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I really laughed out loud reading your answer. Funny - but probably very true.
You wouldn't believe the stupid questions I found on the Internet. Here’s a couple more which are all in Calico Jack. My answers are in brackets.
“My friends are over and I smoked WAYYY too much weed I’m all dizzy and I can't see straight the room is moving. My peanut btuter tastes like ice cream I thought the pillow was the cat ahhh.” (Don’t look behind you)
“What is a penis supposed to smell like? My friend says her sister’s husband’s penis smells like meatloaf and she was wondering if this is normal.” (Ask her to smell your husband’s penis to compare)
“I’ve been seeing this girl for a while, not dating, just ***** buddies. She is a very clean person, don’t get me wrong, but her vagina emits this highly unpleasant odour that you can smell from upstairs – all the way to downstairs. I’ve seen her clean herself and as soon as we go lie down and start to get freaky, she starts smelling again. So I’m thinking it’s her personal lubricant smelling. I don’t know how to tell her about it without getting her offended. Any suggestions?” (No)
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Dec 09, 2014 05:49PM
I really laughed out loud reading your answer. Funny - but probably very true.
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You wouldn't believe the stupid questions I found on the Internet. Here’s a couple more which are all in Calico Jack. My answers are in brackets. “My friends are over and I smoked WAYYY too much weed I’m all dizzy and I can't see straight the room is moving. My peanut btuter tastes like ice cream I thought the pillow was the cat ahhh.” (Don’t look behind you)
“What is a penis supposed to smell like? My friend says her sister’s husband’s penis smells like meatloaf and she was wondering if this is normal.” (Ask her to smell your husband’s penis to compare)
“I’ve been seeing this girl for a while, not dating, just ***** buddies. She is a very clean person, don’t get me wrong, but her vagina emits this highly unpleasant odour that you can smell from upstairs – all the way to downstairs. I’ve seen her clean herself and as soon as we go lie down and start to get freaky, she starts smelling again. So I’m thinking it’s her personal lubricant smelling. I don’t know how to tell her about it without getting her offended. Any suggestions?” (No)
