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message 1: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04...

In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke.


message 2: by Brandy (new)

Brandy | 83 comments Holy mother of god. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares about this now.


message 3: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments Unagi anyone?


message 4: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments I just told my friend about this and she just said there are no words.....Did he have help or shove the eel up his ass himself (the article doesn't say if he had help)?


message 5: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments ...and too many eels in their butts!


message 6: by Holly (new)

Holly (goldikova) I guess porn really is bad for you.


message 7: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments ...and seafood!


message 8: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
Just another exotic animal smuggling story.


message 9: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "I'm sure that eel wasn't very happy being forced into that dark, aromatic hole."

The eel was caught in Chinese waters...it was probably an improvement.


message 10: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "Did the eel die,too?"

The eel was alive when removed but died shortly after.


message 11: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
Poor eel.


message 12: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments It was soup within the hour.


message 13: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
So was the guy it was in.


message 14: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
It's a sad state of affairs when you need an "Exit Only" sign mounted over your asshole.


message 15: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments What was interesting is that this is a Huffpo article. Usually something like this would have been in the "Lifestyles" section. This was in "Weird". I guess they are becoming more centrist with all that AOL money.


message 16: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments What I found off the wall was the mention of other men who have done this as well.....

Jon ~ good idea for a tattoo :)


message 17: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
;)


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

I work in medical billing and you would not believe the things people put in their bodies. Swallowers too. But this?? Might be the worst thing I've heard of. And I agree - poor eel.


message 19: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments My buddy is an anesthesiologist. He did his residency at a hospital that is big into trauma and indigent cases. Needless to say, they got more than their share of odd insertions.

He told me about a guy that came in with a sweet potato in his butt. The patient and his buddy had been putting sweet potatoes in newspaper bags (the kind of bag that they sleeve the paper in before they throw it on your lawn), greasing the bag, inserting and then pulling the potato back out by pulling on the bag. Well, one bag ripped and left the potato inserted. The guy figured he would pass said potato and left it there for a few days. By the time he figured he had an emergency brewing in his butt, he had a nasty case of toxic shock.

People are truly disturbing.


message 20: by Char (new)

Char | 17459 comments Oh my gosh, this is nasty.

Kyle, LOL at the bum rap joke!

I had a friend that used to work in the ER and she has seen some crazy sh*t. One guy had a frozen fish stuck up there and another had a trophy. She said that these guys always said that they backed up and fell onto the object accidentally. *snort*


message 21: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments Charlene wrote: "Oh my gosh, this is nasty.

Kyle, LOL at the bum rap joke!

I had a friend that used to work in the ER and she has seen some crazy sh*t. One guy had a frozen fish stuck up there and another had a ..."


“Trust the Gorton's Fisherman”


message 22: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments My old boss used to work in the ER. The doctor called her in to assist one day. A woman from Jamaica came in with a yam in vagina. Apparently it is used for birth control in the country. She forgot about and voila....it started to grow in her vagina. There were leaves and whatnot coming from her crotch.


message 23: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
Okay, now I'm officially off produce.


message 24: by Char (new)

Char | 17459 comments OMG, Jenn! LMAO


message 25: by Brandy (new)

Brandy | 83 comments jennbunny wrote: "My old boss used to work in the ER. The doctor called her in to assist one day. A woman from Jamaica came in with a yam in vagina. Apparently it is used for birth control in the country. She forgot..."

hahaha I don't know how ER doctors and nurses keep straight faces sometimes.


message 26: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments Sounds like they got their lunches shoved up their butts to me...frozen fish, eels, yams, sweet potatoes. Its a buttfet.


message 27: by Ian (new)

Ian McClellan | 540 comments jennbunny wrote: "My old boss used to work in the ER. The doctor called her in to assist one day. A woman from Jamaica came in with a yam in vagina. Apparently it is used for birth control in the country. She forgot..."

That actually really works. When most men find a yam in a woman's vagina, they no longer want to have sex with them.


message 28: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6810 comments Ian wrote: "That actually really works. When most men find a yam in a woman's vagina, they no longer want to have sex with them. ..."

But there is a sudden overwhelming craving for sweet potato fries.


message 29: by Jon Recluse (new)

Jon Recluse | 12043 comments Mod
And they already have dip on them....


message 30: by Char (new)

Char | 17459 comments Laughing so hard right now!


message 31: by glenda (new)

glenda (ayngelwing) | 1051 comments Ugh.


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