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Al Stewart
Thank you for the question my dear Mister LFisher! And may I say how dashing you look today - the leopard print look is so very you!! :D
Yes, the rumours are true. Myself and the Ernest Ms,Davis have a full blown novel length MM romance , release date of March 30, good Friday and Easter weekend!!!!! Before then we shall be delivering much excitement in way of merchandise freebies, dancing tips, and cake making competitions.
What to expect??? Hmm, no tissues I don't think. It's a NA story, very young feel, fun ( I hope), lots of other characters, college based, 80's feel, OMG but I am so very poor at explaining hehehe :D. If you like an unusual storyline, lots of action, and wheelbarrow loads of character developments, this is the one for you.
And did I mention Simon Le Bon???
All in all, a rollercoaster ride!!!!!
Please, May I borrow the leopard suit???
Yes, the rumours are true. Myself and the Ernest Ms,Davis have a full blown novel length MM romance , release date of March 30, good Friday and Easter weekend!!!!! Before then we shall be delivering much excitement in way of merchandise freebies, dancing tips, and cake making competitions.
What to expect??? Hmm, no tissues I don't think. It's a NA story, very young feel, fun ( I hope), lots of other characters, college based, 80's feel, OMG but I am so very poor at explaining hehehe :D. If you like an unusual storyline, lots of action, and wheelbarrow loads of character developments, this is the one for you.
And did I mention Simon Le Bon???
All in all, a rollercoaster ride!!!!!
Please, May I borrow the leopard suit???
Al Stewart
It was the hook-up of my life; but still I wish I'd asked him if the fangs were fake.
Al Stewart
Hmm, good question! How about, what happens to my car keys every morning ??? Or what happens to my socks ?? Hahahah. Or, I suppose, the mystery of who is that guy who knows my name on the tram but I have no idea who he is.
Al Stewart
Thank you for this question !! I shall attempt to do just that then scan it on my update later . Have no doubts - it will be splendid !!! :D
Al Stewart
Good morning and thank you for the question!!
There is a spy
He is so bold
But inside
His heart is cold
Who.does he love?
He cannot say
Or remember
Anyway.
There is a maze
Inside his mind
Elusive exit
He cannot find
Voices calling
Come and seek!
By April you can
Take a peek
There is a spy
He is so bold
But inside
His heart is cold
Who.does he love?
He cannot say
Or remember
Anyway.
There is a maze
Inside his mind
Elusive exit
He cannot find
Voices calling
Come and seek!
By April you can
Take a peek
Al Stewart
Thank you for the question !! Oh yes, I love a short man . I find them very versatile in ways that long men are not. For example , they can sometimes fit into the cat bed, which Buzzy likes. I myself am rather tall so another benefit from having a small boyfriend is it encourages me to stretch , which is jolly good for planetary alignment.
Books, books, books !!! Hmm, I'm not sure I have a favourite but I do think the more recent are slightly less awful hahah.
Books, books, books !!! Hmm, I'm not sure I have a favourite but I do think the more recent are slightly less awful hahah.
Al Stewart
Why thank you GR, for the question :D
Hmm, I want to say Heathcliff and Rochester, but of course that was just in my head. Heathcliffe and Cathy ? Except she is vain and not really worthy of his passions - but love is not about being worthy - is it..... though, she does come back for him as a ghost.
Hmm, I want to say Heathcliff and Rochester, but of course that was just in my head. Heathcliffe and Cathy ? Except she is vain and not really worthy of his passions - but love is not about being worthy - is it..... though, she does come back for him as a ghost.
Al Stewart
Thank you for the question, it is one I shall of course consider most carefully over my broth and newspaper. Grammar is vital to any writer - without it you would be making errors such as cak and cake, and the consequences may be dire.
Yet !! None could deny the importance of a pair of yellow and green skin tight trousers within the literary process that some call writing. Without these I would not able to strut so successfully or walk on my hands or do any of the things that enable me to write :)
Yet !! None could deny the importance of a pair of yellow and green skin tight trousers within the literary process that some call writing. Without these I would not able to strut so successfully or walk on my hands or do any of the things that enable me to write :)
Dante Love Fisher
So, it's important to do both seamlessly?
So, it's important to do both seamlessly?
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Dec 13, 2016 03:29PM


Dec 13, 2016 03:29PM
carol
And one must be careful that cak and cake go to correct orifice ;)
Merry Christmas...or happy Yule xx
Dec 21, 2016 08:00AM
Merry Christmas...or happy Yule xx
Dec 21, 2016 08:00AM
Al Stewart
Hey Shon,
The Big Ugly Monster and The Little Stone Rabbit. It is a book for children which rings with loneliness and the deep , and very human desire, for friendship. Made me sob. But it's also about finding hope even when there isn't any. Imagination can save us all :)
The Big Ugly Monster and The Little Stone Rabbit. It is a book for children which rings with loneliness and the deep , and very human desire, for friendship. Made me sob. But it's also about finding hope even when there isn't any. Imagination can save us all :)
Al Stewart
Hey Shon,
Hmm, I'm not sure about your first question. Many of the characters in me and Claire's stories are based, if loosely, on real people and events. But of course in order to create believable characters , writers also draw from their own experiences and emotions. So probably a mix .
I've loved books where the MC was not at all likeable but perhaps this depends on the reader. For me, it's not necessary to like them :)
Thanks for the question !
Hmm, I'm not sure about your first question. Many of the characters in me and Claire's stories are based, if loosely, on real people and events. But of course in order to create believable characters , writers also draw from their own experiences and emotions. So probably a mix .
