Bob Shea

“Lucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!”
― Bob Shea, Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty Great

“WHAT? Maybe you didn't hear exactly how big my plans are? Big enough to be PRESIDENT president!" I'll say.

But that's my job!" he'll say.
Look, are you a naysayer?" I'll say.
Do you say 'NAY'? I say."
Uh . . . no?" he'll say.

Then it's settled," I'll say.
You're third in charge, reporting directly to the mynah bird!”
― Bob Shea