Maeve Greyson's Blog, page 21
June 26, 2012
Help! There’s a naked woman on my stool!

Ha! THAT title got your attention. I know. It sure got mine when the wonderfully talented Rebecca J. Clark sent me this post. I know you're going to enjoy it just as much as I did. So, without further ado, I leave you in Rebecca's entertaining care.
Enjoy!Maeve
Help! There’s a naked woman on my stool!by Rebecca J. Clark
For a while in college, I was an art major. Watercolor was my forte.
One of the requirements in the Fine Art curriculum was to paint live models. Naked. Er, the models were naked, not the students. Thank God. Anyway, as the day approached to have our first live model, many of us were kind of nervous and giggly about it. I mean, most of us were 18 years old and fresh out of high school.
The big day arrived, and I headed for my stool. We all had our assigned tables, and each of them had a metal stool. I circled the room, stopped in front of mine and-- There was a naked woman sitting on it.
Now, go on a TMI mental trip with me for a moment and visualize why I wouldn’t be excited about a naked woman sitting on my metal school. In a room with no air conditioning. Yeah. Eewww.“Oh, is this your stool?” asks the naked woman politely? She climbs off it and heads to her spot in the middle of the circle of drawing tables. I make eye contact with the student next to me, we both make the “eewww” face, and I discreetly swapped my stool for the one next to me. When that student arrived and took his spot on the stool, I couldn’t help giggling.
The next most embarrassing naked model story came when we had a male model posing for class. Personally, the only naked man I’d ever seen was in Playgirl. I wasn’t really looking forward to it—I was very shy. My lack of enthusiasm grew when I saw our model for the first time. Remember those Geico Neanderthal commercials? Yeah. Our model was a shorter, hairier version of that. Not so attractive. Now, usually, the professor instructed us to pick any area of the body and focus on it, so I’d usually do a shoulder, or curve of the hip, or some other innocuous body part. Today, she wanted us to paint the entire model. And the model was facing my direction. That’s okay. I’m a professional. I can do this.
I started sketching him out on my paper with loose strokes of my brush. When I got to “that” body part, I happened to glance up at his face. He was staring right at me. And he winked. Eewww!!!
The story gets even better. A few days later, some friends and I went to a restaurant to watch the Seahawks game on big screen TV (this was a long time ago—nobody had TVs in their dorm roooms). Guess who our waiter was? Yes! Mr. Naked Neanderthal. And guess who asked me out? Yes.
Eeww!!!
I didn’t live that down for a long time with my friends.
In my new book, DELIVER THE MOON, the heroine is an artist. Or, she used to be. She hadn’t picked up a pastel for years before the hero reminded her of her passion. I don’t know that she ever took a live model drawing class, but if she had, I’m sure she would have been just as embarrassed about it the first time as I was.

You can learn more about DELIVER THE MOON and Rebecca’s other books on her website (http://rebeccajclark.com).
Available at The Wild Rose Press: http://www.thewildrosepress.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=191&products_id=4897Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Deliver-Moon-Rebecca-J-Clark/dp/1612171478/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338608103&sr=8-1https://www.facebook.com/#!/rebeccajclark.author
Published on June 26, 2012 02:00
June 23, 2012
Think you wanna marry a writer? READ THIS FIRST!

