“A mental list (and countdown) of my most embarrassing moments:
(5) That time when my third grade teacher announced that I was too smart for her class in front of my fellow third graders;
(4) That phase I went through in junior high when I thought jumpers were cool;
(3) That time when I burst into tears at my surprise party for no apparent reason;
(2) That time when I decided to become more active in my school's extracurricular stuff and showed up dressed for a school dance a week early;
(1) Just now;”