Lorelei James's Blog, page 52

We rarely have tornadoes in the Black Hills but one touched down yesterday. Here’s a pic of the funnel cloud

Did you notice he’s wearing dog tags? Happy Memorial Day

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway, when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and sh...

Who needs a tune up?

Anyone feeling thirsty?

REDNECK ROMEO is available in print! Look for it at your favorite bookstores or online!!

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Print version at Barnes and Noble

Anything sexier than tats, jeans and gloves? I don’t think so.

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

Then, nothing.

But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

“What’s all the screaming about in there?” he yells. “You’re scaring my customers!”

“I’m just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business,” slurs the drunk, “and every time I try t...

Gotta love a half naked man in leather with a lot of power between his legs.

Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work,” the man said.

“How do you think you will do that?” his coworker asked. He proceeded to show her…by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him, “What on earth are you doing?”

“I’m a light bulb,” the guy answered.

“I think you need some time off,” the boss told him.

So the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.

The second wor...