how she managed to make a mark in her chosen profession in an era that did not encourage women to take active roles in said profession. Overall, Secret Lives by Mark de Castrique is an intricately plotted, fast-paced murder mystery with an engaging cast of characters, a good dose of humor and enough twists and turns to keep you hooked and guessing till the very end. This was my first Mark de Castrique novel and I thoroughly enjoyed it! I hope that this novel is the first in a new series.
Who knew UFOs (United Flying Octogenarians) were for real? I certainly didn't!
Many thanks to Poisoned Pen Press and NetGalley for the digital review copy of this book. All opinions expressed in this review are my own.
October 2, 2022
Well that was a pleasant surprise! I love stories featuring older protagonists. 75 year old Ethel Fiona Crestwater is used to being underestimated and regarded as a somewhat frail older woman - but you do so at your peril. She is still very capable and possesses a razor sharp mind. Ethel, a former FBI agent, runs a boarding house for government agents from a range of agencies. Currently she also has her double first cousin twice removed (apparently it’s a thing), Jesse, a student, staying with her. She has the Head of the Secret Service, Cory Bradshaw, on speed dial, but then he used to be one of ‘her boys’ (boarders).
So when one night a current boarder, secret service agent Jonathan Finch is gunned down outside her house she snaps into action- recording the scene on her phone, issuing instructions to Jesse, and phoning Bradshaw. Ethel will share her information but she also likes to have a couple of aces up her sleeve!
This case is all about money! The Secret Service is responsible for monitoring counterfeit currency. And there has been a sneaky little scam running where bundles of counterfeit bills are sold for bit coin, then the sellers ambush the buyers and end up with the original duds plus the bitcoin. But on this night something went horribly wrong. There is also an FBI team looking into the disappearance of $20 million of real money after some shady character killed himself 6 months ago.
Things get quite convoluted and Ethel and Jesse aren’t really sure who they can trust except each other!
This lively story is well worth a read. Ethel is a most engaging character Jesse is not too shabby himself. Of the others - you’ll have to make your own mind up. Although Davie, Jonathan’s 9 year old disabled son is also very endearing. The plot is pacy and after more deaths it all gets a little dangerous! I really enjoyed this and can recommend it.
So when one night a current boarder, secret service agent Jonathan Finch is gunned down outside her house she snaps into action- recording the scene on her phone, issuing instructions to Jesse, and phoning Bradshaw. Ethel will share her information but she also likes to have a couple of aces up her sleeve!
This case is all about money! The Secret Service is responsible for monitoring counterfeit currency. And there has been a sneaky little scam running where bundles of counterfeit bills are sold for bit coin, then the sellers ambush the buyers and end up with the original duds plus the bitcoin. But on this night something went horribly wrong. There is also an FBI team looking into the disappearance of $20 million of real money after some shady character killed himself 6 months ago.
Things get quite convoluted and Ethel and Jesse aren’t really sure who they can trust except each other!
This lively story is well worth a read. Ethel is a most engaging character Jesse is not too shabby himself. Of the others - you’ll have to make your own mind up. Although Davie, Jonathan’s 9 year old disabled son is also very endearing. The plot is pacy and after more deaths it all gets a little dangerous! I really enjoyed this and can recommend it.
May 22, 2023
✨“𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙗𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙝, 𝙄 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚."✨
𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗯.
Secret Lives follows 75-years-old Ethel Crestwater who runs a boarding house for government agents. When one of the boarders is murdered and her distant cousin assaulted in her house, she decides to take things into her own hands. Ethel along with Jesse, her double-first-cousin-twice-removed, embarks on the journey of truth and justice, only to find that everyone around her has something to hide... as if they are living secret lives..
𝗠𝘆 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀.
This was an incredible read, a murder mystery that took me on an adventure. It was more like watching a detective show but with an older, female and equally badass protagonist..
The plot was veryy interesting and woven around cryptocurrency, murder, desperation and greed. There was never a dull moment in the plot and I thought there would be only two POVs - Ethel's and Jesse's.. but there were so many characters involved and we look through each of their POVs connecting the plot in the most captivating way.
The 'double-first-cousin-twice-removed' concept was something I had noo idea about.. from this book I got to learn about such a relationship😂 The humour around it was well done initially but frequent use made it lose its charm.
The mystery aspect was interesting and there were twists and turns but they failed to be thrilling. Not that this made me feel like not reading more, but I just wanted that thrill connected with the mystery, that this book lacked.
𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀.
Ethel Crestwater, the female protagonist was such a badass.. From being the mastermind in solving the murder mystery to flying planes and picking locks by herself, she has done all. I loved the way how her past life was introduced and how she made her way up when women were not given any chances to grow. An inspiring character for sure!
Jesse's character didn't have much depth and so there's not much of a connection with him. There were other characters interlinked in the story but only Detective Mancini stood out among them, a good and trustworthy detective who knew Ethel and supported her throughout the plot.
But, all my heart goes to Davie🥺🥺 His intelligence and innocence, and the way he calls Ethel Crest-H20 are just heartwarming. This kid deserves all the love and happiness in the world!!
𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.
Overall, Secret Lives was an incredible murder mystery book filled with conspiracy, heartwarming relationships and humour-filled moments. The thrill factor was very low but it didn't hinder my reading. I was fully immersed in the plot and enjoyed the technicalities of the investigation.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘎𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘥𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦-𝘢𝘳𝘤 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸.
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𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗯.
Secret Lives follows 75-years-old Ethel Crestwater who runs a boarding house for government agents. When one of the boarders is murdered and her distant cousin assaulted in her house, she decides to take things into her own hands. Ethel along with Jesse, her double-first-cousin-twice-removed, embarks on the journey of truth and justice, only to find that everyone around her has something to hide... as if they are living secret lives..
𝗠𝘆 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀.
This was an incredible read, a murder mystery that took me on an adventure. It was more like watching a detective show but with an older, female and equally badass protagonist..
The plot was veryy interesting and woven around cryptocurrency, murder, desperation and greed. There was never a dull moment in the plot and I thought there would be only two POVs - Ethel's and Jesse's.. but there were so many characters involved and we look through each of their POVs connecting the plot in the most captivating way.
The 'double-first-cousin-twice-removed' concept was something I had noo idea about.. from this book I got to learn about such a relationship😂 The humour around it was well done initially but frequent use made it lose its charm.
