The Testing RP discussion

So how you play this game:

Person one: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person two: Granted, but you get arrested for having stolen money.
Person two: I wish I was a famous athlete.

Person one: Granted, but you die from a head wound while competing.


So yeah, that's how it works :)

I'll start it off.

I wish I had 500 acres of land

You get it but, you killed an old man then stole the deed for the land from his dead body(he kept it with him so nobody could steal it((that didn't work out so well...)) ) so you're arrested and spend 12 years in prison.

I wish I had a taco

Granted, but the house takes over your life and gives you no freedom.


I wish the world wasn't polluted

Granted, but the human race is destroyed.

I wish I had red hair.

Granted, it bites your hand off. (It's a big fox XD)

I wish I could go to New York

(Ouch)

Granted, but you stop right in the middle of WW3 and get blown up

I wish Caitlyn and I lived in the same town

Granted but you end up hating each other and never speak to one another again.

I wish I could get a perfect score on the AP test.

Granted but you fail everything else so it takes you another two years before you even graduate from high school.

I wish for a pet goat.

Granted, but it eats everything you care about (XD)

I wish I could morph into a dragon

Granted, but you get locked up in a zoo and studied by scientists. XD

I wish to be in a show again. I miss it.

((Awwwww, that sucks :( XD)


Granted, but you only do one show before you get sick and die.


I wish Bre would make a character.... ;P

Granted, but that is delayed for another day or two until I can pick up the book which is waiting for me at the library so I have a basic idea of the details of the world and what precisely is happening to inspire my character which I am in fact quite excited to make.

I wish that I could read it right now instead.

Reading it right now :D

I granted my own wish :P

I wish for The Doors of Stone by Patrick Rothfuss to come out.

I'm like three chapters in and I'm like, I just need to go make a character :P so that's what I'm doing

((Ohh awesome! Thank you! XD))


Granted, but every copy blows up as soon as it's released.

I wish Graduation day would come out sooner

((*facepalm* Graduation day is the last book in The Testing trilogy XD))


Granted, but time freezes completely and is frozen forever.


I wish I was watching Mrs. Doubtfire

Granted lol (not going to break that wish)

I wish the world was a safer place

Granted, but someone kills you and steals your money


I wish I could go to Europe

Granted, your plane crashes in England.

I wish for a snack

Granted but it's poison

I wish I didn't have so much trouble staying focused and still.

Granted, but the snack is a poisoned corncake ;)

I wish I could travel through time

((Hey we said the same thing))

Paigetwo *Caitlyn* wrote: "((Hey we said the same thing))"

((Lol! Yeah we did XD))

Granted, but you are arrested by time cops for unauthorized time travel.

I wish I had spaghetti and meatballs.

Granted, but it ate you before you could eat it.

I wish I didn't live where I live.

Granted, but you now live in an isolated desert with little resources.

I wish I had a unicorn pet.

((I actually love the desert))

Granted, but every time it saw you, it impales your shoulder with its horn.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

((oh haha))

Granted, but you forgot what to wish for immediately.

I wish technology was easier to understand.

Granted, but it takes over your life and turns you into a mindless drone.

I wish I had someone to cuddle.

Granted, but they disappear shortly after.

I wish I wasn't allergic to mornings.

Granted, but you became allergic to every other time.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you can never fall asleep again..

I wish I could read faster.

((Hey do you want me to roleplay as family or a friend for your character?))

Granted, but you'd never enjoy reading again.

I wish I could sing well.

((Sure, maybe it will encourage others to be active too.))

Granted, but now that's the only way for you to communicate.

I wish I had all my favorite songs playing everywhere.

Granted, but you'll get sick of hearing them after a week and still be forced to hear them everywhere.

I wish I could get everything done and actually do something here.

~Streamlily~For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail~ wrote: "((Sure, maybe it will encourage others to be active too.))

Granted, but now that's the only way for you to communicate.

I wish I had all my favorite songs playing everywhere."

((Okay! Do you want me to use a family member or a friend?))

Cαiтℓуn ~comfortably miserable~ wrote: "Granted, but you'll get sick of hearing them after a week and still be forced to hear them everywhere.

I wish I could get everything done and actually do something here."

Granted, but the planet explodes as soon as you do that.

I wish I had warm socks.

Ember Skye wrote: "~Streamlily~For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail~ wrote: "((Sure, maybe it will encourage others to be active too.))

Granted, but now that's the only way for you to..."

((A friend please (: ))

Granted, but you soon wish that you didn't have them because of the extreme heat flash.

I wish I was smarter.

((Hm.. The planet exploding is appealing to me so XD ))

Granted, but everyone will get smarter as well and so you'll be back where you are now.

I wish I had more time.

((@Streamlily Okay! @Caitlyn True XD ))

Granted, but don't use it.

I wish our society would collapse.

((Hey Streamlily, I actually went ahead and made a character for Dixon Colony to be Avalyn's friend :) ))

((Okay, would you like to role play tomorrow? I'm getting offline for the night d: ))

((I would love to! I'm going to vote in the morning, but I can get online after that :) ))

((Okay! that's good for me. (: ))

((Awesome!))

Granted, but we are left in a civil war zone.

I wish I had more pets.

Granted, but they all ran away when you needed them the most.

I wish we had better presidential options.

Granted, but third-party wins the election.

I wish clothes were cheaper.

Granted, but the wore out after one day.

I wish I could move to a different planet.