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Well, this Polish is quite sure that her daughter did. Because no way was the 13 yo shtupping, nana.


'Pool got my daughter pregnant'

A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.

And it's probably from the sperm of an Egyptian, oh noooooooooo!

1)There are mixed swimming pools in Egypt?

2)You said shtupping.

:D

Er. How would, exactly, the "stray sperm" get loose in a pool?

And by "mixed", what exactly do they mean?

I'm guessing mixed-gender.

I think they wrote a song about this: "Wa*k like an Egyptian".

Oh, Richard.

And that was my fall-back option. I was going to go with "spit and polish".

That may have been a better move.

The term 'better' may be ill chosen in this instance.

Agreed.

The hotel will be putting up new signs by the pool tomorrow:

No running or horseplay
No diving in shallow end
No ejaculating

Nice one, Lori, shtupping is a word that should be used far more regularly in my opinion.

It's a lovely word.

Schtupping seems like a word for the post-forty generation. Maybe older. If an eighteen year old said "schtupping"...well, I'm not sure. Maybe it would work.

I'll carry that flag.

You must be yidding.

Yes! I agree...like in a dusty dinner theater...

tadpole wrote: "The hotel will be putting up new signs by the pool tomorrow:

No running or horseplay
No diving in shallow end
No ejaculating

Nice one, Lori, shtupping is a word that should be used far more..."

my fav comment today by far. thank you TP

i thought this was going to be about floating kama sutra positions

I think this myth's been busted before. The only way to get pregnant is through sexual intercourse. Like duh? The daughter was obviously lying to avoid getting slaughtered.

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i thought this was going to be about floating kama sutra positions"

LOL. Ew.

Maybe the Virgin Mary was swimming in a pool?

Are you joking? Please be joking

I just saw Brüno, and HE used the word shtupping.

It was not as funny as Borat, and I'm not sure what else to say about it right now...

Misha, a friend of mine is married to a man from Syria (a U.S. citizen now) who is a scientist (American-educated), and his father is a psychologist back in Syria, got his Ph.D. there probably at least 30 years ago, and she was telling me how uninformed this person who is one of the most educated people in the country is, how he's still working from theoretical assumptions that have been completely discounted by modern science, etc.... When he and his wife finally came to visit my friend and her husband early this year he was devastated at how behind he was, how irrelevant his knowledge. Because in Syria even though he can't practice or teach now (gov't hasn't let him for a long time) being the person w/all that education gave him a lot of prestige, ya know? And here, he'd have to start all over again. (Luckily, he really is a brilliant man and recognizes the problem and WANTS to learn what he's been missing, and they will probably move here eventually.)

I'll never go swimming again. Well, maybe in the ocean. But what if a shark had been, well, doing something rather "unsanitary" near me and I got pregnant? Or, Oh God, what if one of those sperm whales came floating by and asked me for a date? Should I say no and risk being labeled a prude or yes and perhaps be labeled a slut? That's it, no more swimming for me. Too risky.

Aw, Leslie, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

But Leslie, if you cross-pollinated with a shark or whale, why you'd make the cover of People mag! Isn't that what we all aspire to? :D

I know I do.

You people are so damn funny I just laughed at quite the wrong moment and choked on my coffee which somehow shot out of my nose and mouth at the same time. How's that for unsanitary?

this is again too funny - topic comes up ever year!
:-O

O MY!

Tadpole? OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

TMNT!!! YAY!!!!

Yes, you can definitely get pregnant from a swimming pool if you have sex in the pool.

I was curious how you were going to revive this one.

And if that swimming pool happens to be in Virginia... watch out. You consented to be awash in pool sperm when you jumped in the water.

According to billionaire investor/person who says weird things on television Foster Fleiss, aspirin can ward off the swimming pool pregnancy threat:

http://gawker.com/5885744/in-my-day-g...

Sarah Pi wrote: "I was curious how you were going to revive this one."

Belatedly.

Jonathan wrote: "According to billionaire investor/person who says weird things on television Foster Fleiss, aspirin can ward off the swimming pool pregnancy threat:

http://gawker.com/5885744/in-my-day-g......"

So you're in the pool, with the aspirin between your knees....how long before the aspirin dissolves? Then your legs will fly apart and anything can happen.

Use a coin that wouldn't dissolve.

i know this is true because this is how i got pregnant

I smell a beautiful story coming.

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i know this is true because this is how i got pregnant"

and ?

Ok, I reread all the original comments and nobody ever discussed the fact that maybe there was no chlorine in the pool.

Your Majesty.

::bows::

They don't say pond. They say pool.

Not that I'm arguing that it is possible. I don't believe that. I'm just saying that in post 1 it says pool. Like 82 times.

Nevermind. PLease disregard me..

But I just have to say that of course people don't get pregnant from ponds but that's because generally there isn't mad ejaculation going on inside them. What if there was?

Well, that is just sad.

Sally is mourning all the dead sperm.