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Ha! Good????

I betcha'd be delicious!

Sy's gonna have a fit when he see's what we've done to his thread...

Whatcha mean 'we'?

Wasn't me!!!

I'm just and almost innocent bystander!!!

It was Mattie's fault!

Don't be alarmed Matthew. I'll protect you.

Patti knows how to deal with Simon.

Uh oh.

Matthew said crap.

David will be here any moment.

Take cover in the Morning! thread Matthew! You'll be safe there!

We have a lot of Davids in the group, Mattie, but *that* David is hard to forget...

I guess you could say he likes to leave his mark...

The ball's in your court, Peppermint P.!

I'm too innocent to clue Mattie in!

One of our many Davids has been known to poop in a thread.

And no david, you WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN.

But we still love you.

From a distance.

OY!

Poor David :(

Ah look, David's here!

I'll leave you to explain it all to Mattie.

All I will say is the "O" and the "P" keys are very close together on a qwerty keyboard, and when typed "popped" can very easily make the poster infamous...

Hi my name is Shona and have just found out about this site and think it sounds brilliant! I'm forever reading and I guess this is a great way to keep track of what I have and haven't read.
So I'm very new and being very nosey when I stumbled upon this group thing. Can't wait to take a look around and see what is going on in here.

Hi Shona, welcome the the group of tall tales :~)

Someone really ought to do some Alternative Group Rules:

1. Don't mention custard.
2. If you must have curtains, keep Patti away from them. Or at least don't have any scented candles.
3. Watch out for those pesky P and O keys. They can get you into a LOT of trouble. Can't they David?
4. Do mention Bacon. A LOT.
5. err?

any more?

Thank you David and Matthew, I suppose I should take a little 5 minute break at being nosey at this thing and actually go and have some dinner!

Rosemary (the Fourth Plinth) wrote: "Someone really ought to do some Alternative Group Rules:

1. Don't mention custard.
2. If you must have curtains, keep Patti away from them. Or at least don't have any scented candles.
3. Watch out..."

Laugh. A lot! And share when you laugh! A private giggle is great but shared laughter is multiplied.

My favourite quote.

Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased.

Spider Robinson

Truer words have rarely been spoken

And certainly not at the same time!

Hi Shona!

Welcome to the group, I'm DeeDee.

Welcome Shona. Not everyone here is mad. Me, for example. I'm sane, for a given value of barking!

Hello Everyone, my name is Robert mogsa and i am a new author that has been thrust into this amazing new world. My blog was spotted by a company and the media and my CV was turned into a book and i launched my first short book. Since i have been featured on the daily mail, radio city 96.7 interviewed me and i am on air again on tuesday 11th march 2014 0n wirral fm uk. Its surreal my interview with Pete Price from Radio City 96.7 Liverpool, on soundcloud has now reached over 59,000 listens WOW thank you all please check it out https://m.soundcloud.com/robert-mogsa... and buy my book THE BOY WITH 1000 JOBS HERE Google play https://play.google.com/store/books/d...

Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Boy-With-...

THANK YOU

Hi Robert - welcome!

Hello everyone!

Hello all!

I'm something of a reading hiatus at the moment. I've been trying to finish up my final assignment on my human genetics course for my degree and working on my own fantasy series. As soon my book 3 is released, I'm going to be sitting back to take a break and read a few titles.

Martyn

Hello Martyn! Join in and enjoy yourself.

Kath wrote: "Hello Martyn! Join in and enjoy yourself."

Thanks.

Hello to everyone who has joined in the last 10 days, welcome!

Hello all the newbies!

Hello!

Our Kath is a bit of a Mendel herself, it's not quite human genetics but it's much tastier.

Peas! Purple podded, even.

Welcome to the group, newest members.

Please share any puns you may have. Kath LOVES puns!

And share bacon.

Only crazy people share bacon.

Mine! Mine MINE,

Hello to anyone who's new since last I said Hi :~)

Sigh.

I'll get the shovel...

Of course I meant "And share bacon... with Patti"

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Sigh.

I'll get the shovel..."

Why? Is it snowing?

She's got so much bacon she needs to shovel it!

That must be it :~)

Rosemary (the Fourth Plinth) wrote: "She's got so much bacon she needs to shovel it!"

I wish.

Shona wrote: "Hi my name is Shona and have just found out about this site and think it sounds brilliant! I'm forever reading and I guess this is a great way to keep track of what I have and haven't read.
So I'm..."

Hi Shona welcome I am new still LOL will get to grips eventually :)

Robert wrote: "Hello Everyone, my name is Robert mogsa and i am a new author that has been thrust into this amazing new world. My blog was spotted by a company and the media and my CV was turned into a book and i..."
Hi Robert

You actually live near me as I live in Manchester. Congratulations on your success so far

Scarlett

Martyn wrote: "Hello all!

I'm something of a reading hiatus at the moment. I've been trying to finish up my final assignment on my human genetics course for my degree and working on my own fantasy series. As soo..."

Hi Martyn

Good luck with the assignments Isn't that long ago I was doing mine for my PgDip. Hope it is going well. Good luck with the books too Scarlett

Hello, I'm Anna Faversham. I've been looking around this group for quite a while now and recognize some of you as I also below to the Kindle Users Forum (KUF). I'm sure you'll be glad to know that Kuffers recommend this forum regularly.

I've been sneakily peeking at the posts quite a bit but now I hope to get to know some more of you as time goes by.

Hi Anna! Lovely to meet you here! If you've been lurking you'll find there's a special section for authors so do start your own thread. It's useful to read the bit that says, 'Read this first' as it's surprising how many writers don't read!

The Morning thread in General Chat is the one we check into most days and it's a good place to make friends.

Hi Anna! :) Welcome, another Kuffer! :D