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  • #211
    Charles Bukowski
    “I
    think that the
    world should be full of cats and full of rain, that's all, just
    cats and
    rain, rain and cats, very nice, good
    night.”
    Charles Bukowski, Betting on the Muse: Poems & Stories

  • #212
    P.C. Cast
    “I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character”
    P.C. Cast, Marked
    tags: cats

  • #213
    Susanna Clarke
    “Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!"
    "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.”
    Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
    tags: cats

  • #214
    Jodi Picoult
    “On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.”
    Jodi Picoult, House Rules

  • #215
    Alex Flinn
    “Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain about the smell, and it would turn out I'd died and the cats had eaten me.

    Still, it might be nice to have a cat.”
    Alex Flinn
    tags: cats

  • #216
    Robert Byrne
    “To err is human, to purr is feline.”
    Robert Byrne, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

  • #217
    Paula Poundstone
    “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”
    Paula Poundstone

  • #218
    Mary Bly
    “Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
    Mary Bly

  • #219
    Neil Gaiman
    “Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #220
    Cleveland Amory
    “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”
    Cleveland Amory, The Cat Who Came for Christmas
    tags: cats

  • #221
    Peter Kreeft
    “Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.”
    Peter Kreeft

  • #222
    William S. Burroughs
    “Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”
    William S. Burroughs, The Cat Inside
    tags: cats

  • #223
    Andrew Vachss
    “Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?”
    Andrew Vachss, Safe House

  • #224
    Gwendolyn Brooks
    “One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.”
    Gwendolyn Brooks, In the Mecca

  • #225
    Abraham Lincoln
    “No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #226
    William S. Burroughs
    “A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.”
    William S. Burroughs, The Cat Inside
    tags: cats

  • #227
    Lilian Jackson Braun
    “Cats are cats . . . the world over!
    These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.
    -James Mackintosh Qwilleran”
    Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Saw Stars
    tags: cats

  • #228
    “I may not be physically present to stand by you while you cut your cake, but you’ll be in my thoughts today! Happy Birthday.”
    Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan)

  • #229
    Russell Brand
    “The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope.”
    Russell Brand

  • #230
    Craig Ferguson
    “Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.”
    Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

  • #231
    Anthony Kiedis
    “There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or, to be cruder, a piece of shit that the universe revolves around.”
    Anthony Kiedis, Scar Tissue

  • #232
    Alan Cumming
    “You know what I hate most of all in the whole wide world?...More than people who think that if you're bisexual it means you'll fuck absolutely anyone (especially them)?”
    Alan Cumming, Tommy's Tale



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