The mystery aspect was interesting and there were twists and turns but they failed to be thrilling. Not that this made me feel like not reading more, but I just wanted that thrill connected with the mystery, that this book lacked.
𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀.
Ethel Crestwater, the female protagonist was such a badass.. From being the mastermind in solving the murder mystery to flying planes and picking locks by herself, she has done all. I loved the way how her past life was introduced and how she made her way up when women were not given any chances to grow. An inspiring character for sure!
Jesse's character didn't have much depth and so there's not much of a connection with him. There were other characters interlinked in the story but only Detective Mancini stood out among them, a good and trustworthy detective who knew Ethel and supported her throughout the plot.
But, all my heart goes to Davie🥺🥺 His intelligence and innocence, and the way he calls Ethel Crest-H20 are just heartwarming. This kid deserves all the love and happiness in the world!!
𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.
Overall, Secret Lives was an incredible murder mystery book filled with conspiracy, heartwarming relationships and humour-filled moments. The thrill factor was very low but it didn't hinder my reading. I was fully immersed in the plot and enjoyed the technicalities of the investigation.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘎𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘥𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦-𝘢𝘳𝘤 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸.
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September 27, 2022
A spy thriller with a difference, Secret Lives by Mark de Castrique features a seventy-five-year-old female sleuth who cannot be underestimated. Ethel Fiona Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents when one of her boarders is killed returning to his room. Together with a distant cousin Jessie, who resides with Ethel whilst he attends university, is surprised when she begins taping the scene and ensuring their stories agree. With police, FBI and CIA all involved in the money fraud heist, Ethel decides to solve the case, aided by her computer-savvy cousin Jessie. An enchanting spy tale with a warmth that makes for a four star read rating. With thanks to Poisoned Pen Press and the author, for an uncorrected advanced reader copy for review purposes. As always, the opinions herein are totally my own and freely given.
July 22, 2022
What a roller coaster! The suspense begins on the very first page and never lets up! Author Mark de Castrique creates an unforgettable character in 75-year-old Ethel Fiona Crestwater; she superficially resembles Elizabeth Best of The Thursday Murder Club, but Secret Lives heads in its very own direction.
Ethel runs a very special boarding house; except for a distant relative who’s an American University student, all of them federal agents. I’m not giving anything away; one of the Secret Service members is killed in the very second chapter. Petite Ethel, who has groomed dozens of federal agents, isn’t about to let a hit on her boarder go, regardless of what the Secret Service wants. She joins forces with her double-first-cousin-twice-removed Jesse Cooper to launch their own investigation — a most satisfying one.
In the interest of full disclosure, I received this book from NetGalley and Poisoned Pen in exchange for an honest review.
Ethel runs a very special boarding house; except for a distant relative who’s an American University student, all of them federal agents. I’m not giving anything away; one of the Secret Service members is killed in the very second chapter. Petite Ethel, who has groomed dozens of federal agents, isn’t about to let a hit on her boarder go, regardless of what the Secret Service wants. She joins forces with her double-first-cousin-twice-removed Jesse Cooper to launch their own investigation — a most satisfying one.
In the interest of full disclosure, I received this book from NetGalley and Poisoned Pen in exchange for an honest review.
July 3, 2024
Mark de Castrique introduces a witty and brilliant female leading character that fans will adore—75-year-old landlord Ethel Fiona Crestwater. In his latest suspense thriller, SECRET LIVES, a retired FBI agent—a legend with all sorts of connections to the Secret Service and FBI!
Intricately plotted a fast-paced murder mystery with an engaging cast of characters filled with humor and a tenacious unstoppable heroine.
Ethel keeps things under wraps in her town of Arlington, VA, where she has a home and rents rooms to government agents called Ethel's dormitory.
Except for Jesse Cooper, her double first cousin twice removed, who is staying with her while attending the American University in Washington, DC. He has no clue about the skills of his elderly cousin, but he will soon find out, firsthand!
She has some famous boarders like the head of the Secret Service (Cory) and Arlington police detective (Frank), to name a few.
When one tenant Jonathan Finch (SS agent), is shot in front of her house, Ethel steps in and is in full action. She must find his killer and the motive behind his death.
Finch had about ten thousand dollars of cryptocurrency left. An incriminating gym bag of counterfeit currency was momentarily forgotten. The coins in the second wallet had a current value of more than twenty million. Where did a Secret Service agent get that kind of money? Was the private key on Finch's laptop? Where was the key with the numbers?
Cryptocurrency and government corruption!
Ethel has the "mad skills" of someone much younger, so do not let the age fool you, but she enjoys playing the card of the elderly and helpless when necessary. She protects her roomers.
She has one goal. JUSTICE! If she has to bend a few rules along the way, so be it. Now she has her sidekick cousin to assist!
Lots of action, excitement, and danger; plus some personal relationships with sweet Davie, Jonathan's son, who has Osteogenesis Imperfecta - fragile bones and a pleasure meeting him and his mom. A nice tie-in here.
I LOVED ETHEL!!!! She is one tough cookie, and you want to be like her and have her watching out for you!
Fun, witty, clever, and twisty!
In addition, there is much to learn about Bitcoins and other cryptocurrencies that are inaccessible to their owners because private keys have been lost, which I found fascinating. Quite the education.
Also, UFOs do exist—United Flying Octogenarians. Ethel is too young to be a member, but her friends' Pete and Curt are worthy examples of this elite group.
Highly entertaining, fans of Mark de Castrique and fans of author Janet Evanovich's upcoming Going Rogue (11/1) also about bitcoins— will enjoy this zany, wild ride! Hope we see more of Ethel in the future!
My first book by the author, and look forward to reading more!
A special thank you to #PoisonedPenPress and #NetGalley for a gifted eARC and print copy in exchange for an honest review.
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Pub Date: Oct 11, 2022
My Rating: 4.5 Stars, rounded to 5 Stars
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Intricately plotted a fast-paced murder mystery with an engaging cast of characters filled with humor and a tenacious unstoppable heroine.
Ethel keeps things under wraps in her town of Arlington, VA, where she has a home and rents rooms to government agents called Ethel's dormitory.
Except for Jesse Cooper, her double first cousin twice removed, who is staying with her while attending the American University in Washington, DC. He has no clue about the skills of his elderly cousin, but he will soon find out, firsthand!
She has some famous boarders like the head of the Secret Service (Cory) and Arlington police detective (Frank), to name a few.
