Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook

Junie B. Jones #9

by Barbara Park, Denise Brunkus

 

 
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! A terrible thing happened to Junie B.! And it’s called—someone took her new black furry mittens! And they kept them! They didn’t even put them in the Lost and Found at school. So when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen on the floor, she should be allowed to keep it, too. Right? That’s fair. Right? Right?

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“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”

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“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”

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“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”

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“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”

Genres: Childrens, Fiction, Chapter Books, Humor, Realistic Fiction, Middle Grade, Juvenile

67 pages, Paperback

First published June 1, 1997

About the author

Barbara Lynne Park was an American author of children's books.

Reviews

[livie☆]

the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that don’t, don’t

[Jessica Rowe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Junie B. Jones will never not bring me joy no matter how old I get.

[Ella · Rating 5 out of 5]

Junie B. forever.

[Taylor Schuster]

y’all know the drill 🚨

[Beth]

reread this today for the nostalgia and for reminding myself that writing books for children could be a cool thing to try

[Jacqueline · Rating 1 out of 5]

Oh, how I dislike these books. I hope Addison outgrows them soon!

[Carmen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious. Junie B. Jones never fails to amuse. I have read this out loud to children, I have read this out loud to adults - I've never had someone read or listen to a JBJ book without laughing. Park captures a child's exuberance perfectly.

In this episode, JBJ's beloved furry mittens are 'stolen.' She goes to the lost and found to look for them and basically sees it as a free store of goodies. She then has a little conflict about turning in a multi-color pen she finds - is 'finders keepers losers weepers' the rule, or not?

This sounds boring and moralizing, doesn't it? Well IT'S NOT. It's really funny.

SAMPLE:
I showed my mittens to my teacher.
Her name is Mrs.
She has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all.
"Feel them, Mrs.," I said. "Feel how soft they are."
I rubbed them on her face.
"Oooh, they ARE soft, Junie B.," she said. "Be sure and put them in your jacket pockets so they won't get lost, okay?"
I skipped very happy to my seat.
"Yeah, only I'm not even going to lose them," I said to just myself. "I am going to wear them right on my hands. The whole livelong day. 'Cause I love these guys, that's why."
I took off my attractive winter jacket. And sat down at my table.
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Just then, I got up from my chair. And I skipped to my boyfriend named Ricardo.
I tickled him under the chin with my softy hands of fur.
"This is what fur hands look like when they're tickling you under your chin," I said.
Then I grinned and grinned. 'Cause that boy brings out the best in me, that's why.

[Nicole · Rating 4 out of 5]

My son is struggling with reading and he needed an adventure book. The Magic Treehouse books are still a bit much for him, so his teacher said to just pick whatever would closely fit the theme. We settled on Junie B. and we went with this one because we thought maybe a crook might imply an adventure? LOL Anyway, my girls read these books when they were younger and loved them. I had my son read this book to me and was impressed that most of the words he was able to read well, but there are several bigger words that I wouldn't expect a 1st or 2nd grader to know (whom I'd assume these books are aimed at as the audience). I do love Junie B. as a character and her personality that the author lets shine through in the stories. That said, though, it is hard for a youngster still developing their reading skills to have to try to sort through Junie B.'s made-up words. My son kept telling me, "That's not a real word, though, Mom." Again, I appreciate that the books are fun and these made-up words help show Junie B's personality, but it was hard for my son and he struggled at times because of it, really slowed down his reading. Overall, I was impressed with how well he did with this book, even laughing at Junie B's antics and yelling the lines when Junie B. was yelling. I will definitely have him read more of these books.

[Molly Allen Bowlby · Rating 3 out of 5]

Significantly less entertaining as an adult. Also, fewer grammatical errors than expected.

[Conley · Rating 5 out of 5]

"I read this book with my class at school." -Conley, age 6

[Shelbey Johnson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Introducing my 4 year old to the best books known to man. Can’t wait to tackle this whole collection with her this year.

[Kayla · Rating 5 out of 5]

Throwback! Love me some Junie B Jones.

[Devin Ristau · Rating 5 out of 5]

I stumbled across Junie B Jones in the “I’m with the banned” section of my Libby so I decided to check her out and see what the problem was and there’s literally no reason Junie B Jones (or any book) should be banned. If you’re someone who think JBJ should be banned then you need a hobby or something.

Also a classic! What a way to spend 30 minutes giggling with Junie B Jones and her silly ways! She’ll always have a special place in my heart!!

[Kirbygirl · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow. Wowie wow wow. It's cool, but I wouldn't say it's amazing. I liked grandpa's story. I can't believe she lost her furry black gloves! Well, I can believe it, but I wasn't expecting it. I like that she went to the principal's office. I liked that she got her gloves back and learned a lesson. You'd think she'd be the crook, but somebody actually stole her gloves. I think you should read the book. BOOM!!!

[Laila · Rating 4 out of 5]

"And that is what I call heartache, madam." (Said to the girl in the furry pink coat.)
My son and I laugh out loud at these books. This was a particularly good one.

[Brooke · Rating 5 out of 5]

I just love reading these books with my child!

[Cora · Rating 5 out of 5]

Junie B. Jones lost her mitens! What will she do without them?

[Victoria Bylin · Rating 5 out of 5]

One of my favorites so far -- the grand kids liked it too :)

[Samantha · Rating 5 out of 5]

Junie B. learns about the lost and found.

[Becky · Rating 4 out of 5]

Super cute book. I like how it is written in her words. My 7-year-old daughter laughed hysterically all the way through me reading it.

[anna grace · Rating 4 out of 5]

junie b shaped my personality. this one is hilarious but it’s not her best work

[Quinn · Rating 5 out of 5]

An excellent book of giving.

[Lee]

The saddest part is that pen probably falls to the bottom of the box and gets thrown away at the end of the year.

[Victoria T · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was in the mood for a pallet cleanser & what’s better than a Junie B Jones book?

[Danielle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another banger Barbara

[Heather Dawn Ritchie · Rating 4 out of 5]

My daughter enjoyed it, fast, easy read

[Stacy Renee (LazyDayLit) · Rating 4 out of 5]

Junie B.'s favorite furry mittens turn up missing during recess and she is directed to the Lost-and-Found where she learns a valuable lesson about "Finders Keepers" and returning what isn't ours.

Read out loud to my daughter.

[Cora · Rating 5 out of 5]

Per my second graders: I thought it was interesting because Junie B Jones found her mittens. I liked it because it was funny because her grampa bought her mittens for no reason. I liked it because she put the pen she found in the box.

[♡Kayla♡ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Figured I'd relive my childhood and read one of my favourite books again. I can definitely say I know where I got my sarcasm from, and I know why I loved these books so much! Junie B. Jones is hilarious!!

[KT · Rating 5 out of 5]

she is an innocent man