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October 16, 2010

Read Mel Bosworth's Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom







Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal WisdomGrease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom by Mel Bosworth


My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Mel Bosworth's second bound book, Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom, reads like a sequel to the recently released i am here And You Are Gone by Shome Dasgupta. The two books share simplistic linguistic style and an explored relationship that is both as awkward and beautiful as the characters themselves. The hook with this novella, if the somewhat commercial term like "hook" can be used, is the strangely absent origin story of the two characters, David and Samantha. How these characters met remains unsaid, which allows a unique tension in this fairly traditional story. Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom is a great example of how a single detail is all a true writer needs to turn a story into his story.


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Published on October 16, 2010 18:31

October 13, 2010

You decide what I wear; voting for the STRANGER WILL cover







You get to choose the cover of my forthcoming novel! Go to the Otherworld Publications voting page and vote for your favorite Stranger Will cover. Seriously, the winner is the winner. No Florida re-counts here (dated reference, I know).


I do like one more than the others. But which one, I won't say. The novel is set to be released on March 18th, 2010. Voting ends on November 30th. That means if I don't get the cover I want, I have 3 1/2 months to cry about it.


Click here to vote.

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1-Vertical Bench, white
2 – Birds on Wires, red



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3 – Snowy Bench, shadow title
4 – Snowy Bench, floating title



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5 – Mirror Trees, sideways title
6 – Mirror Trees, wraparound title


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Published on October 13, 2010 19:32

Slaughterhouse-Five means delicious BBQ








Historically, with these Unexpected Literary References, I have focused on cartoons. But today, when I made my rare trip just a few miles north to Oklahoma Joes Barbecue on  47th street I was reminded of one of the strangest literary references I've encountered. The name of the barbecue team which birthed this amazing restaurant/gas station is Slaughterhouse-Five. Yep. Nothing says "let's eat meat" more than images of dying war prisoners.


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Published on October 13, 2010 06:00

October 9, 2010

Will you lend me a virtual couch?








In late 2009 I embarked on a the Blog Orgy Tour in support of Charactered Pieces: stories which took me all the way from my living room to the Javanaut coffeehouse on 39th street and everywhere in between with wireless internet access. Oh, the groupies. But that's for another post.


As some of you may know, my novel Stranger Will is set to be released in March 2011 by Otherworld Publications. I miss the road (which remains unmoving just outside my office window). So, I want to do another tour. Announcing the


Posting for Strange: The Blog Orgy Tour II: Stranger Will: (Unnecessary Colon)

(I'm still working on the name)


My goal this time is to embark on a marathon blog tour,… Read the rest

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Published on October 09, 2010 12:36

October 7, 2010

My book rating methodology







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I've been asked a few times lately why I give so many 4-5 star ratings at online book sites like Goodreads and Amazon. "Surely," goes the thinking, "not all books I read can be ranked among the top 80% of all books."


Well, actually they can. Here's how.


Getting rid of the 1 star possibilities:


If a book disappoints me withing the first 50 pages or so, I won't finish it. And by not finishing it, I don't feel as though I have the right to give it a ranking. I can't rate a beer without feeling its hangover, right? This eliminates the majority of 1 star possibilities.


Getting rid of the 2 and 3 star possibilities:


A book, by the time I open… Read the rest

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Published on October 07, 2010 06:04

October 2, 2010

Search Engine Optimization (SEO) for Authors







During a recent discussion on NPR, Heather Fain, marketing director for the publisher Little, Brown and Co. said that "the greatest marketing tool we have in publishing — and probably will never change — is word of mouth." This means not only literal friend-to-friend and bookseller-to-buyer hand selling, but also online forums, reviews, blog comments, and social network discussion. For the most part, authors have little control over this. One aspect authors can control: the old fashioned website.


Optimizing a website so that it can be more easily found by readers is to most authors, I would assume, a foreign concept. Not that I am discrediting authors; I simply hope that most of you aren't as nerdy as I am. Having a platform (re: a stable of willing buyers) is becoming more… Read the rest

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Published on October 02, 2010 07:00

October 1, 2010

Stay God by Nik Korpon is available for preorder







Stop reading this and order the book, dammit!



Preorder now. Releases December 16th.

Hard Cover: $26.95


Paperback: $14.95

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Published on October 01, 2010 06:00

September 28, 2010

My spine has more girth than yours!








In the land of The Kindle, we all have the same size wiener.

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Published on September 28, 2010 06:11

September 25, 2010

The Velvet Podcast, Episode 008: Don't Pull My Hair Unless You Mean It






Episode #008 of The Velvet Podcast is now live!

You don't have my handsome voice to fluff your ear chubs this time, but I promise you won't be disappointed by the talent here. Featuring three brand new voices to The Velvet Podcast. Make them feel welcome.

Writers Richard Thomas (Transubstantiate), Nik Korpon (Stay God), Pela Via and Nic Young grind out the topic of sex and violence in fiction and their complex relationship to sadistic bedfellows, love and shock..

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Published on September 25, 2010 06:00

September 23, 2010

Jonathan Franzen: "The whole culture of selling has become personalized"






Mr. Gordon Highland and I took in a Jonathan Franzen reading this evening at the Kansas City Unity Temple (presented by Rainy Day Books). Franzen read from the same stage on which I met (re: awkwardly shook hands with) Chuck Palahniuk a few years ago. I bring these two authors together here not just because of their temporal-turned-spacial bond, but because the association allowed me to ponder their very different approaches to the live author reading.

Via a video posted on...

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Published on September 23, 2010 06:00