When one tenant Jonathan Finch (SS agent), is shot in front of her house, Ethel steps in and is in full action. She must find his killer and the motive behind his death.
Finch had about ten thousand dollars of cryptocurrency left. An incriminating gym bag of counterfeit currency was momentarily forgotten. The coins in the second wallet had a current value of more than twenty million. Where did a Secret Service agent get that kind of money? Was the private key on Finch's laptop? Where was the key with the numbers?
Cryptocurrency and government corruption!
Ethel has the "mad skills" of someone much younger, so do not let the age fool you, but she enjoys playing the card of the elderly and helpless when necessary. She protects her roomers.
She has one goal. JUSTICE! If she has to bend a few rules along the way, so be it. Now she has her sidekick cousin to assist!
Lots of action, excitement, and danger; plus some personal relationships with sweet Davie, Jonathan's son, who has Osteogenesis Imperfecta - fragile bones and a pleasure meeting him and his mom. A nice tie-in here.
I LOVED ETHEL!!!! She is one tough cookie, and you want to be like her and have her watching out for you!
Fun, witty, clever, and twisty!
In addition, there is much to learn about Bitcoins and other cryptocurrencies that are inaccessible to their owners because private keys have been lost, which I found fascinating. Quite the education.
Also, UFOs do exist—United Flying Octogenarians. Ethel is too young to be a member, but her friends' Pete and Curt are worthy examples of this elite group.
Highly entertaining, fans of Mark de Castrique and fans of author Janet Evanovich's upcoming Going Rogue (11/1) also about bitcoins— will enjoy this zany, wild ride! Hope we see more of Ethel in the future!
My first book by the author, and look forward to reading more!
A special thank you to #PoisonedPenPress and #NetGalley for a gifted eARC and print copy in exchange for an honest review.
Blog Review Posted @
www.JudithDCollins.com
@JudithDCollins | #JDCMustReadBooks
Pub Date: Oct 11, 2022
My Rating: 4.5 Stars, rounded to 5 Stars
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September 12, 2022
“When you fly under the radar, they never see you coming.”
Smart, feisty, loyal and determined, 75-year-old Ethel Fiona Crestwater is a force to be reckoned with. She’s used to being underestimated and uses it to her advantage. When one of her boarders is murdered outside her boarding house for government agents, and a duffle bag of counterfeit money goes missing, Ethel forms an unlikely bond with her “double-first-cousin-twice-removed” and launches her own unofficial investigation. Jesse watches wide-eyed as his distant cousin springs into action. You’ll need to read to discover that there’s more to Ethel than meets the eye!
I was hooked from the first page! I don’t think I’ve read a book about cryptocurrency, ransomware attacks, virtual wallets, the Dark Web, backup drives and KryptoFolds before…and I liked it. I smirked reading about ‘the suits’ getting all bent out of shape about jurisdictions and collaborations, I giggled imagining Ethel doing her RBG fitness workouts and hiding “a convention of Benjamin Franklins”, and my heart was softened reading about the bonds of friendship she forged.
A refreshingly different novel exploring the idea that everybody has something to hide and that family is the only thing truly worth risking your life for.
I was gifted this copy by Poisoned Pen Press and NetGalley and was under no obligation to provide a review.
Smart, feisty, loyal and determined, 75-year-old Ethel Fiona Crestwater is a force to be reckoned with. She’s used to being underestimated and uses it to her advantage. When one of her boarders is murdered outside her boarding house for government agents, and a duffle bag of counterfeit money goes missing, Ethel forms an unlikely bond with her “double-first-cousin-twice-removed” and launches her own unofficial investigation. Jesse watches wide-eyed as his distant cousin springs into action. You’ll need to read to discover that there’s more to Ethel than meets the eye!
I was hooked from the first page! I don’t think I’ve read a book about cryptocurrency, ransomware attacks, virtual wallets, the Dark Web, backup drives and KryptoFolds before…and I liked it. I smirked reading about ‘the suits’ getting all bent out of shape about jurisdictions and collaborations, I giggled imagining Ethel doing her RBG fitness workouts and hiding “a convention of Benjamin Franklins”, and my heart was softened reading about the bonds of friendship she forged.
A refreshingly different novel exploring the idea that everybody has something to hide and that family is the only thing truly worth risking your life for.
I was gifted this copy by Poisoned Pen Press and NetGalley and was under no obligation to provide a review.
October 26, 2023
This was somewhat of a cozy fiction, although perhaps not to the several people who died. But it appealed to me because I like characters who are not what they seem, especially from my age group.
The main character, Ethel Crestwater, is a 75 year old woman who used to be FBI, and knows the heads of the FBI, Secret Service, and probably the president - although that didn't come up in the book. They all not only know and respect her, but they somewhat fear her, and are reluctant to go up against her for anything. Her father was also FBI, and taught her everything before he was killed by another FBI agent. Among the skills he taught her was flying, which she loves, and lock-picking.
The book was interesting also because it involved crypto-currency crimes and some of the technical info supporting that. Fortunately for Ethel, she had the help of her only relative, her double-first-cousin-twice-removed. In case there is anyone who might not know what this simple relationship is, Jesse, the relative, explains it thusly: “Ethel’s parents had siblings who married each other. A brother and a sister wed a sister and a brother. Ethel’s aunt and uncle were both her blood relatives, and therefore Ethel and her first cousins were double first cousins. In other words, cousins through both sides of the family tree. I’m two generations down from Ethel—so a double-first-cousin-twice-removed.” 🥴 Now, can someone explain it to me, hopefully in a way that a brother and sister did not marry each other?
Anyway Jesse, and especially his girlfriend, understood the crypto-currency intricacies and were a big help in this aspect of the crime. I think I understand the process a little better now, although I mostly avoid using it. I've made and lost money with it, but lost more than I made.
For you audiobook lovers, the narrator, Patrick Lawlor, did a good job with the narration.
The main character, Ethel Crestwater, is a 75 year old woman who used to be FBI, and knows the heads of the FBI, Secret Service, and probably the president - although that didn't come up in the book. They all not only know and respect her, but they somewhat fear her, and are reluctant to go up against her for anything. Her father was also FBI, and taught her everything before he was killed by another FBI agent. Among the skills he taught her was flying, which she loves, and lock-picking.
