1. You guys: as I write this, my kid is in KINDERGARTEN. I know, I know. She was just born about five seconds ago. I feel the same way. I also feel ENTIRELY emotional, evidenced by the fact I outright sobbed as I walked away from her classroom this morning. I was a blubbering MESS, getting wholly unhinged, and who knows what would have happened if one of my best friends in the world, who also has a kid at the school, did not decide to wait around in the lobby for me in case she was needed. I...