Hubby and I have been married thirty-three years. One thing I can honestly say about this particular chunk of my life is there’s never been a dull moment. Twenty-three of those thirty-three years, hubby worked twelve hour shifts that cycled back and forth between day shift and nights. His schedule only allowed two weekends off a month. The other breaks always fell during the week –while I was away at MY full time day job. Are you picking up on the trend here? Yep. You got it. Hubby and I didn’t occupy the house at the same time very much. But due to the vast differences in our personalities and idiosyncrasies, it worked. In fact, it worked DAMN WELL.
Last month, hubby retired from that job and took another position in an adjacent plant. Now his schedule is straight days. Home every night. Every freakin’ weekend off. Just. Like. Mine. *sigh*
Don’t get me wrong! I love my husband but I’m here to attest there is such a thing as too much togetherness. ESPECIALLY if one of you happens to be a writer. An unable to manage her time well writer who becomes surlier than a sore-tailed bear when she doesn’t get any writing accomplished.
So, as I said, this post is dedicated to my husband. It’s a compilation of his warnings to those who might be toying with the idea of taking a writer as a mate.
Learn how to cook. If you can’t cook, you better know the hours of operation to any nearby restaurants because if your writer is connected to that laptop, it’s the only way you’re gonna eat. Put the trash can in an enclosed area so all the stuff can be strategically stacked as high as it’ll need to go or you’re gonna have to take it out once a day instead of once a week. When your writer’s eyes get all squinchy at you over the top of their laptop screen, back out of the room. Slowly. Without taking your eyes off your writer in case they make any sudden moves. When the dog is sitting at the front door, yipping to go outside and water the trees and your writer says, “What’s that dog want now?” That is code for: will you PLEASE get your ass up out of that recliner and walk him? Now? Learn to follow along behind the writer wherever they go, picking up after them, and keeping track of where they’ve left glasses, keys, notes, ink pens, yadda yadda yadda. When they’re in the middle of a story, they can’t even remember their own names. Your house won’t get or remain spotless unless you hire somebody or do it yourself. IF your writer emerges from their world long enough to clean pig sty house under the impending doom of company coming, prepare for laser eyes mentioned in Warning Number 3. Be thankful laser eyes are not fully armed and equipped with death ray option. Although, as writers evolve, this could be a distinct hazard in the future.I’m sure hubby has more warnings but the above are the only ones he felt comfortable sharing. I tried to pry a few more out of him and got this reply, “I haven’t lived this long by being stupid.”
Hmm…good advice?
Published on June 23, 2012 07:53
May 20, 2012
Sunday Sneak Peek

I've decided to start something new here at my little cyber visiting post. I've dubbed it, "Sunday Sneak Peek" because I'm entirely too wordy for "Six Sentence Sunday". This week's sneak peek is from The Highlander's Fury. I hope you enjoy it!As he turned the page of his book, the priest squinted at the pages and ran his trembling finger along the words. “Then let the betrothal be recorded. The wedding shall be held a year and a day from today, unless…” He cleared his throat and glanced about the room. “Unless an…uh…ev-event oc-occurs that brings about the marriage sooner.”
“If he’s anything at all like his brothers, she’ll be his wife before tomorrow’s dawn!” A rumbling voice echoed across the hall, as Angus MacKay shouted from the back of the room.
The crowd cheered at this announcement. They clapped their hands and stomped their feet upon the wooden benches. “Aye, Faolan! Consummate your vows this eve! Dinna wait for the wedding feast!”
With a groan, Faolan ignored the rowdy crowd and bent to brush his lips across Ciara’s in the required sealing kiss. With a start, he stiffened when she slid her soft hand up the back of his neck. He shuddered as she laced her fingers through his hair and pulled his head down to hers. His wind fled his lungs as she opened her mouth beneath his. She sent him the most intimate of messages with her warm, moist tongue. Her other hand rested on his chest as she slid her body closer.
Instinct over-rode his stubborn mind and Faolan deepened the kiss. He pulled her close; hardened into her curves as she pressed in subtle invitation against him. Her delicious scent, a warm mixture of ginger and vanilla intoxicated his senses. His mind filled with visions of what she’d look like sprawled against the pillows of his bed. He reeled with the taste of her, lost himself in her arms; he almost forgot he stood before his clan.
“Oh Aye! There’ll be no Wedding Feast in a year and a day for this union. We’ll more than likely be a celebrating the christening of a bairn! Here’s to the birth of the first of many sons!”
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http://www.thewildrosepress.com/index.php?main_page=advanced_search_result&search_in_description=1&keyword=The+Highlander%27s+Fury&x=0&y=0
Published on May 20, 2012 06:19
May 19, 2012
Seize the Opportunity!
Seize the Opportunity: Opportunity Knocks at Marketing For Romance Writers Summer Camp. Open the door to: SEEK, TEACH, LEARN, SHARE, SUCCEED...and discover MFRW'S MOTTO of Achievement.
I am so pleased to be guest blogging today for Maeve Greyson for a number of reasons. First, because today is my birthday and I’m happy to be celebrating it with all of you. Second, because Maeve has created a magical Web site and I love the kind of stories she writes. Third, I’m excited about the upcoming “Opportunity Knocks at MFRW’s Summer Camp,” sponsored by Marketing For Romance Writers (MFRW).
I joined MFRW in late March, on the advice of one of my Petit Fours and Hot Tamales blogging sisters, and I have already benefited from the experience.
Immediately, you have a family of new friends who welcome you into the fold, supply helpful marketing advice, answer even the silliest questions, and are eager to help you launch your future.
There are a number of opportunities to take advantage of and I’m still learning about them. There’s a great newsletter, two blogs, an online forum to interact with other members, and courses that teach you about new marketing techniques such as Triberr. I’ve already been invited to join two tribes!
My new release was featured in ISelfPub.com because of someone I met through the group. I’m arranging to have lunch with another member who happens to live near me. The members are very generous with their knowledge and their time. I know I have just scratched the surface of what is available, but I definitely made the right decision to join the group and I’m looking forward to learning more at the Summer Camp July 14 and 15. I hope you’ll seize the opportunity and join me there.
Marilyn Baron writes humorous, supernatural short stories (A Choir of Angels, Follow an Angel and The Stand-In Bridegroom) at http://www.twbpress.com/achoirofangels.htmland humorous Women’s Fiction. Click on the link below her cover to learn more about her life and her latest release, The Edger .
The Edger

