Seth MacFarlane > Quotes

“The only problem is time.”
― Seth MacFarlane

“Giggity, giggity.”
― Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Guide to the Holidays

“This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement..sit ubu sit. Good dog.”
― Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Guide to the Holidays

“When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.”
― Seth MacFarlane

“I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most people still believe in, as George Carlin puts it, 'the invisible man living in the sky'.”
― Seth MacFarlane

“Ta-da! A colossal prick!”
― Seth MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel

“If you literally believe the story of Noah, try getting a monkey in a car during a storm. It's almost impossible. Now do it one more time.”
― Seth MacFarlane

“Don’t go snackin’ if you been tobaccin’.”
― Seth MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel

“Is a crime defined by the act itself? Or by the harm it does to others?”
― Seth MacFarlane, The Orville: Sympathy for the Devil

“There it is!” “Dear God, look at it!” “It’s beautiful!” One father scolded his young son, “Take your hat off! That’s a dollar bill!”
― Seth MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel

“Jesse Joyce is a fabulously gifted comedian who wrote jokes for me at the 2013 Academy Awards. But don’t hold that against him — this book is fantastic.”
― Seth MacFarlane