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Karkat, What's your faverout movie?Have you seen: A Massive Yet Poorly-Built Ship Transports Many Trolls Across The Vast Alternian Sea To The New World Which Really Wasn't All That New At That Point But Was Still Discovered By Western Troll Society Later Than The Rest Of The World And Transports A Highblood And A Lowblood Across The Sea And The Highblood Contemplates Suicide But The Lowblood Saves Her And They Fall In Love But Due To A Vast Chain Of Incompetence On Pretty Much Everyone's Part The Lowblood Dies And The Highblood Gets Old And Tells The Story To Some People, starring Troll Leonardo DiCaprio?
It's suposed to be very romantic, I think you'd like it. :3
I WOULD SAY 50 FIRST DATES BY TROLL ADAM SANDLER.NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH A MOVIE. WHAT KIND OF A SHITCAKED TITLE IS THAT ANYWAY?
Oh, and have you seen: In which a male Blue blood with hopeless red feelings for his low blooded female moirail has his life turned upside down after being roped into an important role as part of a ceremony with the Low blood and her dashing Matesprit, the blue blood proceeds to take hell as he must organise a plethora of incompetent imbeciles and his hair into making the ceremony perfect and steal the blood pumper of the before mentioned low blood?I'm considoring watching it, but...
Karkat Vantas wrote: "I WOULD SAY 50 FIRST DATES BY TROLL ADAM SANDLER.NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH A MOVIE. WHAT KIND OF A SHITCAKED TITLE IS THAT ANYWAY?"
((Um... you remember that troll movies have massively long names, right...?))
Ah...That has a very short name... y'know, for a race with such a long cinematic history...
I quite like that title, actualy...
@Lime (comment 5): *face palm*@Lime (comment 6): I DON'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH SHORT NAMES. THEY'RE ORE FUCKING EASIER TO SAY. AND REMEMBER THAN THAT LONG ASS TITLE.
(uuummmmmm.... Do you remember... about troll Movies... And Karkat defending the titles when John says some dumb shit about them...?))
Karkat Vantas wrote: "@Lime (comment 5): *face palm*@Lime (comment 6): I DON'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH SHORT NAMES. THEY'RE ORE FUCKING EASIER TO SAY. AND REMEMBER THAN THAT LONG ASS TITLE."
But like... Short titles... Are for human movies...
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What is, Titanic?
Alex Trebek: "That is correct."
nah, that's more like made of honor and stuff like that. Anyways,Karkat, what is your opinion on meeting the John and Jade humans when they arrive?
⚛Dreams_Nitemare_Crisis✉ wrote: "nah, that's more like made of honor and stuff like that. Anyways,Karkat, what is your opinion on meeting the John and Jade humans when they arrive?"
The second one is maid of honnor XD
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@Elisa: UH OKAY. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME SOME MORON ASKED ME THIS QUESTION.I HAVE NO CERTAIN "FEELINGS" FOR HIM AT ALL.
HE IS JUST A WORTHLESS HUMAN LIKE THE FUCKING REST.
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Karkat Vantas wrote: "@Elisa: UH OKAY. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME SOME MORON ASKED ME THIS QUESTION.I HAVE NO CERTAIN "FEELINGS" FOR HIM AT ALL.
HE IS JUST A WORTHLESS HUMAN LIKE THE FUCKING REST."
You at least were black for him at one point ;)
You were fuckin' Obsidian for that moron...
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HEY FUCKSTICK.
DON'T EVEN BOTHER LEAVING ANY INANE COMMENTS FOR ME ON THIS WEBSITE. CHANCES ARE I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE A FUCK.
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.