Q&A with Josh Lanyon discussion

Karan wrote: "Na wrote: "Waiting for the squirrels."


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LOL

Ginn wrote: "Karan wrote: "Na wrote: "Waiting for the squirrels."


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I can't believe how cut your squirrel is. The ones that I hang with wear biker jackets and burn me with their tiny cigarettes when I I don..."

You guys were on a roll yesterday. :-D

Josh wrote: "Ginn wrote: "I can't believe how cut your squirrel is. The ones that I hang with wear biker jackets and burn me with their tiny cigarettes when I I don..."

You guys were on a roll yesterday. :-D ..."


I'm just bouncing around ideas for that children's nature book I was thinking of writing: Hale's Guide To Creatures-- Great and Small-- That Will Fuck You UP If you Cross Them...

Ginn wrote: "Hale's Guide To Creatures-- Great and Small-- That Will Fuck You UP If you Cross Them... "

Oh that sounds fun.

Ginn wrote: "Josh wrote: "Ginn wrote: "I can't believe how cut your squirrel is. The ones that I hang with wear biker jackets and burn me with their tiny cigarettes when I I don..."

You guys were on a roll yes..."

I'll be sure to read that to my smaller pupils when it's released.

Ginn wrote: "Josh wrote: "Ginn wrote: "I can't believe how cut your squirrel is. The ones that I hang with wear biker jackets and burn me with their tiny cigarettes when I I don..."

You guys were on a roll yes..."

I think a little expansion is in order - it could be the second installment too, though, now that I think about it...
What about: 'Hale's Guide To Creatures - Great And Small - That Will Fuck You Up While Grinning Madly If You Cross Them (Or If They Have Nothing Better To Do).

"Ginn wrote: "I'm just bouncing around ideas for that children's nature book I was thinking of writing: Hale's Guide To Creatures-- Great and Small-- That Will Fuck You UP If you Cross Them... "

Seriously, not a single case of rabies has been attributed to a squirrel in North America.

That just means the rest of the world is on it's own. ;-)

Ginn wrote: "I'm just bouncing around ideas for that children's nature book I was thinking of writing: Hale's Guide To Creatures-- Great and Small-- That Will Fuck You UP If you Cross Them... ..."

Sounds like a book Shelly Laurenston's universe would have. Beware Badgers and Squirrels.

Ginn wrote: "I'm just bouncing around ideas for that children's nature book I was thinking of writing: Hale's Guide To Creatures-- Great and Small-- That Will Fuck You UP If you Cross Them... "

Will there be illustrations?

Joe wrote: "Ginn wrote: "Hale's Guide To Creatures-- Great and Small-- That Will Fuck You UP If you Cross Them... "

Oh that sounds fun."

AND educational!

Johanna wrote: "I'll be sure to read that to my smaller pupils when it's released. ."

Knowing which of their fluffy friends in the wild kingdom are most likely to knife them for a quarter is something no child is too young to learn!

Judging by all the strange photos I've seen on the internet today, I'd say the Easter Bunny is the worst of the lot!

Karan wrote: "Seriously, not a single case of rabies has been attributed to a squirrel in North America.

That just means the rest of the world is on it's own. ;-) ..."

That or the North American squirrels got to the guys conducting the survey...
'You give us a clean bill and we don't got no reason to harvest your nuts. Understand, Professor?'
:D

Susinok wrote: "Sounds like a book Shelly Laurenston's universe would have. Beware Badgers and Squirrels."
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'When Kittens Kill' and 'Ducklings of Doom'.

Calathea wrote: "Will there be illustrations? "

I'd like to say yes... though if I draw them I might have to include diagrams to point out which stick figures are animals and which are just sticks the animals are poised atop.

!-0X0-*
(Raccoon, pictured here with switchblade and flame thrower.)
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(Grass or perhaps sticks.)

Hj wrote: "Judging by all the strange photos I've seen on the internet today, I'd say the Easter Bunny is the worst of the lot!"

My dad told me that the Easter Bunny was six feet tall and bone white, with blood red eyes and that he left trails of eggs and candies out for little children to lure them into his lair, where he devoured them... So for years I would walk past other kids enjoying their egg hunts and such and think to myself... 'you poor suckers'.

Juthi wrote: "Ginn wrote: "Knowing which of their fluffy friends in the wild kingdom are most likely to knife them for a quarter is something no child is too young to learn! "

I agree with you Ginn, people need..."

Don't forget the famous Killer Bunnies!!! How could we have gone to war without them??!!

Juthi wrote: "I agree with you Ginn, people need to be aware. No one in my neighbourhood feels safe anymore. We can hear them sharpening their claws by night. An uprising is coming...like Animal Farm, the 2013 edition. ..."

Yes, exactly. Many people would be shocked if they knew how many hamsters have subscriptions to 'Guns&Amo'. I've caught my own cat mail ordering grenades on more than one occasion.

Reggie wrote: "Don't forget the famous Killer Bunnies!!! How could we have gone to war without them??!.."

And their sharp pointy teeth!

