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Oh I think you're right. How disappointing!

I can get you some lettuce if you want to replace it...

I assumed it was shavings of green coloured icing :-)

And a romance for Valentine's day

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Thats more like my idea of romance!


Or as a certain book spells it... Romacne.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Romacne-Stepb...

Searching by romacne with google brings out all sorts of fine literature.......
But I bet none of them have the 'happy ever after ending'

Its a very niche genre.

Never mind, let them but once read the flowing prose and elegantly crafted verses of Tallis Steelyard and they will doubtless be mystified and bemused

And happy ever after?

Once the ointment works.

It's not ointment!

https://www.machinemart.co.uk/p/05111...

You have to be careful which end you go for. You don't want to use the coarse when it should be the fine.

I have always avoided being coarse

You are a fine gentleman.

so long as nobody rubs me up the wrong way

Huh, Coke is much better as a lubricating agent for stuck mechanisms,

Probably more corrosive as well :-)

can't be as corrosive as a well time inference though

As cutting as a compliment from the ex-wife's mother and shifts dirt faster that a journalist going through the bins of a cabinet minister

Now if there were some way of transferring that suction power to a hoover, we'd be in the money

I always feel that if they had nothing to hide they have nothing to worry about ;-)

Cabinet Ministers, journalists, or ex wife's mothers???

All of them :-)

A poet always entertains!

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That was certainly entertaining. I find it hard to imagine Tallis so wet and sorry for himself though.

Oh, and by the way, my brother tells me he will be staying in Barrow for a few days soon. He mentioned something about Piel Island. I've never heard of it.

Piel is just off the coast, has a pub, a ferry and a couple of houses and a castle. It's an integral part of the borough. You can walk to it from Walney at low tide, but you cannot walk from Roa Island because the channel runs between them.

What's he doing up here?

Holidaying. With his camera. He seems to have plans to visit everywhere in the UK . The Faroe Islands are next after Barrow.

I've meant to do the Faroes, but we aren't exactly close. :-)

Jim wrote: "I've meant to do the Faroes, but we aren't exactly close. :-)"

They aren't that easy to get to - only one tour goes there. Not a high volume tourist destination. Which is probably a good reason to go there :)

I was intending to go there in the 1980s, there was one boat that ran constant trips from Faroe to Norway, Denmark, Scotland, and Iceland, calling at Faroe between each trip. Unfortunately I never got the trip made and I don't think it runs any more

Well there are ways...

http://www.visitfaroeislands.com/en/g...

don't tempt me :-(

I even bought the maps, my planning was at that stage!

Wow - pity you never made it. They look spectacular from that site.

They have sheep there - you could say it was a working trip...

Ooh, flights from Edinburgh in the summer

Rosemary (aiming to misbehave) wrote: "Ooh, flights from Edinburgh in the summer"

On both days?

I think you're confusing the east coast of Scotland with the west ;)
It was quite summery here today (after the frost melted)

And again I have been asked to review a book, thus and so I present my findings

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Bought it.

Tallis Steelyard book reviewing services are available for all writers who feel that they're inevitably doomed to failure whatever they do

Will wrote: "Bought it."

Hope you enjoy it Will

Jim wrote: "Tallis Steelyard book reviewing services are available for all writers who feel that they're inevitably doomed to failure whatever they do"

Doomed, doomed, we're all doomed....

There are other things that Tallis has dabbled in

http://scvincent.com/2016/03/01/furth...

Also for Patti, both parts of a story

Literally Critical

http://suddenlytheyalldied.com/2016/0...

http://suddenlytheyalldied.com/2016/0...

Or was that 'domed'?

Also coming up in three separate episodes which can be read individually with unalloyed pleasure

http://scvincent.com/2016/03/01/furth...

Another tale from my youth

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The second episode, discussing how to deal with ladies of a certain age, is now up on Sue Vincent's blog

http://scvincent.com/2016/03/08/a-fur...

and the third and final episode on Sue Vincent's blog

http://scvincent.com/2016/03/15/24429/

And the dangers of fine dining

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Yep - cooks and chefs are all batshit crazy!