The book was interesting also because it involved crypto-currency crimes and some of the technical info supporting that. Fortunately for Ethel, she had the help of her only relative, her double-first-cousin-twice-removed. In case there is anyone who might not know what this simple relationship is, Jesse, the relative, explains it thusly: “Ethel’s parents had siblings who married each other. A brother and a sister wed a sister and a brother. Ethel’s aunt and uncle were both her blood relatives, and therefore Ethel and her first cousins were double first cousins. In other words, cousins through both sides of the family tree. I’m two generations down from Ethel—so a double-first-cousin-twice-removed.” 🥴 Now, can someone explain it to me, hopefully in a way that a brother and sister did not marry each other?
Anyway Jesse, and especially his girlfriend, understood the crypto-currency intricacies and were a big help in this aspect of the crime. I think I understand the process a little better now, although I mostly avoid using it. I've made and lost money with it, but lost more than I made.
For you audiobook lovers, the narrator, Patrick Lawlor, did a good job with the narration.
July 15, 2022
Thank you to Poisoned Pen Press and NetGalley for providing an advance copy of this book in exchange for my honest review. The book will be published on October 11th, 2022.
Writing: 3/5 story: 4/5 characters: 3/5
75-year old Ethel Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents and has the heads of the FBI and Secret Service on speed-dial. When one of her boarders is killed and a bag full of counterfeit money is found in his room, Ethel and her double-first-cousin-twice-removed take matters into their own hands staying just a step or two ahead of several agencies and agents who all have their own agendas and possibly something to hide.
This was entertaining and had some (obviously) quirky characters that I enjoyed. I know very little about how the FBI and Secret Service work but I can’t say I found this depiction in any way believable. Some clever hiding places and just the right amount of background information on cryptocurrency.
Writing: 3/5 story: 4/5 characters: 3/5
75-year old Ethel Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents and has the heads of the FBI and Secret Service on speed-dial. When one of her boarders is killed and a bag full of counterfeit money is found in his room, Ethel and her double-first-cousin-twice-removed take matters into their own hands staying just a step or two ahead of several agencies and agents who all have their own agendas and possibly something to hide.
This was entertaining and had some (obviously) quirky characters that I enjoyed. I know very little about how the FBI and Secret Service work but I can’t say I found this depiction in any way believable. Some clever hiding places and just the right amount of background information on cryptocurrency.
October 9, 2022
Pub Date: 10/11/22
75-year-old Ethel Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents, and when someone murders one of her boarders, she springs into action-much to the surprise of her distant cousin Jesse, who has recently come to stay with her while he attends university. But when Jesse is assaulted and the gym bag full of cash Ethel had hidden is stolen from the basement, the pair decides it's time to launch their own unofficial investigation.
This was such a fun mystery. I absolutely loved Ethel, she's who I want to be when I grow up. I loved reading about her quick thinking and shenanigans as she and Jesse launched their own investigation into the murder of her boarder. And did I mention that she has the Director of the Secret Service and the FBI on speed dial? She also is the kindest person. I loved getting to know her background story, how she's with Jesse and the family of the dead agent, and how much she values and remembers each of her boarders. I cannot wait to read more about her adventures.
The mystery itself was full of twists and turns, and I gotta say, I learned something. The main mystery centers around cryptocurrency, which goes straight over my head, but its explained in such a way that you definitely can follow along - and come up with lots of viable suspects. The ending definitely was shocking and it caught me by surprise - looking back I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! The pace of the
book is a little on the slow side, but the payoff is for sure worth it!
This eARC was provided by the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for my honest review.
75-year-old Ethel Crestwater runs a boarding house for government agents, and when someone murders one of her boarders, she springs into action-much to the surprise of her distant cousin Jesse, who has recently come to stay with her while he attends university. But when Jesse is assaulted and the gym bag full of cash Ethel had hidden is stolen from the basement, the pair decides it's time to launch their own unofficial investigation.
This was such a fun mystery. I absolutely loved Ethel, she's who I want to be when I grow up. I loved reading about her quick thinking and shenanigans as she and Jesse launched their own investigation into the murder of her boarder. And did I mention that she has the Director of the Secret Service and the FBI on speed dial? She also is the kindest person. I loved getting to know her background story, how she's with Jesse and the family of the dead agent, and how much she values and remembers each of her boarders. I cannot wait to read more about her adventures.
The mystery itself was full of twists and turns, and I gotta say, I learned something. The main mystery centers around cryptocurrency, which goes straight over my head, but its explained in such a way that you definitely can follow along - and come up with lots of viable suspects. The ending definitely was shocking and it caught me by surprise - looking back I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! The pace of the
book is a little on the slow side, but the payoff is for sure worth it!
This eARC was provided by the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for my honest review.
July 1, 2024
Quite fun with lots of skullduggery and double dealing within the Secret Service and FBI with 75 year-old Ethel Crestwater calling the shots in the search for the stolen money. But the characters lacked depth and the story was a bit flimsy. The background on the Bitcoin business was interesting, though, and well-researched.
October 16, 2022
As I’ve mentioned in multiple reviews, I’m a sucker for an elderly woman badass and Ethel absolutely fits the bill. While her character slays and is joyfully ahead of everyone else, the rest of the characters and the plot itself is lackluster. It felt wasted to have her be in this novel.
The story follows Ethel who runs a boardinghouse for government agents and has an agency background herself. When one of her boarders is murdered outside her house and she discovers a bag of counterfeit money, she decides to investigate the crime along with her cousin Jesse.
I had a number of issues with the book - the plot revolves around cryptocurrency and while I’ve read some good crime books on it, this one managed to make it dull and over my head such that I never understood which piece they were looking for. The next issue is the POVs. The author switches arbitrarily throughout the chapters and I had to go back quite a few times to figure out who we were talking about. I was over that pretty quickly.
The story follows Ethel who runs a boardinghouse for government agents and has an agency background herself. When one of her boarders is murdered outside her house and she discovers a bag of counterfeit money, she decides to investigate the crime along with her cousin Jesse.
I had a number of issues with the book - the plot revolves around cryptocurrency and while I’ve read some good crime books on it, this one managed to make it dull and over my head such that I never understood which piece they were looking for. The next issue is the POVs. The author switches arbitrarily throughout the chapters and I had to go back quite a few times to figure out who we were talking about. I was over that pretty quickly.
