
“Why, is one missing?” The story: “Did you take a shower?” Or: “I’ll get the half that eats.” The story: “I’m dating this girl and she works for a magician. Every night, he saws her in half. With my luck, I’ll get the half that eats.”
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I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!: And Other Things That Strike Me as Funny
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