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465 pages, Paperback
First published June 1, 1970
The people who watched this game saw some of the dumbest baseball ever played this side of a sandlot…It started in the first inning when Joe Sparma walked Tommy Harper on four straight pitches. Hegan was the next batter. Ball one. On ball two, way over Hegan’s head, Harper tries to steal second and is thrown out. Sparma still hasn’t thrown a strike. Two more balls and Hegan is on first base. Sparma has thrown eight balls in a row and he has one out.Honestly, few sportswriters could have handling that with such aplomb. To my surprise and delight, Bouton can really write, and if you are interested in what a baseball player’s life is really like, this is a great way to find out. “There just isn’t enough in baseball to occupy a man’s mind,” notes Boutin early on, and so a great deal of the life consists of looking for diversions. Some of these come in female form:
Tommy Davis up. First pitch, ball one. Second pitch is shoulder high, a ball, but he swings at it and tops it down the third-base line. He has no business swinging, of course. By now he should have been wondering if Sparma would ever throw a strike. Instead of wondering, he’s thrown out at first. In the meantime, with two out and second base all his very own, Hegan decides to try for third. It’s very important that he go to third base because he can score from there on a base hit. He can also score from second on a base hit. Of course, he’s out, and Sparma is out of an inning in which he threw ten pitches – all balls.
During the game a guy came down to the dugout and said to Mike Marshall, “Hey, is Mike Marshall in the dugout? I’m a good friend of his.”
“No, he’s not down here,” Mike Marshall said, “maybe he’s in the bullpen.”
The fellow went off to look.
When I warm up tomorrow I’ll be trying to recreate in my mind an abstract feeling I get when I’m throwing well. It can’t be explained. It’s a feeling you get when you’re doing something right. I find the best way to arrive at this feeling is to eliminate all other thoughts and let my mind go blank.Or as even better writer David Wallace put it, “And those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it – and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence.”