October 19, 2022
📚 Hello Book Friends! I enjoyed SECRET LIVES by Mark de Castrique a lot. Once I started reading it, I did not put it down. I love the multi-generational aspect of the novel. Having a 75-year-old female protagonist who is intelligent, witty, and brave made this story awesome. The plot was somewhat complex but came together nicely in the end. I am looking forward to reading more books starring Ethel Crestwater and her double-first-cousins-twice-removed Jesse as they become available.
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October 9, 2022
Secret Lives by Mark De Castrique. Thanks to @poisonedpress for the gifted Arc ⭐️⭐️⭐️
In her seventies, Ethel runs a boarding home for government agents. She appears to be a typical grandmother type. Until an agent is murdered in front of her boardinghouse. Her distant cousin begins to wonder when Ethel immediately takes charge.
The characters really make this story. I loved Ethel from the beginning and knew she would be the heart of the tale. The mystery itself was just hard for me to follow. I don’t know anything about crypto currency and was lost whenever they were discussing the schemes. If you have an interest or even just a basic understanding in that, then you’ll find this a fun read.
“When you’ve lived as long as I have, there are always things. The unexpected masquerading as something else. Even the unexpected can hide secrets, so I like to be sure of my footing. Not break my metaphorical hip.”
Secret Lives comes out 10/11.
In her seventies, Ethel runs a boarding home for government agents. She appears to be a typical grandmother type. Until an agent is murdered in front of her boardinghouse. Her distant cousin begins to wonder when Ethel immediately takes charge.
The characters really make this story. I loved Ethel from the beginning and knew she would be the heart of the tale. The mystery itself was just hard for me to follow. I don’t know anything about crypto currency and was lost whenever they were discussing the schemes. If you have an interest or even just a basic understanding in that, then you’ll find this a fun read.
“When you’ve lived as long as I have, there are always things. The unexpected masquerading as something else. Even the unexpected can hide secrets, so I like to be sure of my footing. Not break my metaphorical hip.”
Secret Lives comes out 10/11.
May 11, 2023
A very entertaining & fast paced read starring 75 year old Ethel, ex government worker from the days of J. Edgar. She boards government agents as her way of continuing to help out with some sleuthing on the side. It becomes personal when Agent Finch (Secret Service), one of "hers", dies right in front of her house. Interagency cooperation has many eyes & ears looking into everyone in Ethel's house even Finch's wife at one point. All of this culminates into fraud, kidnapping, conspiracy, murders and family. While this story didn't necessarily WOW! me, it was a good time and quick to read (in my case listen).
August 4, 2022
Secret Lives by Mark de Castrique was secretly lackluster. I was really intrigued when I read the synopsis of the book. The story is about an old woman, Ethel, who used to be a spy agent and now runs a boarding house to government agents and those working in the Secret Service. When a shocking crime happens, it's Ethel who secretly takes over and tries to solve the crime. It is such a unique concept to have a old, unassuming woman to solve secret spy crimes that I was immediately hooked. The cover of the book was also very well done as it was both mysterious and simple. The book had some really strong positives, but it had several big negatives that detracted too much from the book for me to rate it higher than 2 stars.
First off, the book's strong suit was the characters. Ethel was great as she would use other people's assumptions of her appearance against her. Who would that a little old lady is tracking them or interrogating them? She also had such a huge wealth of surprising spy tips and tricks that it was great to read and discover them as they were happening. Her sarcastic nature and commentary was very humorous, and I really enjoyed it. She is definitely a character that people can connect with when they read. I also enjoyed her long-distantly related relative, Jesse, who was a smart, college-student. He acted as the reader in a way as he was unfamiliar with the world of espionage, and it allowed the author to explain more as to what was happening.
Not only were the characters great, but the concept and the plot were solid. The mystery that goes on with an assault and a murder is shocking, and I wanted to learn who did it as they seemed unrelated. The fact that a little old retired spy agent was solving it better than the real government investigation was all the more appealing and entertaining. There were also a fair amount of twists and surprises that I wasn't expecting, and it keeps you on your toes. One issue that I had with the plot was that a major part centered on electronic encrypted currency such as bitcoin. As someone who doesn't keep up with that nor has an expert level of understanding as to how digital currency like that works, the plot was difficult to muddle through at times. I felt confused at several points as to what they were referring to as they never gave a simple definition as to how it all worked. In that way, a major part of the plot went unappreciated by me as I couldn't understand any nuances. It was only in the couple small re-caps of information that characters would share with each other about the case was I able to understand what had happened. I wish more care had been given to describing difficult concepts regarding the case so that people with no previous knowledge could follow the plot better.
Unfortunately, the narration, dialogue, and writing style was where I had the hardest time connecting to this book. The narration had multiple, shifting points of view or POVs. I appreciated this in that I could get inside Ethel's mind and in the next second, see the same scene from Jesse's POV who didn't understand what was going on. It kept things interesting as you never knew who was going to be narrating next. The biggest takeaway to the switching POV was that it wasn't always clear WHEN it was switching to someone else. This was more the case when the POV would switch mid-chapter. It wasn't until several confusing paragraphs in when I realized who was speaking and what they were talking about. I feel like in this instance a clear stamp of the person's name before every switch would have been really helpful to have.
Further, the narrative writing style didn't really change. Unless it was Jesse or Ethel, the narration all felt like it was written by the same person even though many characters' POVs were authored. The fact that the writing style felt like it was all the same person is a big issue for me in a multiple POV book. Not only was the narration from character to character the same, the dialogue was too. Ethel and Jesse were the only character who I always knew was speaking, with or without a dialogue tag. Every other character sounded exactly the same as one another. I understand that most of the characters were supposed to be highly trained agents, so there will be some overlap in terms or mannerisms. On the other hand, everyone is unique and talks differently in real life. I should know who is talking just be reading their dialogue. Because of this, the dialogue, and subsequent plot, was hard to follow as I didn't know who was speaking. It was also hard to connect to anyone other than the main two characters when they all sounded like the same person.
In the end, this book has a lot of potential and good aspects going for it. I liked the characters and the entire concept. The book itself had several issues with the way that it was written which made it feel unfinished and hard to understand. I wouldn't recommend this book to anyone, but I also wouldn't shoo anyone away from it who was interested in it.
