Ellen Byron's Blog, page 14

Somebody needs to tell my mirror and all photographs, "Hey, that's not what I look like in my head."

I heard Benedict Cumberbatch say on NPR that his name sounds like a fart in the bathtub.  He just got a whole lot sexier to me.

The couple picking recyclables out of our neighbor's trash just drove away in car way nicer than mine.  I think I found my next career.

 Anyone who thinks man is innately good has never driven in the rain in Los Angeles.