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Killer design (the architect had a big ego)
Lying liar that lies (a diplomatic ship)
Yellow Submarine Intersteller Karaoke Bar and Cheese Hut
Zoiks, and Away!New category: Why did you throw that out the window?
A normal day I would have killed that spider, but today I felt generous, and threw it out of the 10th floor window
Because he cheated on me again so I set all his stuff on fire. I'm not allowed to have open flames in my apartment so, out it goes. :-)
Causality is an illusion, it had already been through the window, you are merely perceiving that I had thrown it.
Dumb computer wanted to learn to fly, so I encouraged it to hurry and do so.
Everyone knows the cops can't prove it's yours if you throw it out the window. Duh.
Hillary made me do it!
I simply wanted to make sure that gravity was working properly before leaving the house.
Jumped out before I could stop it. Technology doesn't bounce well.
Kitchen needed cleaning and the dishwasher was broken. Honey, I'm going to need the credit card again.
Mom said it needed to go, so out it went.
No one else wanted yo do it. Cowards.
Occasionally you've just got to show the printer who's boss. It's the only way it'll learn.
Perhaps my identical twin did it. You can't prove otherwise. (Asking my, I mean OUR mother is cheating!)
Quidditch practice! That wasn't the quaffle I threw? Oops.
Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do
Trust me, it was either that or you. You decide.
Urgent need to break something, with finesse and a loud BANG
Violins deserve better than what you were doing to it. It's in a better place now.
What??? That clock?! I wanted to see time fly. (Ba-da-bum-chick)
Xanax withdrawal isn't as pleasant as it sounds.
Zambonis shouldn't be on the twelfth floor anyhow. New topic: "Look! Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's ___________"
angry and possibly rabid Pterodactyls....run!
Batman!!! Wait ... What's he doing there?
Canadians looking down at the US elections
Fertiliser falling from a crop duster.
Game of Thrones banner reminding me of how far behind I am on the show.
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