Sequel Addicted discussion

Tell you're own joke. May it be really funny or corny.

Let's make our members smile even for just a bit.

DO you know what't a cattle?

Answer: It't where the print(prince) and printet(princess) live.

LOL
This one always gets me!

Fish: I can't feel my tears because I'm in the water.

Water: I can feel your tears because you're in my heart.

Lesson?

Um... I don't know. I'm still wondering how the fish talked and how the water even replied.

LOL

lol!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?



Dam!



(sorry if we are not supposed to say bad words, but really it's just referring to a big wall that holds back water!! )

What do you call a dog that steals from cats?

A pick-paw-kitt.

lol!!! haha

Dam!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever you feel blue....

Just call me...

And I'll be there...

I have crayons with me.
I will color you pink so...
you' dlook a little girlie and
a bit coy.

lol- this is originally in filipino language and i think it's funny though the english version is not that catchy.lol

Dad: where have you been?

Daughter: I went to the mall with friends and did window shopping.
Dad: Don't make me look stupid! (seriously angry now)

Daughter: But I did!

Dad shaking his head: If you did then where are the windows you bought??!!!!!!

wow!comedians in the house.

lol :b

I don't do jokes well but i well try!hold on.....

okay... :b

what cheese is never your cheese?
answer:nacho cheese! get it?

Ya. I do.

yeah.lol

not my cheese lol

What is the coldest part of the body?

-eyes

lol.get it?

i dont lol

oh! lolz

eyes as in ice..lol

grr

what's with the grr rocio? lol

carly has a point with the joke! I like how she thinks! :)

haha

lol i was jk. that joke has double sense. and u always say never mind to me!

haha u do

haha its okay

wow!drama!

(Okay, everyone probably already knows this joke but....)
Two muffins were in an oven.
One muffin says, "Boy, it's getting hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!

...

HAHAH i had but its still funny :)

lol

lol

me want ice cream

then go eat

wahahahah!

lol cool jokes, guys!

Trenise wrote: "A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?"

FROM PLASTIC! duh!

Trenise wrote: "I know they are old but they are still my favorites ^^





1.) There is a round hole that is 15 ft. deep with a radius of 7 ft. all the way down. How much dirt is in the hole?




2.) There is a b..."

dunno

Carly wrote: "I have one... It's more of a riddle

The one who made it doesn't need it.
The one who has it doesn't want it.
The one who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?

Answer: A coffin "

i dont get it

Carly wrote: "the guy who made the coffin doesnt need it...cause hes selling it
The guy who bought it doesnt want it because it means someone dies
and the guy who needs it doesnt know it cause hes already dead"

oh! ahha

Carly wrote: "I have another riddle!

What kind of king has:
The head of a lion
The middle of a pig
The rear of a buffalo
And the tail of a dragon

NAZGUL!!
post if you want the answer xD its a hard riddle~"

haha so what is it

u said the head of a lion

and ert

haha its ok