Terminalcoffee discussion

Let's talk about speedos. I've had too much coffee.

Can anyone in the world pull off a speedo?

(And I mean that metaphorically, not like, "take off" a speedo.)

You're welcome for the images going through your mind right now. For better or for worse.

Not that there's anything wrong with that -- but I can't warm up to this topic. I mean, I'm no speedophobe ... but nothing's happening with that in my mind.

in my best day, and it never was that good, i would not ever ever wear a speedo.

You lie, Larry. You're repressing the images. They'll reach your consciousness sooner or later.

I would never wear a speedo, either. Not for World Peace, even.

I always believe my own lies. I'd be fibbing if I said otherwise.

I was on the swim team in high school. My high school boyfriend was on the boys team. He looked hawt in his speedo. Giant shoulders, tapered back. Built legs. Hawt.

Olympic swimmers could be my busboys anyday.

Apparently Speedos are all they wear in China.

I agree with Sally that men with a swimmer's build can pull it off. Too muscular and the shorts look silly. Too well-endowed and they look vulgar.

Thanks for the new desktop wallpaper!

You're welcome!! That one in the middle is so pretty. Sigh. What? Did someone say something? Are there other people here? I was distracted for a minute...

This is fun. Thanks, RA!

MMmm, I can't pick. If pressed I'd take the one on the right, though.

Hey Sarah, have you seen the new Harry Connick Jr. movie? He looks yummalicious in that.

SALLY, you have no idea what TORTURE you words were!! No one will go see it with me because the reviews look horrible. And with Brent out of work, I just don't have the money to go see a movie at full-price. I've been dying to see it though! I don't care how stupid it is!

right. looks like a clay aiken concert on a cruise to me

I don't know if I agree that either of these guys is "acceptable." Because the one on the right is so well-endowed that he looks like he's carrying a load of something.

Yes please.

Re: msg 11. Yes, please.

Niiiiiiice thread to visit in the morning, I'm all perked up!

Not very many men can pull it off, as my fellow ladies have said. Too built up, yech, but swimmers and such are perfect. A nice long lean body is perfect.

And what's with that heavily endowed guy?! Scary! I bet he had a penis enlargement operation.

What, in the acceptable portion of msg 15? I don't mind.

Speedos ARE all they wear in Asia, young and old -- and very, very old. I have some bad memories of a Korean waterpark in my youth.

Hahahah. Nools. Just focus on the Olympic swimmers.

Sarah wrote: Because the one on the right is so well-endowed that he looks like he's carrying a load of something.

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HAHAhahahahahahhaaaa!!!

Titanium wouldn't be strong enough for the task it has been assigned.

BunWat wrote: "Its also a swimsuit material fault. That cloth is clearly not strong enough for the task it has been assigned."

I'm now laughing so hard that my eyes are watering.

Frankly, Speedos give me nightmares. I remember far too many Saturdays on the pool deck when my daughter was on the neighborhood swim team. Little boys and Speedos are a nightmare.

re: flimsy silk knit.
Duly noted.

Where would one find flimsy silk knit Speedos?

This thread is just hilarious!

More pictures!!

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If they rub against each other a little harder they might start a fire. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I guess that's right. Or ... firewomen.

**puts on firewoman outfit to prepare**

**laughs head off**

smiles - nice thoughts ..............

**jumps up and down clapping excitedly**

"More! More!!"

When I lived in England they all wore speedos. I have some HILARIOUS pics from an all night church event at a local sports center. It was just wrong, very, very wrong.

Why is it you never see #38 at the beach? Do I need to get a portable diving board?