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J. Cornell Michel

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Humor and Comedy, Horror, Psychology

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San Francisco resident J. Cornell Michel is a fourth generation writer and a first generation zombie philosopher. She works at a patent law firm during the day but lives to write about the undead at night.

Jordan’s Brains, Michel’s first novel, was praised by IndieReader for being “funny and fast-paced” and for “offering a new look at a dead-tired subject.” Zombie Zeitgeist is a chilling collection of Michel’s short stories, including tales of first love, revenge, deceit, a spurned lover, a devoted wife, and more. Michel’s second zombie novel will be published in 2015.

Website and Blog: http://jordansbrains.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordansBrains
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JCornellMichel
Email: [email protected]
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All of my posts seem to start with an apology for not posting enough. Since I like to keep with tradition: I’m sorry I haven’t blogged in months, but I swear I have a really good excuse. Last November I had a baby boy, and I’m head-over-heels in love with this tiny little person. Caring for […]

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J. Cornell Michel’s books

Average rating: 3.96 · 143 ratings · 54 reviews · 6 distinct works

	Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution 3.86 avg rating — 109 ratings — published 2013 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words by Samie Sands (Goodreads Author) (Compiler), Jaclyn Ann Lee, Lila L. Pinord 4.57 avg rating — 14 ratings — published 2015 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Where's My Dinner 4.36 avg rating — 11 ratings — published 2015 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Zombie Zeitgeist: Short Stories really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 6 ratings — published 2014 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	'Twas the Bite Before Christmas by J. Cornell Michel (Goodreads Author), Anne Heaney, Erin Kirchofer (Illustrator) 3.50 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2014	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

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“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

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“We die only once, and for such a long time.”
― Molière (Jean-Baptiste Poquelin)

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“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier." -Jordan”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

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“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

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message 6: by DJ

Jul 18, 2013 07:03PM

I love your book! Can't wait for the next one!

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message 5: by J.

Jun 20, 2013 05:25AM

Cedric wrote: "This is just one of the Boards I put you on. Now I'm done spamming you.

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Thanks, Cedric! I appreciate it. I hope you like the Zombie Guide website :)

I'm going to read your book this weekend. I'll probably read it right before I go see World War Z to get me in the mood for some zombie action! Actually, I'm always in the mood for zombie action :)

Have a great day!

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message 4: by Cedric

Jun 19, 2013 01:36PM

This is just one of the Boards I put you on. Now I'm done spamming you.

http://pinterest.com/primalpunch/zomb...

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message 3: by Cedric (last edited Jun 19, 2013 01:26PM)

Jun 19, 2013 01:26PM

J. wrote: "Cedric wrote: "Thank you for accepting my Friend request! I hope you are having a good day, J.
Cedric"

I am having a great day, thanks! I hope you're having a nice day as well. Your book looks rea..."

Thank you! I will go check it out immediately. I am definitely interested in checking out Zombie Guide.

Thank you for checking out my book. You are appreciated.

I am having a pretty good day as well. If you really think about it, every day that we aren't Zombies is a pretty good day!!
All my best,
Cedric Nye

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message 2: by J.

Jun 17, 2013 08:13AM

Cedric wrote: "Thank you for accepting my Friend request! I hope you are having a good day, J.
Cedric"

I am having a great day, thanks! I hope you're having a nice day as well. Your book looks really interesting. I'm going to download it tonight.

I write for Zombie Guide, an online magazine that posts articles about survival, zombie movies, zombie books, and pretty much anything that has to do with zombies. You should check us out:

http://www.zombie-guide.com/

We especially like to review books by indie authors who write about zombies. Once I read your book, I can write a review/article about it. We also like to have indie authors post their own articles on our website. If you're interested in writing an article for Zombie Guide about your book, or yourself, or just about zombies in general, you can go to this page and submit an article:

http://www.zombie-guide.com/write-or-...

Let me know if you have any questions. You can email me at [email protected]

Enjoy the rest of your day!

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message 1: by Cedric

Jun 17, 2013 07:12AM

Thank you for accepting my Friend request! I hope you are having a good day, J.
Cedric

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