Juthi wrote: "Is that so? Well you know what they say, guns don't kill people, hamsters kill people..."

Wisdom indeed!

Ginn wrote: "Calathea wrote: "Will there be illustrations? "

I'd like to say yes... though if I draw them I might have to include diagrams to point out which stick figures are animals and which are just sticks..."

Hahhahhahaa... I think your illustrations are wonderful (although they do benefit from the explanations...) :-D

Ginn wrote: "Many people would be shocked if they knew how many hamsters have subscriptions to 'Guns&Amo'. I've caught my own cat mail ordering grenades on more than one occasion."

LOL. I seem to have a lot more peace-loving dog... The other day when we came home from work, the dog was listening U2 with the maximum volume. She had opened iTunes on the computer. We were a bit perplexed about her choice of music...

(And that's a true story.)

Johanna wrote: "The other day when we came home from work, the dog was listening U2 with the maximum volume. She had opened iTunes on the computer. We were a bit perplexed about her choice of music ..."

This reminds me of one of my favourite April Fools, about cats and iPads/other tablets. Make it easier for your pet!
http://www.nngroup.com/articles/mobil...

Johanna wrote: "Hahhahhahaa... I think your illustrations are wonderful (although they do benefit from the explanations...) :-D ..."

You're far too kind!

Johanna wrote: "LOL. I seem to have a lot more peace-loving dog... The other day when we came home from work, the dog was listening U2 with the maximum volume. She had opened iTunes on the computer. We were a bit perplexed about her choice of music...

(And that's a true story.)
..."

Your dog sounds much more enlightened than my cat!

Hj wrote: "Johanna wrote: This reminds me of one of my favourite April Fools, about cats and iPads/other tablets. Make it easier for your pet!
http://www.nngroup.com/articles/mobil... "

I always feared the day would come when my cat's novels outsold mine... now we're just one step closer. :O

I think my dog is too self serving to be a dog of war. This is not to say she is incapable of giving me nightmares- a couple of weeks ago she turned the knob of the stove on while trying to counter surf. (a sport a which she excels)

It almost sounds like you dog may be trying to learn to cook...that or she's a budding arsonist. Either way she's certainly motivated!

cooking work and weimaraners do not go together.

Johanna wrote: "cooking work and weimaraners do not go together."

Indeed. They're terrible menu planners as well--I mean when has decayed salmon, dragged out of the trash ever been considered a dessert course?
Come on, dog, you aren't even trying!

but they would follow us anywhere and defend us with their bad breath!

Johanna wrote: "but they would follow us anywhere and defend us with their bad breath!"

Having just returned from exercising a couple rescues, I can honestly say that dog breath is an awesome weapon!

and one I always have access to FREE OF CHARGE for those in need of weaponry. (It goes without saying that when I say "I" I mean Phoebe.

the dog. I swear, posting from phones is terrible for punctuation.

Johanna wrote: "and one I always have access to FREE OF CHARGE for those in need of weaponry. (It goes without saying that when I say "I" I mean Phoebe."

I'm gonna keep that in mind.

Thanks Na! I was wondering when the next round was.

Tessa Dare is going DOWN!!!!

Just keep the votes coming. Dare is a popular writer and has a strong fan base who will be voting like crazy in the morning. We can do this!

Na wrote: "Soon, the next fight :

www.dabwaha.com
April 6, midnight to noon CST

A Lady by Midnight by Tessa Dare v. Stars & Stripes by Abigail Roux
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My voting fingers are ready!

Judging by the voting so far, m/m fans get up early! (in Europe)

Na wrote: "Soon, the next fight :

www.dabwaha.com
April 6, midnight to noon CST

A Lady by Midnight by Tessa Dare v. Stars & Stripes by Abigail Roux"

Voted!! :-D

Judging by the voting, M/M lovers do not sleep. :-)

got my 5 votes in.

Johanna wrote: "got my 5 votes in."

I almost wish I had to work today so I could vote from there too. Johanna, how did you do 5? No matter what I do I can't get my home network to allow more than one counted vote.

Johanna wrote: "got my 5 votes in."

I know how you developed your tennis elbow...

Hj wrote: "Johanna wrote: "got my 5 votes in."

I know how you developed your tennis elbow..."

That's the other Johanna... ;) She will wonder what you're talking about. ^^

Oh, and I got my first vote in. Will keep some for later.

Tina Kay wrote: "Johanna wrote: "got my 5 votes in."

I almost wish I had to work today so I could vote from there too. Johanna, how did you do 5? No matter what I do I can't get my home network to allow more than ..."

Cut the internet connection of your router. Delete all dabwaha cookies on your device. Re-establish internet connection. Vote. ;)

Calathea wrote: "That's the other Johanna... ;) She will wonder what you're talking about. ^^

Oh, and I got my first vote in. Will keep some for later. ..."

Oooops. Sorry!

Thanks, Calathea! I'll give it a go.

yeah me n sports clash. I knew what you were talking about though.

I voted twice on my phone 1x on cell network one on with fi then once on kindle, got the borrowed phones from a couple of friends :)