*I received this book through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review*
First off, the book's strong suit was the characters. Ethel was great as she would use other people's assumptions of her appearance against her. Who would that a little old lady is tracking them or interrogating them? She also had such a huge wealth of surprising spy tips and tricks that it was great to read and discover them as they were happening. Her sarcastic nature and commentary was very humorous, and I really enjoyed it. She is definitely a character that people can connect with when they read. I also enjoyed her long-distantly related relative, Jesse, who was a smart, college-student. He acted as the reader in a way as he was unfamiliar with the world of espionage, and it allowed the author to explain more as to what was happening.
Not only were the characters great, but the concept and the plot were solid. The mystery that goes on with an assault and a murder is shocking, and I wanted to learn who did it as they seemed unrelated. The fact that a little old retired spy agent was solving it better than the real government investigation was all the more appealing and entertaining. There were also a fair amount of twists and surprises that I wasn't expecting, and it keeps you on your toes. One issue that I had with the plot was that a major part centered on electronic encrypted currency such as bitcoin. As someone who doesn't keep up with that nor has an expert level of understanding as to how digital currency like that works, the plot was difficult to muddle through at times. I felt confused at several points as to what they were referring to as they never gave a simple definition as to how it all worked. In that way, a major part of the plot went unappreciated by me as I couldn't understand any nuances. It was only in the couple small re-caps of information that characters would share with each other about the case was I able to understand what had happened. I wish more care had been given to describing difficult concepts regarding the case so that people with no previous knowledge could follow the plot better.
Unfortunately, the narration, dialogue, and writing style was where I had the hardest time connecting to this book. The narration had multiple, shifting points of view or POVs. I appreciated this in that I could get inside Ethel's mind and in the next second, see the same scene from Jesse's POV who didn't understand what was going on. It kept things interesting as you never knew who was going to be narrating next. The biggest takeaway to the switching POV was that it wasn't always clear WHEN it was switching to someone else. This was more the case when the POV would switch mid-chapter. It wasn't until several confusing paragraphs in when I realized who was speaking and what they were talking about. I feel like in this instance a clear stamp of the person's name before every switch would have been really helpful to have.
Further, the narrative writing style didn't really change. Unless it was Jesse or Ethel, the narration all felt like it was written by the same person even though many characters' POVs were authored. The fact that the writing style felt like it was all the same person is a big issue for me in a multiple POV book. Not only was the narration from character to character the same, the dialogue was too. Ethel and Jesse were the only character who I always knew was speaking, with or without a dialogue tag. Every other character sounded exactly the same as one another. I understand that most of the characters were supposed to be highly trained agents, so there will be some overlap in terms or mannerisms. On the other hand, everyone is unique and talks differently in real life. I should know who is talking just be reading their dialogue. Because of this, the dialogue, and subsequent plot, was hard to follow as I didn't know who was speaking. It was also hard to connect to anyone other than the main two characters when they all sounded like the same person.
In the end, this book has a lot of potential and good aspects going for it. I liked the characters and the entire concept. The book itself had several issues with the way that it was written which made it feel unfinished and hard to understand. I wouldn't recommend this book to anyone, but I also wouldn't shoo anyone away from it who was interested in it.
*I received this book through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review*
September 6, 2023
Former FBI agent and now boarding house owner Ethel Crestwater might look like a benign grandmother, but she's also a good shot and analyst, a former mentor to other agents, and now mentor to her distant cousin Jesse, who's staying with her while attending university as an IT maor.
When a Secret Service agent is killed outside the boarding house, Ethel knows something is up, and immediately scans and photographs the crime site, reaches out to contacts, and coaches Jesse on handling the upcoming police questioning. She also begins her own investigation into the murder as she was fond of her boarder, and knows his wife and is aware that they have a young son whose health is strongly compromised.
Jesse is amazed how the 75-year-old handily manages the police, finds clues in a case involving cryptocurrency, and might have uncovered actions by a dirty agent or two.
Ethel's calm demeanour and humour make her a lot of fun to spend time with. She's also determined, and though not physically tireless, leaves most people younger than her well behind. She's a hoot!
When a Secret Service agent is killed outside the boarding house, Ethel knows something is up, and immediately scans and photographs the crime site, reaches out to contacts, and coaches Jesse on handling the upcoming police questioning. She also begins her own investigation into the murder as she was fond of her boarder, and knows his wife and is aware that they have a young son whose health is strongly compromised.
Jesse is amazed how the 75-year-old handily manages the police, finds clues in a case involving cryptocurrency, and might have uncovered actions by a dirty agent or two.
Ethel's calm demeanour and humour make her a lot of fun to spend time with. She's also determined, and though not physically tireless, leaves most people younger than her well behind. She's a hoot!
did-not-finish
December 4, 2022I really wanted to love this because it totally fits with my favourite new genre: older women who are really effective secret agents because everyone stupidly underestimates or ignores them. However, despite a great premise, it was too slow for me.
August 9, 2022
At 75 years of age, Ethel Crestwater appears to have retired from her earlier life as an FBI agent as the owner of a small boardinghouse in Arlington, Virginia. Ethel is far from done with work, however, as she provides room & board to existing Secret Service and FBI agents, and has the heads of both agencies on speed dial. When Jonathan Finch, one of her boarders and a Secret Service agent, is murdered at 4am right outside of her boardinghouse, Ethel and Jesse Cooper (her double first cousin twice removed) immediately spring into action - just as nearly everyone else seems to. What follows is a fast-paced story that dives into the world of cryptocurrency, counterfeit money, and some of the intricacies amongst these government agencies.
Although this is a relatively shorter novel, there's a lot that's packed into it - and not only just the main storyline involving the murder of Jonathan Finch, but backstory on Ethel and Jesse, Ethel's history and relationship to the heads of the Secret Service and FBI, and a number of other agents and detectives that are involved in the case. This can certainly be good for some, but I struggled at times to keep track of all the names and individuals, as well as their relationships to each other. While the author also gave some background on the cryptocurrency and how virtual wallets and transactions work, I think those who have little familiarity with it would struggle to understand some of key points throughout.
I did, however, love the main cast of characters, especially Fiona Crestwater - she's a highly adept and intelligent individual who clearly doesn't let her age interfere in her willingness or ability to get involved in situations she feels passionate about. I also enjoyed the writing overall and would be curious about future novels if this becomes a series!
Thank you Poisoned Pen Press for the advance copy of this novel!
