Ask Demigods discussion

C: *screams and breaks a coconut with bare hands*

Me: 0.o

Piper: Yes, Callie!

M: Okay, y'alls need to CTFD.
H: I agree. This is insane even for me.

Me: lololol

C: CALLIE SMASH *steals Leo's tool belt and slams it on the ground*

Danya ♣♠♥♦{~Write it in your heart that every day is the best day of the year.~} ♣♠♥♦ wrote: "M: What does CTFD mean"

M: Calm The eff Down

Lizzy wrote: "Me: lololol

C: CALLIE SMASH *steals Leo's tool belt and slams it on the ground*"

M: Callie, look! Flowers! Chocolate! Adoring fans!

C: *blows hair out of face* fans? aw crap where?

Me: *claps* WHERE IS THE MAKEUP TEAM.

Lizzy wrote: "C: *blows hair out of face* fans? aw crap where?

Me: *claps* WHERE IS THE MAKEUP TEAM."

M: PIPER. MAKEUP.

C: *waits expectantly*

Me; as Calypso's manager, I say she needs makeup asap

Me: Callie's just been introduced into our modern world. What's a better way to get her more immersed in our "culture" than actually making her the culture?

C: nothing you said just made sense

Me: shut up and look at the camera

Me: she hasn't had any communication with the outside world. she can perform magic, but she hasn't been able to use it to communicate or look outside. she gets glimpses from Hermes or Hephaestus but not that much.

Me: said what?

Me: Leo showed up wearing the clothes...that doesn't mean she had access to the entire twenty first century

Me: but im talking about the present...

Me: sooo anyways. pipes! get the Aphrodite cabin here!! hey maybe you can even bring your dad here! give Callie some tips

C: I do like the Aphrodite cabin...

M: But keep her looking natural. The media loves the whole youthful innocence thing.

Me: of course!!! *whispers* lets get her on ellen asap and I need a photo shoot with kendall jenner

C: Kendall who?

Me: shush. Callie...ima make you a star

C: what happened to the repair shop Leo and I were going to open?

Me: Leo Schmeo

M: Forget that, Cals! You're headed for the big time! Lights! Cameras! Shopping trips in exotic locations you can't pronounce!

C: e-exotic locations i can't pronounce? if i can say ogygia i can say anything

Me: can you say Llanfairpwllgwyngyll? it's a place in England

M: See? EXOTIC.
H: It's England.
M: Exactly. XD

Piper: I don't like makeup. You should ask Drew.

Piper: Why does Callie need makeup anyway? Can't she just crush some flowers and make some herself?

C: I DO LIKE TO CRUSH FLOWERS

Me: O.o um...

Piper: Yes! Just take some of that crushed flower paint and you got yourself makeup.

Me: Pretty sure that's not how it works, Pipes...

C: *smears smashed petals over eyelids* am i doing this right?

Me: contour, callie, contour

Piper: Yeah, I think so.

M: She's supposed to be natural. That*points at Callie's face* ain't natural. This is not some beauty pageant!

C: do you want some of my all natural makeup? it's made of roses and...maple syrup?

Me: where did you even get maple syrup from?

M: It's obvious that she went on a date with a really cute Canadian guy and he gave her some. Duh.

C: Cute Canadian guy? Where?!!!

Me: you mean Frank?

Me: k.

C: *screams because she loves everyone*

C: *goes wacko cuz she just freaking loves everyone*

Me: yikes...idk what's wrong with her

Me: yeah she's pretty out of character but what can ya do?

C: *twirls around and slams into a wall* you know i just i have a lot of love and i love dating people and smearing crushed flowers all over my eyelid

M:...Any cute Canadian. Other than Frank because he's spoken for.
H: So is Zeus. That doesn't stop him.
M: Hera! Bitterness is not appreciated here. That much.

Me: wait Zeus is Canadian?

C: he always smelled like maple syrup…

H: No, he's spoken for! By ME. And yet, everyday there goes another Zeusling, saving lives and winning awards and stuff.

Me: a zeusling im dead.

C: hey Zeus is the one who cursed me. I'm salty at him

Me: a bunch of people on this group are inactive. Sometimes they pop in to say hi for a few days but other than that it's mainly the usual few people

M: It's because most of the members live on all over the world, and school's mostly year round, so they usually have school when we're off.

Me: yup. sadness everyone was so chill

I miss everyone. Gosh.

Me: I really miss Nancy :(((( i mean we weren't close but idk she was cool

C: AND I MISS LEO AHHHH

M: Do we need the hose again?

C: *slowly backs away* um no.

Me: SHE NEEDS THE HOSE. DO IT. SPRAY HER

M: I do this for your own good. *sprays*

C: AHH

Me: *runs out of the way*

What was it like dying ? Did it hurt?