I joined MFRW in late March, on the advice of one of my Petit Fours and Hot Tamales blogging sisters, and I have already benefited from the experience.
Immediately, you have a family of new friends who welcome you into the fold, supply helpful marketing advice, answer even the silliest questions, and are eager to help you launch your future.
There are a number of opportunities to take advantage of and I’m still learning about them. There’s a great newsletter, two blogs, an online forum to interact with other members, and courses that teach you about new marketing techniques such as Triberr. I’ve already been invited to join two tribes!
My new release was featured in ISelfPub.com because of someone I met through the group. I’m arranging to have lunch with another member who happens to live near me. The members are very generous with their knowledge and their time. I know I have just scratched the surface of what is available, but I definitely made the right decision to join the group and I’m looking forward to learning more at the Summer Camp July 14 and 15. I hope you’ll seize the opportunity and join me there.
Marilyn Baron writes humorous, supernatural short stories (A Choir of Angels, Follow an Angel and The Stand-In Bridegroom) at http://www.twbpress.com/achoirofangels.htmland humorous Women’s Fiction. Click on the link below her cover to learn more about her life and her latest release, The Edger .

Published on May 19, 2012 04:27
May 7, 2012
Cowboys anyone?

I have a confession today --not a bad confession, but a confession none-the-less. C'mere and listen close.
I think COWBOYS can be just as sexy as Highlanders. As I told my very special guest today, I was lucky enough to spend three years in San Angelo, Texas. So while a man in a kilt is my first love, I also appreciate a fine lookin' man in a snug pair of jeans with a Stetson pulled low over his eyes.
Imagine my pleasure when the Yellow Rose Line of The Wild Rose Press sent out a call for their Honky Tonk Hearts series? Whoo Hoo! As Yellow Rose's motto says, "Got your heart set on a cowboy?"
Without further ado, allow me to introduce the Senior Editor of the Yellow Rose Line, Stacy Holmes. Not only is Stacy going to give us the scoop on what editors look for, but she's also going to treat us with a peek at two of the gorgeous covers for two of the books in the Honky Tonk Series and a chance to win some goodies!
Welcome to my little corner of cyberspace, Stacy!
Stacy: Thank you so much, Maeve for having me today. And to thank you and your readers, I will be randomly drawing a name from all the commenters today to win a special Honky Tonk Hearts envelope filled with a special coupon, bookmarks, magnets and other fun stuff from the authors of the series.
Maeve: That's awesome, Stacy and thanks so much for taking the time to share your "side" of the publishing game. Why don't we start by sharing what led you to become an editor for The Wild Rose Press?
Stacy: I admit, it was one of those moments that change the direction of your life/career because it was something I never thought about doing until the opportunity arose.
I started almost from day one as an author with The Wild Rose Press. Before their first year was through, the garden had grown so much that Rhonda Penders contacted me with respect to an editing position for the Yellow Rose line. I was honored at the respect she gave my work and soon found that editing came very natural to me. Whether helping a newer author learn more about her story and herself, or working together with an established author on a great story, it is truly amazing being a small part of helping someone else attain their dreams, all the while doing something I love to do.
Maeve: Sounds like it was "meant to be" to me! As an editor, what is most likely to catch your eye first in a “promising” submission? Opening hook? Plot? Character’s personalities? Or all of the above?
Stacy: Yes, that opening paragraph can say…or not say…a lot. It really is true about first impressions so you want a story to grab you right in. After that, for me, it is the characters. Are they believable, natural, relatable? I find many newer writers often focus too much on what should happen (to move the plot in the way they want) rather than what would happen (as in a natural flow of events, one to the next). This usually leads to details not matching up or characters losing their characterization so to speak, and a quick way to pull me out of a story. At the same time, when all there, and I am three or four pages in without even realizing it, that tells me I’m reading a promising submission.
Maeve: *happy sigh* Ah yes...the joy of losing yourself in a story. The Yellow Rose Line specializes in giving us heart-stealing cowboys. Do you enjoy any other genres or are you strictly a Stetson gal?
Stacy: I admit, I’ve always been drawn to the Stetson, a cowboy’s strength in physical appearance as well as their strength in protecting the land and the ones they love. But I enjoy reading all genres from paranormal to historical, suspense to romantic comedy. Actually, the more I laugh with a story, the more I enjoy it no matter what the genre.
Maeve: I agree. A story that makes you laugh is often good for anything that ails you. And now for our last question: what is the best piece of advice you have for authors seeking publication?
Stacy: Keep at it. Keep learning. Every critique gives you something to work on, and every rejection teaches you something. Use that for your next project and the next. Yes, there are some people who can write a story and sell it quick—but to be honest, they are the exception, not the rule. But every story you write, everything you learn along the way makes the next one better. One thing we try not to do at The Wild Rose Press is send out quicky form rejections. Though I don’t like sending any rejection, I do like the fact that even when we need to reject a manuscript, we are helping that author learn more about the craft whether by giving examples of areas needing to be worked on or direction for resources so they can study up. Keep at it. Keep learning.
Right now we have a brand new series debuting in the Yellow Rose line:
Honky Tonk Hearts
Lonely hearts seem to gravitate to the Lonesome Steer Honky Tonk. A few miles outside Amarillo off historical Route 66, the large wood-paneled structure boast a large neon star with a single flashing steer riding away from it. Owner and bartender, Gus Rankin, has seen his share of the wandering souls cross his bar and dance floor over the years—he’d even like to think he helped a few find true love along the way.
These stories all have at least one main scene at the Lonesome Steer Honky Tonk, but then range out from close by to all over the country…and all have amazing cowboy heroes.
The first two stories, Honky Tonk Man and Nothing But Trouble debuted last month and we have an official launch party for the series coming up on May 9th on the main Wild Rose Press loop. I am so excited because over the course of the night all the authors will be there, we have a great Honky Tonk Hearts prize package to give away and other random draws throughout the night. Should be lots of fun! You can find all the details here:



