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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
First he ate my Bass Weejun loafer,The he ate the parlor sofa.
I traded him in for a garden gnome,Before he ate me out of house and home.
Why don't they sell pretty little garden elves?Always so good at getting up themselves.
These creatures get up on their own?I think I'll stick with a garden gnome.
Why is the "g" of gnome silent when it's not in gnu?Like the old song: I'm a gnu, spelled g-n-u.
Which had a line made me laugh as child…"I'm a gnu, a g-nother gnu. Made me wild.
I have never never seen a gnu, If I did I tell it "shooo".
If that gnu didn't leave my avenue,I box him up and send him to you.
Doctor Dolittle talked to his clever gnu,but preferred the odd pushme-pullyou.
This strange creature was in effect a gnu with a head at either end,But if either wanted to go its own way, it ended with a fleshy rend.
It's so floral and gay it removes any frownI'll bet a hundred bucks it's from Joe Brown.
the beast has spilled his guts out.
so my shirt doesn't look so hot.
I must point out, Zeke, you have something wrong,The poem isn't one but two lines long… :-))
Would it be such a strain
to use your brain like a tether
Oh, very well… if that's how you feelI'll wind them all up on a reel,
And who know, if you don't feel rejectedI'll put up a screen and get then projected.
So forever they'll be on the Internet protected,The words of Zeke whose poem wasn't rejected.
O Poet Zeke! whose unrejected words make one hark,To a famous wordsmith whose bite is gentler than his bark.
Oh writer Roger who words are always on the mark,You are so you kind you neither bite or bark.
The only stuff better than the meals he cooks,Is the love he writes into his books.
Thank you for such sweet sentiment,My words are truly and heartily meant.
At least, I try to make them true,Whether they turn out pink or blue.
And Oli draws such great cartoonsof Rogue making love amid the ruins.
And also great cartoons of hunky bike boy, Having fun on his bike with a boytoy.
Bike Boy's last conquest was an Emo,So there you go, what do you know?
But more usually it's all rammer-ramaThe moment he removes his bandana.
He changed into new garb he had to try on,It was barely there when it came from Amazon.
He strutted his stuff out on the big dance floor,He ::ahem:: "danced" with 12 guys and twice with number four.
Number four thought his partner overdressed"The not-there-wear," he said, "is definitely stressed."
"But if I take it off, by all eyes I'll be rakéd**For if I do I'll be completely naked."
** poetic license
On no you won't you can use my hanky,and there won't be any need to thank me.
It's a great tradition of Americana,To dance around in a bandana.
Or nothing more than a carefully low-slung gun belt, see?Not only is that a gun not in your pocket, you're pleased to see me.
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