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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 1332 times as funny)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,981,636 ratings — published 1979
Bossypants (ebook)
by (shelved 998 times as funny)
avg rating 3.96 — 1,045,216 ratings — published 2011
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 981 times as funny)
avg rating 4.25 — 814,066 ratings — published 1990
Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
by (shelved 817 times as funny)
avg rating 3.98 — 211,465 ratings — published 2012
Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
by (shelved 716 times as funny)
avg rating 4.01 — 715,673 ratings — published 2000
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
by (shelved 656 times as funny)
avg rating 3.86 — 510,830 ratings — published 2011
Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
by (shelved 580 times as funny)
avg rating 4.02 — 115,635 ratings — published 2011
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened (Paperback)
by (shelved 571 times as funny)
avg rating 4.17 — 214,565 ratings — published 2013
Yes Please (Hardcover)
by (shelved 563 times as funny)
avg rating 3.85 — 550,467 ratings — published 2014
The Princess Bride (Paperback)
by (shelved 539 times as funny)
avg rating 4.27 — 939,781 ratings — published 1973
Assuming Names: A Con Artist's Masquerade (ebook)
by (shelved 539 times as funny)
avg rating 3.66 — 26,558 ratings — published 2014
Tangled (Tangled, #1)
by (shelved 533 times as funny)
avg rating 4.03 — 120,377 ratings — published 2013
The Rosie Project (Don Tillman, #1)
by (shelved 530 times as funny)
avg rating 4.01 — 587,491 ratings — published 2013
Bridget Jones’s Diary (Bridget Jones, #1)
by (shelved 526 times as funny)
avg rating 3.81 — 1,015,700 ratings — published 1996
Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
by (shelved 525 times as funny)
avg rating 4.06 — 53,405 ratings — published 2012
The Hating Game (Paperback)
by (shelved 504 times as funny)
avg rating 3.86 — 812,089 ratings — published 2016
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (Paperback)
by (shelved 473 times as funny)
avg rating 4.23 — 180,312 ratings — published 2002
The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
by (shelved 460 times as funny)
avg rating 3.99 — 415,846 ratings — published 1983
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir (Hardcover)
by (shelved 456 times as funny)
avg rating 3.90 — 199,256 ratings — published 2012
Where'd You Go, Bernadette (Hardcover)
by (shelved 454 times as funny)
avg rating 3.87 — 594,626 ratings — published 2012
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1)
by (shelved 445 times as funny)
avg rating 3.98 — 756,640 ratings — published 2007
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)
by (shelved 439 times as funny)
avg rating 4.20 — 311,434 ratings — published 1980
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things (Hardcover)
by (shelved 437 times as funny)
avg rating 3.89 — 172,168 ratings — published 2015
Red Russia (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 432 times as funny)
avg rating 4.05 — 9,203 ratings — published 2017
Can You Keep a Secret? (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 420 times as funny)
avg rating 3.82 — 470,323 ratings — published 2003
One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
by (shelved 414 times as funny)
avg rating 4.05 — 574,843 ratings — published 1994
Perfection (Neighbor from Hell, #2)
by (shelved 411 times as funny)
avg rating 4.12 — 66,581 ratings — published 2011
The Martian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 382 times as funny)
avg rating 4.42 — 1,251,566 ratings — published 2011
The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
by (shelved 374 times as funny)
avg rating 4.21 — 981,573 ratings — published 2015
Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
by (shelved 371 times as funny)
avg rating 3.88 — 67,750 ratings — published 2013
Born a Crime: Stories From a South African Childhood (Hardcover)
by (shelved 361 times as funny)
avg rating 4.49 — 785,443 ratings — published 2016
A Man Called Ove (Hardcover)
by (shelved 357 times as funny)
avg rating 4.38 — 1,177,382 ratings — published 2012
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Paperback)
by (shelved 354 times as funny)
avg rating 4.11 — 287,231 ratings — published 2004
Catch-22 (Paperback)
by (shelved 339 times as funny)
avg rating 3.99 — 876,950 ratings — published 1961
Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)
by (shelved 339 times as funny)
avg rating 4.24 — 267,230 ratings — published 1987
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (The Hundred-Year-Old Man, #1)
by (shelved 338 times as funny)
avg rating 3.82 — 298,721 ratings — published 2009
Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)
by (shelved 334 times as funny)
avg rating 4.16 — 247,411 ratings — published 1982
Naked (Paperback)
by (shelved 332 times as funny)
avg rating 4.10 — 271,633 ratings — published 1997
A Dirty Job (Grim Reaper, #1)
by (shelved 331 times as funny)
avg rating 4.03 — 122,879 ratings — published 2006
The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
by (shelved 329 times as funny)
avg rating 3.90 — 1,082,424 ratings — published 2019
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 326 times as funny)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,361,542 ratings — published 2005
Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)
by (shelved 325 times as funny)
avg rating 4.34 — 230,819 ratings — published 1989
Checkmate (Neighbor from Hell, #3)
by (shelved 323 times as funny)
avg rating 4.12 — 49,658 ratings — published 2012
The Importance of Being Earnest (Paperback)
by (shelved 318 times as funny)
avg rating 4.17 — 399,666 ratings — published 1895
A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 318 times as funny)
avg rating 4.07 — 438,721 ratings — published 1998
I've Got Your Number (Hardcover)
by (shelved 316 times as funny)
avg rating 3.94 — 237,879 ratings — published 2011
Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
by (shelved 310 times as funny)
avg rating 4.05 — 1,190,212 ratings — published 2019
When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Hardcover)
by (shelved 303 times as funny)
avg rating 4.08 — 216,096 ratings — published 2008
The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
by (shelved 300 times as funny)
avg rating 4.12 — 5,616,683 ratings — published 2012
Sh*t My Dad Says (Hardcover)
by (shelved 297 times as funny)
avg rating 3.98 — 159,847 ratings — published 2010
“I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
What? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!”
―
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
What? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!”
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“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
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