Lorelei James's Blog, page 57

A McKay wearing a Santa hat? I’ve used this picture before, but damn, it bears another look, right?

Some people go all out for Christmas…

Hello, hottie…need some help getting that shirt off? That’s okay. Stay.Right.Like.That.

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.

“You may pass through the pearly gates.”

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them. “They’re bells.”

“You may pass through the pearly gates...

Redneck Fringe! Such a bizarre picture I had to share I don’t remember where I got it…

What do you think is going through his mind?

It is currently ELEVEN DEGREES BELOW ZERO here — without the windchill, so I’m not feeling particularly funny today. My friend Larri sent me this

My Alabama friend Kim sent this to me asking if I was wearing them to the beach last week…

Hello Mr. Mer-man…he was as rare a sight in cold Florida last week as the sun