Although this is a relatively shorter novel, there's a lot that's packed into it - and not only just the main storyline involving the murder of Jonathan Finch, but backstory on Ethel and Jesse, Ethel's history and relationship to the heads of the Secret Service and FBI, and a number of other agents and detectives that are involved in the case. This can certainly be good for some, but I struggled at times to keep track of all the names and individuals, as well as their relationships to each other. While the author also gave some background on the cryptocurrency and how virtual wallets and transactions work, I think those who have little familiarity with it would struggle to understand some of key points throughout.
I did, however, love the main cast of characters, especially Fiona Crestwater - she's a highly adept and intelligent individual who clearly doesn't let her age interfere in her willingness or ability to get involved in situations she feels passionate about. I also enjoyed the writing overall and would be curious about future novels if this becomes a series!
Thank you Poisoned Pen Press for the advance copy of this novel!
August 17, 2024
Ethel Crestwater is a retired agent who runs a boarding house for agents from several agencies. She is 75 years old ,slight but sharp as a tack. Jesse, a relative is staying there also to go to the university. A boarder who is a secret agent is killed in front of her boarding house and Ethel to Jesse's surprise takes over photographing the scene. From that moment, the chase is on to find out the who and why of the crime. Ethel has the head of the FBI and Secret Service on speed dial. They were past boarders of the boarding house. They don't under estimate Ethel's skills. She is always one step ahead. They respect her although she can be a pain in the rear most of the time to them. They want her out of the crime. She has two buddies who flew fighter planes in Vietnam. They still fly and are in an over 80 fly club. They were a good addition to the book.
I believe this is the start of a series about Ethel and Jesse. It was entertaining. I look forward to reading the next book if there is one.
I believe this is the start of a series about Ethel and Jesse. It was entertaining. I look forward to reading the next book if there is one.
December 28, 2022
To be very honest I didn’t like this book. I made it to 45% and had to stop. I couldn’t stop zoning out on this book. It was putting me to sleep. I was trying to power through it but I couldn’t make myself stuck with it.
February 15, 2023
2.5 rounded up. Meh book, I like mysteries where the stakes get higher. This stayed at one pace the whole time. The whole book lowkey read as a Cryptocurrency crash course, which got annoying as the book went on.
October 6, 2022
3.5 stars
This book was a very enjoyable read. It reads like an episode of a police procedural, and the best part is that the charismatic "detective" who refuses to follow the rules is Ethel Crestwater, a 75 year old former FBI agent who personally knew J Edgar Hoover. I absolutely loved Ethel and how she leveraged her many years of experiences and connections to solve the murder of the secret service agent killed in front of her boarding house where he was a renter.
This book is the plot reader's dream. It is wall to wall non-stop plot which I really appreciate when I am in a certain mood as a reader. It also has an interesting mystery element which I loved solving along with Ethel, and the author gave enough clues that I felt really good when we got to the reveal at the end and I get to shout "I knew it!". Of course having such a a fast paced plot means that character work has to be squeezed into small spaces between the action scenes so Ethel feels a little like a walking trope of the rogue detective with the gimmick of her being 75, but I don't mind that. I could have used more scenes with some of the quirky side characters like the Octogenarian pilots who help Ethel out but I understand that this is the start of a series and perhaps those characters will be explored more in other installments.
The one thing I will warn potential readers about this book is that while reading this book you are going to learn about cryptocurrency whether or not you want to . The author clearly did research on bitcoin and how crypto is used illegally, and it is definitely key to the plot, but the way the information was communicated to the reader didn't always come across seamlessly, and it was incredibly repetitive. The number of times that it was pointed out that people losing the key to their digital wallet meant they couldn't access any of their bitcoin became a little bit laughable by the end.
I recommend this book to people who like police procedural type stories with a mystery that you solve alongside the sleuth.
*Thanks to NetGalley and the Publisher for providing me a free eARC in exchange for my honest review*
This book was a very enjoyable read. It reads like an episode of a police procedural, and the best part is that the charismatic "detective" who refuses to follow the rules is Ethel Crestwater, a 75 year old former FBI agent who personally knew J Edgar Hoover. I absolutely loved Ethel and how she leveraged her many years of experiences and connections to solve the murder of the secret service agent killed in front of her boarding house where he was a renter.
This book is the plot reader's dream. It is wall to wall non-stop plot which I really appreciate when I am in a certain mood as a reader. It also has an interesting mystery element which I loved solving along with Ethel, and the author gave enough clues that I felt really good when we got to the reveal at the end and I get to shout "I knew it!". Of course having such a a fast paced plot means that character work has to be squeezed into small spaces between the action scenes so Ethel feels a little like a walking trope of the rogue detective with the gimmick of her being 75, but I don't mind that. I could have used more scenes with some of the quirky side characters like the Octogenarian pilots who help Ethel out but I understand that this is the start of a series and perhaps those characters will be explored more in other installments.
The one thing I will warn potential readers about this book is that while reading this book you are going to learn about cryptocurrency whether or not you want to . The author clearly did research on bitcoin and how crypto is used illegally, and it is definitely key to the plot, but the way the information was communicated to the reader didn't always come across seamlessly, and it was incredibly repetitive. The number of times that it was pointed out that people losing the key to their digital wallet meant they couldn't access any of their bitcoin became a little bit laughable by the end.
I recommend this book to people who like police procedural type stories with a mystery that you solve alongside the sleuth.
*Thanks to NetGalley and the Publisher for providing me a free eARC in exchange for my honest review*
October 9, 2022
There are more and more bad-ass elderly sleuths making their appearances in crime fiction, and I couldn't be more pleased. In Mark de Castrique's Secret Lives, readers make the acquaintance of my new favorite, Ethel Fiona Crestwater. Call this seventy-five-year-old a little old lady at your peril. At the age of eighteen, this woman tracked down her father's killer, and she's been going non-stop ever since. Her knowledge is wide-ranging and her contacts never-ending. She doesn't suffer fools, and those who know her know to stand back and let her do her thing.
Ethel's mantra is Integrity, Fairness, and Justice, and she's willing to bend a few rules to ensure those three things happen. How far will she bend rules? As she tells someone, "I'm so far off the books, I'm not even in the library." There's some laugh-out-loud humor in Secret Lives as Ethel and Jesse investigate-- like her response when a bad guy tells her to show her hands-- but you'll be happy to know that the story is every bit as interesting as its main character. I didn't know all that much about cryptocurrency when I began reading, but I feel a bit more comfortable with the subject now due to the skillful way de Castrique weaved the information into the story.
