R.J. Silver > Quotes

“I don’t know who that guy was in the famous statue called The Thinker, but he was so deep in thought, he forgot to put on a pair of pants.”
― R.J. Silver

“Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that hope is gone.'
'What penis doesn’t try to make you feel that way?”
― R.J. Silver

“quiet as a drunken church mouse,”
― R.J. Silver, My Third-World Girlfriend

“Because men can be quite sensitive about that sort of thing," explained Aunt Ingrid. "Each man likes to believe that his penis is the only one his lady's ever seen, or at least the biggest she's ever seen." "Oh, I get it," said Amalia. "It's like a competition - a joust.”
― R.J. Silver, The Princess & the Penis