I've loved books where the MC was not at all likeable but perhaps this depends on the reader. For me, it's not necessary to like them :)
Thanks for the question !
Al Stewart
Hello dear Ms Ele :) I am very glad to see you enjoyed that particular phase , arsecock ecstasy , as it is a very old fashion Dickensian term.
Lunchtime Nibbled may be the beginning of a series to be read over a lunchtime - to get you through an afternoon of workedom. It might be nice to have many new characters indulging in physical activities, such as arsecock.
Oh yes! Please feel free to use it whenever the occasion begs, or indeed you might be interested in our range of arsecock ecstasy jewellery ?
:D
Lunchtime Nibbled may be the beginning of a series to be read over a lunchtime - to get you through an afternoon of workedom. It might be nice to have many new characters indulging in physical activities, such as arsecock.
Oh yes! Please feel free to use it whenever the occasion begs, or indeed you might be interested in our range of arsecock ecstasy jewellery ?
:D
Al
Essence of ArseCock :D. I feel a poemme coming on
The sky is high
The sea is blue
Grass is green
One add one is two
So much fab
Like blingy shoes
And havi Essence of ArseCock :D. I feel a poemme coming on
The sky is high
The sea is blue
Grass is green
One add one is two
So much fab
Like blingy shoes
And having bubbly baths
In twos
Having debates
Philosophy
But nothing beats
Nothing !!
Beats
ArseCock ecstasy ...more
Dec 07, 2016 06:01AM · flag
The sky is high
The sea is blue
Grass is green
One add one is two
So much fab
Like blingy shoes
And havi Essence of ArseCock :D. I feel a poemme coming on
The sky is high
The sea is blue
Grass is green
One add one is two
So much fab
Like blingy shoes
And having bubbly baths
In twos
Having debates
Philosophy
But nothing beats
Nothing !!
Beats
ArseCock ecstasy ...more
Dec 07, 2016 06:01AM · flag
Al Stewart
Hi Denise . Thank you so much ! I'm very pleased you enjoyed them, this makes me smile :) Have a fab day too !
Al Stewart
Thank you for this important question, Penumbra. The eating of chocolate bunnies is a very personal matter . Myself, I like to prolong the experience by first admiring the workmanship of the bunny. Then, once my eyes have feasted on its chocolate perfection, I tentatively nibble one ear, taking time to.check the bun is in no distress. And afterwards, I am very much ashamed to admit that I let fly, and simply gobble.
Over the years, I have of course tried eating bunnies in various positions such as on my head or from my dudeoir, but my favourite is consummation of bunny with a cuppa :)
Chocolate bunnies
Oh so sweet
What a delicious
Yummy treat
Stop the wars !
Freeze the clocks !
And eat your bunny
In stripey socks.
Over the years, I have of course tried eating bunnies in various positions such as on my head or from my dudeoir, but my favourite is consummation of bunny with a cuppa :)
Chocolate bunnies
Oh so sweet
What a delicious
Yummy treat
Stop the wars !
Freeze the clocks !
And eat your bunny
In stripey socks.
Al Stewart
Well Ms Davis, my resolutions are to write two or three shorts for the lunchtime series , perhaps another Tork and Adam, and an unexpected thing. Oh ! And also partake in that movie block buster they keep bothering me about.
Al Stewart
Thank you for asking me that, Ms Davis :)
Well, it's true a sand monster has featured in this year's discussions . But I'm not sure I am very into monsters.
Well, it's true a sand monster has featured in this year's discussions . But I'm not sure I am very into monsters.
Al Stewart
I only just saw this !
Well, to tell you truth, I accidentally deleted it . This was largely due to inefficiency and over production of the hormone McCrapALot.
Hopefully the problems is now solved :)
Well, to tell you truth, I accidentally deleted it . This was largely due to inefficiency and over production of the hormone McCrapALot.
Hopefully the problems is now solved :)
Al
For example, an over enthusiastic zinc supply can really interfere with my ability to colour co- ordinate
Dec 07, 2015 12:26PM
Dec 07, 2015 12:26PM
Al Stewart
Hello Carol!! We can still message, hang on I will send you a PM.
Al Stewart
Hi Tess,
I love you!!! :D
Thanks for the compliment and the question. I really hope there will be a full length novel in the crystal ball. Me and Claire only started writing a year ago, so we are still trying out new things and finding our style. We are very lucky in having brill friends and a beautiful publisher, so hopefully we will be brave enough to have a go.
How about you? :D
I love you!!! :D
Thanks for the compliment and the question. I really hope there will be a full length novel in the crystal ball. Me and Claire only started writing a year ago, so we are still trying out new things and finding our style. We are very lucky in having brill friends and a beautiful publisher, so hopefully we will be brave enough to have a go.
How about you? :D
Al Stewart
Hey Mark,
Thanks for the question. Well, for a long time I wrote poetry, then one day a friend asked me for help with a story. I loved the process of watching a story come together, and now I don't seem able to stop . :D
Thanks for the question. Well, for a long time I wrote poetry, then one day a friend asked me for help with a story. I loved the process of watching a story come together, and now I don't seem able to stop . :D
FantasyLiving
He really can't. He is a writing machine now.
He really can't. He is a writing machine now.
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Jun 10, 2015 06:02AM · flag
Jun 10, 2015 06:02AM · flag
Al Stewart
Thanks for that searching question Claire. Well, it is an answer that depends on many things. But, yes.
Al Stewart
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