It was an absolute pleasure getting to know Ethel and Jesse in this series launch, and I'm certainly looking forward to their next case. More, please-- and quickly!
(Review copy courtesy of the publisher and Net Galley)
Ethel's mantra is Integrity, Fairness, and Justice, and she's willing to bend a few rules to ensure those three things happen. How far will she bend rules? As she tells someone, "I'm so far off the books, I'm not even in the library." There's some laugh-out-loud humor in Secret Lives as Ethel and Jesse investigate-- like her response when a bad guy tells her to show her hands-- but you'll be happy to know that the story is every bit as interesting as its main character. I didn't know all that much about cryptocurrency when I began reading, but I feel a bit more comfortable with the subject now due to the skillful way de Castrique weaved the information into the story.
It was an absolute pleasure getting to know Ethel and Jesse in this series launch, and I'm certainly looking forward to their next case. More, please-- and quickly!
(Review copy courtesy of the publisher and Net Galley)
October 3, 2022
Stars: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
PUBLICATION DAY: October 11, 2022
Sweet, elderly Ethel runs a boarding house in Washington DC. But it’s not just any boarding house, and Ethel’s not just any landlady. Housing FBI agents, secret service agents and more for the past decades has caused her to gain many handy skills - skills she will need to draw upon in order to solve the latest murder that is affecting not only her, but her cousin (actually double cousin - twice removed) as well. When family is involved, Ethel will stop at nothing to keep them both safe.
PROS and CONS:
Why have I never heard of this author?? He’s great! I loved Ethel and Jesse and their investigation into the case and possible conspiracy was well plotted and full of surprises. There were a lot of names and titles to keep track of, and for me it was the only downside of this cosy mystery. I can’t wait to read another by this author!
READ IT?
If you’re looking for…a light mystery with a touch of intrigue, this one is for you!
4 Stars
PUBLICATION DAY: October 11, 2022
Sweet, elderly Ethel runs a boarding house in Washington DC. But it’s not just any boarding house, and Ethel’s not just any landlady. Housing FBI agents, secret service agents and more for the past decades has caused her to gain many handy skills - skills she will need to draw upon in order to solve the latest murder that is affecting not only her, but her cousin (actually double cousin - twice removed) as well. When family is involved, Ethel will stop at nothing to keep them both safe.
PROS and CONS:
Why have I never heard of this author?? He’s great! I loved Ethel and Jesse and their investigation into the case and possible conspiracy was well plotted and full of surprises. There were a lot of names and titles to keep track of, and for me it was the only downside of this cosy mystery. I can’t wait to read another by this author!
READ IT?
If you’re looking for…a light mystery with a touch of intrigue, this one is for you!
4 Stars
June 25, 2022
I received a copy of this novel from the publisher via NetGalley. This was great fun, with 75 year-old Ethel running rings round the local police and the heads of the FBI and Secret Service. It reminded me of that moment in one of the 'Red' films where Helen Mirren's character rustles up some bodies from her freezer. The humour is (thankfully) not that of those Scandinavian novels featuring older heroes and heroines - it has a more serious plot than that. I learnt a lot about cryptocurrency, but there was never really any doubt that Ethel would triumph.
Recommended if you're in the mood for a slightly crazy romp.
Recommended if you're in the mood for a slightly crazy romp.
December 29, 2022
This author is artful, humorous, and gives us out of the gate: superb CHs (especially his lead Ethel Fiona Cooper, her cousin Jesse, and DC Police Detective Mancini), a propelling sustained Pace, intricate Plot, varying Tone from contemplative to harrowing, and a well-realized Setting in suburban DC and Richmond, VA. It was hard to put down. Procedural details enhance an already twisty, red-herring-laden plot as dialogue makes the pages turn. De Castrique gives us metropolitan DC police, FBI and Secret Service involvement. It is rare to find a realistic implausible plot so well executed. Good explanations of cryptocurrency and finance blended into the narrative, as well as details of a serious genetic bone condition. If you enjoy older protagonists (Osman or Raybourn’s See Killers of a Certain Age) who still have their wits and abilities about them, or a combination of interagency intrigue like Otto Eskin’s thrillers, then give this doozy a try.
June 26, 2022
Retired my Aunt Nellie! Ethel and company are terrific!
United Flying Octogenarians is real!
The head of the Secret Service, the head of the FBI, and the Homicide Detective are all leagues behind the woman they know and respect as former agent Ethel Crestwater. Great fast-moving, addictive story that starts with murder of an agent and a gym bag full of counterfeit money!
I requested and received a free e-book copy from Poisoned Pen Press via NetGalley. Thank you!
United Flying Octogenarians is real!
The head of the Secret Service, the head of the FBI, and the Homicide Detective are all leagues behind the woman they know and respect as former agent Ethel Crestwater. Great fast-moving, addictive story that starts with murder of an agent and a gym bag full of counterfeit money!
I requested and received a free e-book copy from Poisoned Pen Press via NetGalley. Thank you!
November 14, 2024
☀️☀️☀️☀️ a fun thriller that keeps you guessing!
Secret Lives truly does keep you on your toes, and each time you have to second guess yourself. I would say despite people dying in this book, it has a pretty cozy fun vibe. Ethel is the perfect retired agent/nosy landlady. She’ll be an unforgettable character for sure- spunky, smart, funny, and is always one step ahead. The author paints a wonderful picture describing the scenes and the people he’s writing about. I also didn’t know a thing about cryptocurrency going into this book, but was able to get through just fine. I could see this easily becoming a movie or Netflix special 🔎
Secret Lives truly does keep you on your toes, and each time you have to second guess yourself. I would say despite people dying in this book, it has a pretty cozy fun vibe. Ethel is the perfect retired agent/nosy landlady. She’ll be an unforgettable character for sure- spunky, smart, funny, and is always one step ahead. The author paints a wonderful picture describing the scenes and the people he’s writing about. I also didn’t know a thing about cryptocurrency going into this book, but was able to get through just fine. I could see this easily becoming a movie or Netflix special 🔎
September 13, 2022
I received this ARC (Advanced Reader Copy) via goodreads giveaways and could not be happier:
This was truly a classic thriller.
It was refreshing to read a "who dunnit" story, that did not lack on anything...
This story shows, how elderly people get along perfectly with the younger generation to solve crimes, and to never underestimate the power and knowledge of a mind - no matter the age.
I enjoyed this book very much, and learned a little bit about crypto wallets...
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