Chaos Reading discussion

I was strolling along, minding my own business, when I came across this remarkable readership ruled by Ruby Tombstone, Mistress of Chaos. "Holy Shit!" I said, looking down at the book in my hand, Only Shot at a Good Tombstone, which devotes 20 pages to a live sex show run by the scholarly "head priestess," Ruby. I shit you not.

Here's the first sentence of the book: "You're a goddamn fool if you expect anything new here."

I've got a "big swathe of text" describing the story on Amazon.com and I did my best to list my book in every Amazon available across the globe. Here's the UK link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Only-Shot-At-....

And here's a little trailer I made in case someone ever pays me for the film rights and wants to make a movie out of it (there's just one YouTube ain't there?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxv8I...

Ruby, let me know if you prefer eBook or paperback and I'll send you a copy. It's the least I can do considering your name and all. My sister is dating a Brit and I work next to a guy who married a Kiwi. My father's family is from Great Britain. That's the best I can do in terms of qualifications.

Bahaha! That's priceless. Thank you for thoroughly reading the rules before posting. I am impressed!

I would love a paperback copy. The "scholarly head priestess" sounds awesome. :)

1 scholarly head priestess, 2 seers, 1 skid row sex show, 1 ruined millionaire, 1 urban messiah, 1 ghost story, several plates of bacon and eggs, religion, gay rights, history, whiskey and beer, true love, vintage pop culture, vigilantes and 1 young man's 48 hours in the city = Only Shot At A Good Tombstone

Kindle/eBook version http://www.amazon.com/Only-Shot-Good-...

Alrighty, your paperback copy should be halfway there by now! The post office said 10-14 days so I'm guessing it's on a slow boat. Here's hoping it slipped southward on its westward voyage unlike its namesake!

Thanks, Robert :)