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Ask Hephaestus!
Hecate: Artemis, I totally agree! I nearly fell from my perch on the rafters because I was laughing so hard! No one heard me though, for some reason...
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: Never mind, I just made it and Hera is covered in rashes. *snicker* How I love to prank people! Also, I cursed all of your tools, Hephaestus! You're going to have a bit of trouble making th..."i noticed.....*throws a tool at hecate's face*
Annabeth*aka Dhriti:)* wrote: "I want my dagger:,("ok lets say i do give u but first tell hecate to remove the curse other wise a billion tools on hecate"s face*frowns*
Neha wrote: "Me: Hepheastus, how did it feel like catching Aphrodite and Ares in a net??"me:it has to be awesome
Hephaestus:heehee
Some-person(Percy) wrote: "Me: I ahve to admit,the father must be awesome to have awesome sons....maybe u really ARE awesome...........that is,if u gimmi the spoonPercy: *throws spoon to her face* here. Now will u QUIT IT w..."
me:spoons?? really?
Hephaestus:hecate...................
Hey, Hephaestus? Where do babies come from?
Also, can I have an "Easy" button for when life gets too difficult?
Also, can I have an "Easy" button for when life gets too difficult?
Me: To the first question- i dont think thats a relevant question to be asked from your own dad :P. atleast not in the public....oh dam the pills, im completely rambling today..
me:*innocent*yeah hephaestus, leo wants to know where they come from.....
Me: *pat pat* ur too young for this,Leo...........................O.o I just realised so am I.......
:sing your name is Leoyeah
I'm sure
Leo wrote: "Hey, Hephaestus? Where do babies come from?Also, can I have an "Easy" button for when life gets too difficult?"
well i can answer that!see when mommy and daddy love each other very much,little baby donuts decide that they can have a present so they send them a ,little pill that mommy has to take.when mommy takes that pill it grows and manifests inside her like a little baby goat.imagine it like those little seeds you put in water that grow into big rubber fish or goats.then one day the baby donut come back with a parcel and bangs it the mommy's head which make the child a little retarded but still end up with a baby
HOLY HADES THAT WAS AWESOME XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
IKR?!
CD XD XD XD XD
Me:lol
any body still here? :p
Me: We came from donut pills?!?!?!? AWESOME!!!!Lol.
Me:Ikr?!well you did i floated down from a unicorn
Me: Did u die?
Me: yeah i saw you're face in the mirror behind me instant heart attack....
Me: idiot -_- I bet u came down from the unicorn,cuz u were,u know,a "special case" a.k.a ugly -_-
Yeah I was so pretty everyone got jealous and started calling me ugly then I (unlike you) came down a magic horse
Me: Yeah right. Everyone abandoned u cuz u were too ugly,but then the magic horse,who felt sorry for u,decided to bring u down,much to everyone's annoyance.
Curse that horse!
Percy! Control your livestock!
Percy! Control your livestock!
Percy: He's not a horse!! He has a weird pointy thing on his head!!!
Then let's poke it with a stick!!!
Percy: Sure...........wait,I don't have a stick......
*whacks with of them*be mature...that's animal abuse
Percy: but it has a weird pointy thing on his head!!
We're not abusing it, Annabeth! We're being scientists!
Percy: exactly!! We're gonna investigate what that thing on his head is!!
me:um......
quit bein weirdos and PERCYyou really should listen to your girlfriend more
she has smarts
me:yeah percy UNLIKE YOU
Hecate: What pointy thing?
Me: Hecate, shouldn't you remove the curse on Hephaestus's tools?
Hecate: Hmmm...NOPE! :)
Me: Then you're going to have a billion tools thrown at your face.
Hecate: I have 7 billion clones. That is more than enough to protect me from the tools. (teleports)
Me: Hecate, shouldn't you remove the curse on Hephaestus's tools?
Hecate: Hmmm...NOPE! :)
Me: Then you're going to have a billion tools thrown at your face.
Hecate: I have 7 billion clones. That is more than enough to protect me from the tools. (teleports)
ugh I hate hecate -_-
Hecate: I heard that.
Me: Hecate, you're not even here!
Hecate: My clones are...
Me: (suddenly realizes that there are 7 billion clones in the room) HOW DID YOU ALL FIT IN HERE?
Hecate: Magic...
Me: Hecate, you're not even here!
Hecate: My clones are...
Me: (suddenly realizes that there are 7 billion clones in the room) HOW DID YOU ALL FIT IN HERE?
Hecate: Magic...
Nancy (Apollo) wrote: "Leo wrote: "Hey, Hephaestus? Where do babies come from?Also, can I have an "Easy" button for when life gets too difficult?"
well i can answer that!see when mommy and daddy love each other very m..."
Me: Oh dam dam dam.....IM SPEECHLESS
Me: Oooh and Hepheastus, is it true that you hit your fave on a gravel path??A: *tsk tsk* Not wise to ask....
Me: You're evil
A: You don't understand mortal