Don't forget to leave a comment for a chance to win the goodies Stacy mentioned. What do you think? Could a cowboy steal your heart? ;-)
Published on May 07, 2012 02:30
April 30, 2012
Upcoming events in May...

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 - 1pm to 3pm:
Marshall County Public Library - Benton, KentuckyLocal Author Meet & Greet
Guest Speaker Molly Harper
Don't miss this opportunity to meet our local authors.
Refreshments & Door Prizes!
Saturday, May 19th, 2012 - Noon to 4pm:
Books-a-Million - Paducah, KentuckyCome chat with me & don't forget to enter for a chance to wina Reader's Appreciation Basket.I look forward to seeing you!
Published on April 30, 2012 16:07
April 22, 2012
The Saga of the Anxious Author

Anxious Author would shake her head and babble, “What if no one shows up? What if no one wants to see my books? What will we do if this is a waste of time?”
Anxious Author’s husband and daughters grew very tired of this worrisome fretting but they were patient with their poor neurotic author and just kept reassuring her right up until the first guest walked through the door. Even Anxious Author’s granddaughter and two son-in-law’s (one soon will be) took up the chant, “Don’t worry. It’s gonna be great.”
And it was. And this Anxious Author’s eyes still fill with tears of joy when she remembers how much love and support filled the room that night.
And the moral of Anxious Author’s story? As long as you’re surrounded by the loving support of friends and family, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.










Published on April 22, 2012 16:43
April 16, 2012
Love In Bloom Extravaganza!

Published on April 16, 2012 07:24
April 1, 2012
We have winners!
Happy April 1st everyone - no foolin'! ;-) Just a quick post to announce the three lucky winners of Eternity's Mark Dragon Jewelry Giveaway.
The winner of this lovely cuff bracelet was BIRDOWL2003!!
The winner of this lovely dragon agate disc necklace was KELLY MANN!!
And the final winner & new owner of the dragon spoon necklace is DIANE POLLOCK!!Congratulations to all the winners. I'll be contacting you for your mailing addy's to get your winnings to you. Thanks so much to everyone for participating and keep watching for more contests in the future!All my best to you!Maeve



Published on April 01, 2012 13:33
March 25, 2012
Meet Faolan MacKay of The Highlander's Fury


Published on March 25, 2012 08:02