Libba Bray's Blog, page 8
May 27, 2009
There is nothing wrong with you
This is an issue near and dear to my heart as I was raised by a gay father. My dad came of age in the 1940’s in the Deep South. Being gay was more than just not okay then; it was downright dangerous. When my father was involved with a man while stationed in Korea and it was discover
May 14, 2009
Why zombies can make for annoying friends
Seriously nasty table manners.
Bad pet sitters: "Thanks for looking after my cat. Ummm...where IS my cat?"
Will occasionally try to eat you during sporting events.
Epic cheaters at Scrabble. For the record, "Bagnackxzll" is not a word. No, you cannot cite the Zombie Dictionary.
Never change clothes. Not big on hygiene.
Constantly requesting "Monster Mash" from local radio station.
Forget that body parts cannot go in the blue recycling bins.
Uncomfortable in-joke gig
May 12, 2009
Signings. And Possible Singings.
Just want to let you know that I have two events this week at two really wonderful indie bookstores in Connecticut and Brooklyn. Here are the deets:
TUESDAY, MAY 12TH, 7:00 PM (aka Tonight!)
RJ JULIA'S BOOKSELLERS
768 Boston Post Road
Madison, CT
(203) 245-3959
THURSDAY, MAY 14TH 7:00 PM
BOOK COURT
163 Court Street
Brooklyn, NY
(718) 875-3677
I just noticed that my publicist wrote on my agenda: "Q&A, Reading, and Singing." Don't know if I will warble a tune or not (It's about time to retire "T
May 8, 2009
You are here. Here is good.
It’s an interesting exercise to try: think of a song from so
April 27, 2009
Tuesday 4/28 LIVE on There.com!
What are you doing tomorrow night? Washing your hair? Seeing if you can teach your cat French? Bedazzling your medical mask so you can avoid the swine flu in style?
Well, forget all that. Because tomorrow night, do you know where I'll be? On the Internets at There.com doing a live chat thingy-thing. And I want you--YES, YOU!--to join me.
Lock up your grandmothers! Secure your domain names! And set your phasers to stun, because tomorrow night, April 28th, from 7:00
April 14, 2009
Dream your dreams
So the hubby, knowing that I am an absolute root-for-the-underdog sap of the first order, sent me this link.
Total goosepimples and a bit o' the old misty eyes as well.
I love this woman.
Eff off, haters. Dream your dreams, peeps. Go show 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IW...
April 13, 2009
If Harold Pinter wrote "Independence Day"
I’ll be speaking at the Carnegie Public Library this Thursday, April 16th, at 7:00 pm. I’ll also be answering questions, signing anything you want signed (um, within reason…), and hopefully reading a sneak peek from GOING BOVINE. Here’s the link:
http://www.carnegielibrary.org/teens/...
Come on down if you can.
I hope everyone had a nice Passover/Easter/Carnage of the Chocolate Bunny Heads holiday. For some re
April 8, 2009
I am over capacity. Try again later.
I am epic fail at Twitter.
I have spent the past hour of my non-existent free time attempting to set up a profile on Twitter. I have tried to upload a picture three times. It gave me this helpful message:
Twitter is over capacity.
Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again.
This is the best message ever. It is my new catch phrase. Now, whenever I am drowning in stuffs, I want my forehead to show a retro-cool print of a bird while intoning pleasantly, "Libba is over capacity. Please try Lib
March 16, 2009
NYC TEEN AUTHOR FESTIVAL BEGINS!!!
xo
Libba
NYC TEEN AUTHOR FESTIVAL SCHEDULE
***Juvenalia Smackdown
Monday, 3/16, 4-6pm, Tompkins Square Park branch of the NYPL, 331 E. 10th Street
Join Holly Black, Alaya Johnson, Justine Larbalestier, David Levithan, Diana Peterfruend, Cassandra Clare, and Scott Westerfeld as they read some of their (ahem) less accomplished work from their middle school and high school years.
March 11, 2009
Remembrance of Birthdays Past
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My friends throw me a surprise party—my first ever. But I am flying back from spring break in Dallas, and my father, who has a time management problem, gets me to the plane ten minutes too late. By the time I show up four hours later, no one is there. That’s because they are all drunk and hiding behind my shower curtain. Thank heavens I didn’t need to pee.
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There is a picture of me on my