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If I had a hook for a hand and an eyepatch I would totally buy a parrot and practice my Yo-Ho-Ho's
You know, Kevin, we can arrange for those things to happen. I know some people. Aaaarrrgh!
Although I weigh twice as much as the current crop of emancipated skallywags that roam the seas pirating
Mission Statement: Shiver Me Timbers Pty. Ltd. is a maritime operator with a rapidly growing fleet of smaller vessels that primarily offer services in the fiercely competitive Corsair niche market, in which our core business is to actively approach larger merchant vessels, thereby fully leveraging our primary assets in order to extract and/or maximize revenues.
Wanted: Adventurous lads who long for the open seas and excitement. We offer opportunities for enterprising individuals seeking betterment and life advancement. Skills sets needed include - being able to climb a rope while being tossed by a raging sea, fearless watercraft operators, ability to stay awake in dangerous situation, ability to go long periods of time without food or water.No age or experience requirement. Previous gun play preferred. No retirement.
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I heard this on NPR and was gobsmacked. Just plan accordingly (including hiring your caterer), have your employees clock in and out, get an experienced lawyer for your wheelin dealin negotiations that follows what the market prices are, and you're all set. Oh, the only thing you need to worry about is other pirates after you've got your ransom money, so try to get the owner of the captured boat give you lift away from "shark-infested" waters.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/st...