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You are SEAHORSE DAD. That is not actually your name, but it is WHAT YOU RESPOND TO. You also respond to SKYHORSE.
You are the lusus of ERIDAN AMPORA, and as such, have PURPLE BLOOD. You spend most of your time NAGGING YOUR CHARGE and WISHING FOR THE LOST DAYS OF WHEN HE WAS A TRODDLER.
Seriously. You can ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF HIS CONSTANT FAILURES. He'd be better off IF HE WOULD JUST LISTEN TO YOU.
That being said, you sometimes DON'T EVEN FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE.
You are a SEABEAST, and as such prefer TO BE IN THE WATER. However you are also CAPABLE OF FLIGHT, and thus are able to AID YOUR CHARGE in his HUNT FOR FOOD FOR THE PRINCESS'S MONSTROUS LUSUS.
You enjoy KELP ROLLS and MORNINGS OF COMPLETE SILENCE.
If you used a computer, your username would probably be SeahorseDad and you wwould speak/type similarly to your vverry stubborn and vvexing charge.