As many of you know, Kvothe is one of the final four remaining fighters in Suvudu's fantasy cage match. After beating Aslan and Dumbledore, he's come head-to-head with Jaime Lannister from Martin's Song of Ice and Fire books.

Right now I'm losing. And while that stings a little, it doesn't sting nearly as much as what Sarah said to me last night.

"Are you still losing to Jaime Lannister?" she asked.

"Yeah," I said. "By a couple percentage points."

"Well, Jaime's a pretty awesome character," she s...